Now pancakes are good, but massive parties and free boobies for all are better. So grab some food, some booze and some beads, and let loose! Look at these people: Dress up! And party like an animal! *Not responsible for providing boobies. Go throw beads at ladies on the street if you want those. Seriously, any lady will do. The old lady down the street? She's game. Go for it. You know you want to.

They had one in Tampa That shit was awesome. I saw some tits

Those are some very colourful people!

i always assumed you were english because of the top gear stuff

You don't get minorities in britain?

Happy Fat Tuesday.

You don't get minorities in britain? No purples or reds

i always assumed you were english because of the top gear stuff I'm from the cold midwest, moonlighting in the American South.

The Jazz Festival is better than Mardi Gras imo

Happy Fat Tuesday!

Hey. Look at all those people. Standing around in the streets.

No purples or reds There's a City of Heroes joke waiting for me in there.

They're just waiting for beads guys.

instead of mardi gras we celebrate happy faglynch day

They had to cancel Madri Gras around here, people would just get too wild for the Police to handle.

The whole turning Carnival into a beads-for-tits thing is fucking lame.

That one in front...showing some leg. I'd throw it in her for Lent

They had to cancel Madri Gras around here, people would just get too wild for the Police to handle. they cancelled a fair here because it turned into happy stoner day there were hippies there the next morning still off their faces just like laying the grass

Oh man, I found a picture. A beautiful picture. There's a fake dong on someone's head. I'm scared to post it.

Debauchery!

I think it was last year in Philadelphia where they banned sales of alcohol after like 5pm to stop the crazy ass debauchery in the streets like the previous year. People were still trashed on they're own booze, except they rioted and broke into places because there was really nothing open because they couldn't serve.

The whole turning Carnival into a beads-for-tits thing is fucking lame. Thats because you've never entered one of those "person with the most beads at the end of the night wins a free trip" contests at a bar, have you? I can see you doing pretty good at it, just whipping out yoru dong and threatening to cockslap someone if they don't give up the beads.

The Jazz Festival is better than Mardi Gras imo Only about a million times better. Party-gras is just a(nother) excuse for frat-boys to get drunk and puke in the streets.

what exactly is mardi gras a celebration of

Thats because you've never entered one of those "person with the most beads at the end of the night wins a free trip" contests at a bar, have you? I can see you doing pretty good at it, just whipping out yoru dong and threatening to cockslap someone if they don't give up the beads. It's like one of those ring tosses at the fair. A whole buncha' rubes tryin' to get a stuffed scooby plushie.