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People's Republic of PAX :
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 05-03-2007, 12:51 AM
 | I'm thinking we should gather a fistful of minions and steal a chunk of the US and form a nation. We can subsist by periodically raiding the United States for supplies and our infrastructure [power, water, farms, etc (whatever we can't steal from the states that is)] will be operated by everybody on a system of rotating shifts such that nobody has to do a whole lot but shit still gets done.
The government will consist of a lone figurehead who was once elected but was too much of a douche bag to step down after his term so nobody listens to him anyway. Instead all decisions will be made by the members of whatever team is winning the Parliamentary TFC game that day. I find Team Fortress Classic to be a fair and balanced governmental mechanism based on the simple fact that it kicks ass and nobody plays it anymore so only the 1337 will stand.
Laws will be enforced by ninja, which will be stationed no less than three per square mile. There needn't be many as they will fuck your shit no matter what.
Anyway, 12 hour night shifts are boring so help me build my utopia. What part of the US should we pwn to build our nation? What laws should we enact? How else can we further the kickassitude of the People's Republic of PAX? What name should we use to replace my crappy placeholder name? |
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