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Old 01-31-2007, 11:42 PM
sarukun wrote:
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I don't like white girls so much, guys, no offense.
Hot is hot.
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Old 01-31-2007, 11:44 PM
sarukun wrote:
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I don't like white girls so much, guys, no offense.
None taken
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Old 01-31-2007, 11:48 PM
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Willow became such a fucking retard when she became a lesbian

It started when she refused to acknowledge her past sexual relationships with men (which were emotionally meaningful and valid)

and it was all downhill from there

Especially during the magic-drug-addiction storyline, fuck, that was so awful

Week after fucking week of Willow getting the shakes and drinking tons of water because she's going through withdrawal, hurf durf magic is like drugs hurrrff durf durf durf durf durf

And it culiminated in a shitty two-part finale wherein Alyson Hannigan could not look more embarrassed flouncing around in Star Trek villain regalia and screaming things like "I AM SO JUICED" and making Wizard of Oz puns

Then she spent the last season being a stupid pussy
oh deemer

we like the same faggy shows and get angry at them for the same reasons

I like Alyson Hannigan

Does that count?
oh hey

this was just pointed out to me

Compare this

to this

[spoiler:51ee2eeeea]I am dating one of them[/spoiler:51ee2eeeea]
Holy Cats, Pony.

That's almost creepy.

In a good way.


YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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Old 01-31-2007, 11:55 PM
Not much of a story...I broke up with my ex on the phone, while she was at work. She was a crier and spent an hour in the bathroom trying to calm down. It was like an episode of Saved by the Bell.
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Old 01-31-2007, 11:57 PM
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It was like an episode of Saved by the Bell.
This one line made it worth it, though.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:03 AM
possibly the most ice cold thing i ever did to an ex-girlfriend was fucked her younger brother.

he was actually my age whereas she was 3 years older.

oh my god it was such sweet vengeance

she was such a psychotic bitch
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:03 AM
DarkPrimus wrote:
sarukun wrote:
DarkPrimus wrote:
sarukun wrote:
I don't like white girls so much, guys, no offense.
Hot is hot.
Whatever you say.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:04 AM
Pony wrote:
possibly the most ice cold thing i ever did to an ex-girlfriend was fucked her younger brother.

he was actually my age whereas she was 3 years older.

oh my god it was such sweet vengeance

she was such a psychotic bitch
That is probably the best revenge ever.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:06 AM
Pony wrote:
possibly the most ice cold thing i ever did to an ex-girlfriend was fucked her younger brother.

he was actually my age whereas she was 3 years older.

oh my god it was such sweet vengeance

she was such a psychotic bitch

hahah that is both awful and aweinspiring.

so rad.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:08 AM
commie wrote:
Pony wrote:
possibly the most ice cold thing i ever did to an ex-girlfriend was fucked her younger brother.

he was actually my age whereas she was 3 years older.

oh my god it was such sweet vengeance

she was such a psychotic bitch

hahah that is both awful and aweinspiring.

so rad.
stab
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:08 AM
sarukun wrote:
Pony wrote:
possibly the most ice cold thing i ever did to an ex-girlfriend was fucked her younger brother.

he was actually my age whereas she was 3 years older.

oh my god it was such sweet vengeance

she was such a psychotic bitch
That is probably the best revenge ever.
it created a massive family drama shitstorm through-out her family and friends

she was one of those uppity catholic girls who are quite hypocritical and think it's still not sex before marriage if it's o & a.

and yet

she dumped me when she found out what i was all about

however, i had built a really good friendship with her brother in the months prior and he had confessed to me he hated his family because he knew he was gay but knew they'd ostracize him

it eventually got to the point he didn't care anymore, and he wanted to come out and really wanted to tell them off. this was right before he found out his sister dumped me, and what she dumped me for

well now

we got to talking

and boy howdy was that ever a tale of killing two birds with one stone
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:08 AM
Nucsh wrote:
commie wrote:
Pony wrote:
possibly the most ice cold thing i ever did to an ex-girlfriend was fucked her younger brother.

he was actually my age whereas she was 3 years older.

oh my god it was such sweet vengeance

she was such a psychotic bitch

hahah that is both awful and aweinspiring.

