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RADlands - Two games in one thread? No one can live at that speed!
Squall
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Seven days ago, the world ended. Not with a bang, or with a whimper, but with a sound like the snorting of a portly fellow dressed in a ratty $10 trenchcoat and shitty felt fedora.
Grab your shotgun and don your re-purposed sporting equipment - Ragnarok's come and it's time to mess shit up.
100% Core Rules - RADlands Mods - Characters
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[Whore's Armor][25%][Armor: -5% [P] Damage; Distracting: Inflicts a -10% penalty on attacks against you, or a -15% penalty if you have Hot]
[Bloody Raccoon Armor][25%] [Leo's cousin has acquired a set of hide armor he found on a dead woodsman in what used to be yellowstone. It appears to be a heavy leather jacket lined with blood-stained, and highly iRADiated, raccoon fur. It's quite comfortable.] [Armor -5% [P] Damage; Gliding: After running your full [P] in feet, you may glide an equal distance.][32000 RADLand Points]
[Hat Pack][A collection of stylish hats.][2000 RADLand Points]
[Glossolalia Platinum Account][A platinum card with magnetized strip. It has a picture of a starship on it. Just knowing you own the card fills you with pride and a sense of accomplishment. You gain +10% character points.][89000000 RADLand Points]
[Glossolalia Black Account][A heavy, black graphite card with a picture of a strange city engraved into it. Just knowing you own it makes you feel suave and important. Requires Platinum Account.][Special: The Card grants you a +10% bonus to your highest stat for determining when you are RAD Poisoned or Stressed Out; VIP: You're a very important person, NPCs know it, and will react favorably.][9800000000 RADLand Points]
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[Bloody Raccoon Armor][25%] [Leo's cousin has acquired a set of hide armor he found on a dead woodsman in what used to be yellowstone. It appears to be a heavy leather jacket lined with blood-stained, and highly iRADiated, raccoon fur. It's quite comfortable.] [Armor -5% [P] Damage; Gliding: After running your full [P] in feet, you may glide an equal distance.][32000 RADLand Points]
[Hat Pack][A collection of stylish hats.][2000 RADLand Points]
[Glossolalia Platinum Account][A platinum card with magnetized strip. It has a picture of a starship on it. Just knowing you own the card fills you with pride and a sense of accomplishment. You gain +10% character points.][89000000 RADLand Points]
[Glossolalia Black Account][A heavy, black graphite card with a picture of a strange city engraved into it. Just knowing you own it makes you feel suave and important. Requires Platinum Account.][Special: The Card grants you a +10% bonus to your highest stat for determining when you are RAD Poisoned or Stressed Out; VIP: You're a very important person, NPCs know it, and will react favorably.][9800000000 RADLand Points]
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[Speed Racer]
[Jo'Marli]
[Locth]
[Feli]
[Thieresai]
[The Urson]
[Kih'tan (Planet)]
[Grezzibel]
[Skyaergarigyth]
[Starfish Cove]
[Ol' Stregged]
[Kih'Tan (Species)]
[ICEberg]
[Page 97]
[Loeli]
[Ytlkrek]
[SECommandos]
[Reavens]
[Urson Gateway]
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[Malevochondria]
...and many more coming soon![Speed Racer]
[Jo'Marli]
[Locth]
[Feli]
[Thieresai]
[The Urson]
[Kih'tan (Planet)]
[Grezzibel]
[Skyaergarigyth]
[Starfish Cove]
[Ol' Stregged]
[Kih'Tan (Species)]
[ICEberg]
[Page 97]
[Loeli]
[Ytlkrek]
[SECommandos]
[Reavens]
[Urson Gateway]
[Benevochlorians]
[Malevochondria]
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Deucarta
Magic is science. Golems are robots. Spirit philosophers roam the land. Psychics and Wizards battle over ancient artifacts that defy all natural law and reason. This is Deucarta. Pack your bags and don't forget your sword, 'cause there will be Hell to pay before this journey is over and you don't got the time to stop for lunch.
