I had a great fucking plan. And I got it 80% of the way finished, before I discovered that my copies of Premiere and Premiere Elements do not work on my Vista machine.
I installed the game and managed to get a serviceable vidcap. But I was unable to edit it. I will post it when I have a stable editor, if people would like.
Anyhow, here is what I did, right up to the editing portion, for reasons explained further up this thread: The night of my last forum battle:
[21:43] petitio76: Did you ever play Postal2?
....
[21:43] petitio76: But the point is that all it existed for was excessive violence.
[21:43] petitio76: And it gave you lots of options.
[21:43] petitio76: My favorite?
[21:44] petitio76: Gather a crowd.
[21:44] petitio76: Separate one person from the crowd.
[21:44] petitio76: Decapitate that person.
[21:44] petitio76: With a shovel!
[21:44] petitio76: Then, pour gasoline on both the head, and the crowd.
[21:44] petitio76: Light the head on fire.
[21:45] petitio76: Use the shovel to hit the head, a la Tiger Woods, into the crowd.
[21:45] Nusch (SE++): haha
[21:45] Nusch (SE++): Oh wow
[21:45] petitio76: The flaming head lights the crowd on fire.
[21:45] petitio76: Then, you see how many you can save by pissing on them until the fire is extinguished.
[21:45] petitio76: Usually no more than two!
[21:48] Nusch (SE++): So
[21:48] Nusch (SE++): Wow
[21:48] Nusch (SE++): That's awesome but tough sounding
[21:48] petitio76: Not really. The game exists only to allow for just such scenarios.
[21:49] petitio76: I'll just use Adobe Premiere to stick my opponent's face on the golf-ball head or somesuch.
I installed the game and managed to get a serviceable vidcap. But I was unable to edit it. I will post it when I have a stable editor, if people would like.
Anyhow, here is what I did, right up to the editing portion, for reasons explained further up this thread: The night of my last forum battle:
[21:43] petitio76: Did you ever play Postal2?
....
[21:43] petitio76: But the point is that all it existed for was excessive violence.
[21:43] petitio76: And it gave you lots of options.
[21:43] petitio76: My favorite?
[21:44] petitio76: Gather a crowd.
[21:44] petitio76: Separate one person from the crowd.
[21:44] petitio76: Decapitate that person.
[21:44] petitio76: With a shovel!
[21:44] petitio76: Then, pour gasoline on both the head, and the crowd.
[21:44] petitio76: Light the head on fire.
[21:45] petitio76: Use the shovel to hit the head, a la Tiger Woods, into the crowd.
[21:45] Nusch (SE++): haha
[21:45] Nusch (SE++): Oh wow
[21:45] petitio76: The flaming head lights the crowd on fire.
[21:45] petitio76: Then, you see how many you can save by pissing on them until the fire is extinguished.
[21:45] petitio76: Usually no more than two!
[21:48] Nusch (SE++): So
[21:48] Nusch (SE++): Wow
[21:48] Nusch (SE++): That's awesome but tough sounding
[21:48] petitio76: Not really. The game exists only to allow for just such scenarios.
[21:49] petitio76: I'll just use Adobe Premiere to stick my opponent's face on the golf-ball head or somesuch.
see you should have just posted that text as your forum battle
Posts
That wasn't my entry.
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nap I drew that
Throw it up at page 1?
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or have i missed something?
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But just because I saw his other entry
How am I fucking winning this?
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...eh naporeon it is.
Cause I'm a lazy alcoholic.
Also his had a Shady Warehouse.
And didn't completely suck.
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because it's so bad, see
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I had a great fucking plan. And I got it 80% of the way finished, before I discovered that my copies of Premiere and Premiere Elements do not work on my Vista machine.
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You apparently don't understand that maaaaaagic of paint.
It was very me.
no, actually, I do not
but it sounds like something I'd do
tell me about it
Yeah. It's like the Ring. You read the battle, now you've got the plague too.
Looks like your winning now anyway.
You were a dude.
And you had a huge glove.
And Fram and I were on our robots.
And you kept saying, "I AM SO BAD."
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I'm going to the bar now.
You let me down, nap
Anyhow, here is what I did, right up to the editing portion, for reasons explained further up this thread:
The night of my last forum battle:
[21:43] petitio76: Did you ever play Postal2?
....
[21:43] petitio76: But the point is that all it existed for was excessive violence.
[21:43] petitio76: And it gave you lots of options.
[21:43] petitio76: My favorite?
[21:44] petitio76: Gather a crowd.
[21:44] petitio76: Separate one person from the crowd.
[21:44] petitio76: Decapitate that person.
[21:44] petitio76: With a shovel!
[21:44] petitio76: Then, pour gasoline on both the head, and the crowd.
[21:44] petitio76: Light the head on fire.
[21:45] petitio76: Use the shovel to hit the head, a la Tiger Woods, into the crowd.
[21:45] Nusch (SE++): haha
[21:45] Nusch (SE++): Oh wow
[21:45] petitio76: The flaming head lights the crowd on fire.
[21:45] petitio76: Then, you see how many you can save by pissing on them until the fire is extinguished.
[21:45] petitio76: Usually no more than two!
[21:48] Nusch (SE++): So
[21:48] Nusch (SE++): Wow
[21:48] Nusch (SE++): That's awesome but tough sounding
[21:48] petitio76: Not really. The game exists only to allow for just such scenarios.
[21:49] petitio76: I'll just use Adobe Premiere to stick my opponent's face on the golf-ball head or somesuch.
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see you should have just posted that text as your forum battle
just the idea would have been better
because
no one needs to see my ass
not even a horribly rendered ms paint version
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