so rad.
stab
counterstab!
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:08 AM
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:08 AM
Nucsh wrote:
commie wrote:
Pony wrote:
possibly the most ice cold thing i ever did to an ex-girlfriend was fucked her younger brother.

he was actually my age whereas she was 3 years older.

oh my god it was such sweet vengeance

she was such a psychotic bitch

hahah that is both awful and aweinspiring.

so rad.
stab
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:09 AM
commie wrote:
Nucsh wrote:
commie wrote:
Pony wrote:
possibly the most ice cold thing i ever did to an ex-girlfriend was fucked her younger brother.

he was actually my age whereas she was 3 years older.

oh my god it was such sweet vengeance

she was such a psychotic bitch

hahah that is both awful and aweinspiring.

so rad.
stab
counterstab!
blocked by my tales of homosexuality!

LIKE ALWAYS COMMIE
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:09 AM
Pony wrote:
sarukun wrote:
Pony wrote:
possibly the most ice cold thing i ever did to an ex-girlfriend was fucked her younger brother.

he was actually my age whereas she was 3 years older.

oh my god it was such sweet vengeance

she was such a psychotic bitch
That is probably the best revenge ever.
it created a massive family drama shitstorm through-out her family and friends

she was one of those uppity catholic girls who are quite hypocritical and think it's still not sex before marriage if it's o & a.

and yet

she dumped me when she found out what i was all about

however, i had built a really good friendship with her brother in the months prior and he had confessed to me he hated his family because he knew he was gay but knew they'd ostracize him

it eventually got to the point he didn't care anymore, and he wanted to come out and really wanted to tell them off. this was right before he found out his sister dumped me, and what she dumped me for

well now

we got to talking

and boy howdy was that ever a tale of killing two birds with one stone
You're a sex ninja, Pony.


I consider this story an instance of "using your powers for good."
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:10 AM
Pony wrote:
commie wrote:
Nucsh wrote:
commie wrote:
Pony wrote:
possibly the most ice cold thing i ever did to an ex-girlfriend was fucked her younger brother.

he was actually my age whereas she was 3 years older.

oh my god it was such sweet vengeance

she was such a psychotic bitch

hahah that is both awful and aweinspiring.

so rad.
stab
counterstab!
blocked by my tales of homosexuality!

LIKE ALWAYS COMMIE
pony NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHYYYY PONY WHHHYYYYYYYYY
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:10 AM
Pony wrote:
commie wrote:
Nucsh wrote:
commie wrote:
Pony wrote:
possibly the most ice cold thing i ever did to an ex-girlfriend was fucked her younger brother.

he was actually my age whereas she was 3 years older.

oh my god it was such sweet vengeance

she was such a psychotic bitch

hahah that is both awful and aweinspiring.

so rad.
stab
counterstab!
blocked by my tales of homosexuality!

LIKE ALWAYS COMMIE
Seriously, that was a hell of a time to put in such a long post.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:11 AM
sarukun wrote:
Pony wrote:
sarukun wrote:
Pony wrote:
possibly the most ice cold thing i ever did to an ex-girlfriend was fucked her younger brother.

he was actually my age whereas she was 3 years older.

oh my god it was such sweet vengeance

she was such a psychotic bitch
That is probably the best revenge ever.
it created a massive family drama shitstorm through-out her family and friends

she was one of those uppity catholic girls who are quite hypocritical and think it's still not sex before marriage if it's o & a.

and yet

she dumped me when she found out what i was all about

however, i had built a really good friendship with her brother in the months prior and he had confessed to me he hated his family because he knew he was gay but knew they'd ostracize him

it eventually got to the point he didn't care anymore, and he wanted to come out and really wanted to tell them off. this was right before he found out his sister dumped me, and what she dumped me for

well now

we got to talking

and boy howdy was that ever a tale of killing two birds with one stone
You're a sex ninja, Pony.


I consider this story an instance of "using your powers for good."
using his powers for good would have been deleting his own post

D':
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:12 AM
Stab!
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:13 AM
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:13 AM
he's not even the goddamn game
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:14 AM
he's not even in the game
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:14 AM
Orthanc never made us do that...

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