Magic is science. Golems are robots. Spirit philosophers roam the land. Psychics and Wizards battle over ancient artifacts that defy all natural law and reason. This is Deucarta. Pack your bags and don't forget your sword, 'cause there will be Hell to pay before this journey is over and you don't got the time to stop for lunch.
[vidURL="
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ggNOb2oFn8&feature=related"]Choose your adventure![/vidURL][Antheus]
(Coded Message)
"Our time together in the League of Rovers was short, but was beneficial to us both. The ban on privateer organizations has hit our type hard, but I wish to continue to our services to the public underground, away from government scrutiny. With my connections and your skills, we could take advantage of this revolution and gain a great deal of wealth, or even favor from the winning side. These are uncertain times, and at the very least we can save a few lives while making a better living than working at the prisons or on riot control. Meet at the boathouse at the end of Omen street, near the ruined lighthouse. We can work out the details there."
-H
[Sevyn Turs]
(Fliers sent to various wizard academies and mercenary companies)
Wanted!
EXPLORE untamed wilds!
DISCOVER ancient ruins and legendary artifacts!
MINGLE with barbarian warlords!
HUNT rare beasts!
BECOME part of the most important research EVER!
Research assistants needed to conduct retrieval and courier services for acclaimed royal researcher Armades Kinas, currently conducting research in Sevyn Turs, deep within the Dreamwilds. Rooms and supplies provided per diem, payment will be rendered after each job. Inquire at your local arcane college for more details and to schedule an interview. References required.
[The Mediran Plains]
(Backroom of a closed ale house in the city-state of Etlin)
"All right you bastards, the gates of Etlin are closed up tighter than the princess's cunt with Jevin's army at the gate. The city can hold up for a few months, give or take, before supplies are out. After that? We're crushed under the boot heels of those slavering rock gnawers. The council doesn't have a lot of options, and that's were I come in- recruiting you would-be mercenaries to bust out and find a way to end this siege. The other city states aren't keen on getting involved, and that has to change for Etlin to have a chance at living through this. I'm not promising a great deal of wealth, here, but I can guarantee a shit load of action, fame, and- if everything turns out lucky- the gratitude of goddamn civilization. Can you pussies take the blood oath and fight this out to the end? If you can't, turn your ass around, march out that door and get your pale white ass out of my sight."
(Coded Message)
"Our time together in the League of Rovers was short, but was beneficial to us both. The ban on privateer organizations has hit our type hard, but I wish to continue to our services to the public underground, away from government scrutiny. With my connections and your skills, we could take advantage of this revolution and gain a great deal of wealth, or even favor from the winning side. These are uncertain times, and at the very least we can save a few lives while making a better living than working at the prisons or on riot control. Meet at the boathouse at the end of Omen street, near the ruined lighthouse. We can work out the details there."
-H
[Sevyn Turs]
(Fliers sent to various wizard academies and mercenary companies)
Wanted!
EXPLORE untamed wilds!
DISCOVER ancient ruins and legendary artifacts!
MINGLE with barbarian warlords!
HUNT rare beasts!
BECOME part of the most important research EVER!
Research assistants needed to conduct retrieval and courier services for acclaimed royal researcher Armades Kinas, currently conducting research in Sevyn Turs, deep within the Dreamwilds. Rooms and supplies provided per diem, payment will be rendered after each job. Inquire at your local arcane college for more details and to schedule an interview. References required.
[The Mediran Plains]
(Backroom of a closed ale house in the city-state of Etlin)
"All right you bastards, the gates of Etlin are closed up tighter than the princess's cunt with Jevin's army at the gate. The city can hold up for a few months, give or take, before supplies are out. After that? We're crushed under the boot heels of those slavering rock gnawers. The council doesn't have a lot of options, and that's were I come in- recruiting you would-be mercenaries to bust out and find a way to end this siege. The other city states aren't keen on getting involved, and that has to change for Etlin to have a chance at living through this. I'm not promising a great deal of wealth, here, but I can guarantee a shit load of action, fame, and- if everything turns out lucky- the gratitude of goddamn civilization. Can you pussies take the blood oath and fight this out to the end? If you can't, turn your ass around, march out that door and get your pale white ass out of my sight."
