Also my housemmate has yet to figure out how to focus properly in Macro Mode on his camera: But it was neat because he was watching the tip of the pen as I waved it around. He was a smart little guy. (I know potatoe but I lack shop skills.) (Topher, yeah it looks big in the photo cause of the macro, but even still I was a rather large spider for one that hunts actively, outside of a tarantula.) We used to have banana spiders around here when I was younger. Those fucking rules.

Come to think of it. If you let a poisonous reptile, spider platypus or whatever loose in somebody's house in hopes that it would kill them you probably aren't a very cunning assassin. So at best you have a 2nd rate assassin after you.

t SH: What kind of spider is that, do you know?

If there was a platypus in my house holy shit I would have such a huge fucking party. There would be slip and slide.

If there was a platypus in my house holy shit I would have such a huge fucking party. There would be slip and slide. They have poisonous claws don't they? Or is that just a myth? Platypus themed party would be alright though, especially with a slip and slide. ......Maybe a bounce house.

t SH: What kind of spider is that, do you know? Not a clue, some variety of wolf spider I think. In that spider thread somebody posted a photo of a similar looking one, but I'm too lazy to track it down. Platypuses (no, I don't know the pluralization of it, so sue me) do have a poisonous spur on their hind legs I think.

If there was a platypus in my house holy shit I would have such a huge fucking party. There would be slip and slide. They have poisonous claws don't they? Or is that just a myth? Poisonous spurs

I am suing Smart Hero.

Playtpi

The poison isn't lethal though

Meet my lawyer Topher:

I demand justice, not giant green lawyers. I wonder what she is carrying in that giant breifcase... Giant legal reports? Or a whole bunch of regular sized ones...

i that picture of she hulk

i'd go green for her

THAT IS SHE-HULK YOU BIG FAT LOSER FACE SHE IS A LAWYER

I'm betting sex with her would result in death from shattered pelvis But it would be so worth it

Manhunter is cooler

What sound do platypi make?

Also I would have put this one but it is a little risque Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler

jolly green giant

She-Hulk got fucking hot. holy shit

I'm betting sex with her would result in death from shattered pelvis But it would be so worth it Death by snoo snoo?

Also I would have put this one but it is a little risque Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Jesus christ what a gigantic bench.

She-Hulk got fucking hot. holy shit after the 90s they made it a rule that every heroine has to be hot with giant tits no matter what age