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
Steam
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E: dammit shock
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How hard would you do this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Iw-FBDKX-4&feature=related
What spring does with the cherry trees.
t: vis
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10 for me.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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Steam
Fuck it. Silence means consent.
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one sec
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Traits: [Lateral Thinking 42% (in) (sk)][Arrogant 20% (df)][Subneural Hacker 42% (SK)][Subneural Bleeding 30% (sk)][Insecure 20%(wk)]
Equipment: Speed Racer
Injuries: [??? 80]
Cobalt gives another look around the room. "Yeah. I guess for now... I guess we really don't have any better options. It's not like we're condemning anyone to anything new. I still don't like it but... let's do what we need to do."
http://www.audioentropy.com/
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http://www.audioentropy.com/
Dusty was soliciting opinions for a final decision on cranking up hell
and also wanted to talk to you about a project to separate the storm of minds back into individual personalities after the war's over
http://www.audioentropy.com/
edit: thanks, Speed
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Also, Dusty's new shell is basically an item that gives him some ability to "see" sunbeural shit like Cobalt and Henry. Obviously, though, there's some lag/inconsistency to it as of yet - like trying to steer your car using only your cell-phone's camera.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
I'm hoping he makes a better bond with it. Very much want to reach Cobalt levels of interaction even though you've been making it very hard to do so. :S
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Only reason he could do that is because he gets channeled through carbosilicate like RAD does, due to, y'know, currently being a subneural signature piggy-backing on the local RAD.
Traits: [Mastermind 36% (SK)] [Resolute 25% (AR)] [Red Sun Artificer 40%(sk)] [RAD Wraith 22% (SK)(df)] [Eccentric 10% (hn)]
Equipment: i]The Staff[/i [Black Lenses 10% (sk)]
Injury: [Scattered 25% (hn)]
"Enough agreement to proceed. Will need guidance about interface later, Cobalt. Think it is capable of what you do with your arm. For now, I will need to time to sort through Lucifer's information and reassign the other souls occupying the shell's pathways. Back to base." Dusty starts up the steps, his staff clacking against the carbosillicate tile. Just before reaching the lift, he pauses, sending a tight signal to the walls of Hell.
--> Thanks, Bro. Fighting for you, too. Rest easy for living and dead.
He steps on the platform, staff held in his folded arms. "All aboard."
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so even though two people were gifted with it, randomly, I can't actively work for the same ability?
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Cobalt has more technical prowess, due largely to his carbosilicate arm interface/natural leanings.
Henry is instinctively using it, making him less... delicate with his maneuvers, but more prone to stumbling upon big shit.
Dusty has the advantage of being reduced to a subneural signature himself. He can interact with incorporated things in ways they can't. He receives most subneural cues as physical effects on himself.
Basically mind/soul/body.
Edit: Well it sure was nice of him to tell us, wasn't it.
naw, my posting might slow down occasionally but I like this place too much I think
you're stuck with me
probably forever
then I refresh the page and oh boy there's like 5 new blue dots for me to click on
http://www.audioentropy.com/
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I mean...
You pretty much can't die.
You take less damage from all physical sources.
You can hijack a carbsolicate shell.
Not being quite as good at subneural hacking?
Seems fair.
I wouldn't say you're gimped
I mean you're the only one that's actually managed to accomplish anything here
http://www.audioentropy.com/
I was referring to being gimped in that specific ability, for no reason other than your personal preference.
Looks like you answered my question!
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Rane, if I have to beat you with an ugly stick know that it is out of love.
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you liiike meeeeee