i saw one that didn't involve any chases and was just his white trash family taking his to get his driver's license

I've never seen a full episode of Dog, just the South Park parody episode and a handful of clips here and there. The guy may be kinda trashy or whatever, but it seems like his work makes the world better.

yeah, totally

The only thing worse is transforming Bro to BRAH, which sounds just awful to me. For some reason it's OK when Dog the Bounty Hunter does it. If the Bounty Hunter does it, it can't be illegal. Keanu uses it a lot in Point Break too.

The only reason hes catching those people is because his wife fronts those people money so they can pay bail, ignoring the fact that they are a 10 time meth addict who has jumped bail before. Hes also a convicted felon with about 12 kids, thats why he carries around the OC spray, he cant legally carry a gun. He tries sooo hard to be some hardcore high speed low drag sumgun, and thinks hes awesome about it. You wanna wear a kevlar vest? Fine. Ignoring the fact that I dont think a single one of his captures has involved a gun on scene, a vest still isnt a horrible idea. BUT ITS A VEST, NOT A SHIRT. Also, his name inst dog. Its Duane. I refuse to call him 'Dog'. Second, you don't need the freaking tactical thigh rig for your OC spray, Duane. You can do the exact same job in a jeans and a t-shirt and a normal sized OC spray can just as well. Heck, you can probably do it better, because you wont be the only blonde headed leather skinned white boy wearing all black wanna be mall ninja gear in the middle of friggen Hawaii, and maybe you wont stick out like a huge sore thumb so much. Also, noones afraid of you, Duane. You're 5'7" and wear boots to make you lookt 5'10". You spend about 20 minutes before each encounter talking about how the guy is gonna run cause hes scared of you, the big dog, and all that noise. No, they are running because they dont want to get caught, and they are smart enough to know they can't fight you and you're 5 redneck buddys/relatives that are going to tackle them. I promise you good sir, a 20 year old meth dealer would be less likely to be afraid of a 54 year old reality TV show star than you think. Also, you have a faith in Jesus Christ? Awesome, good for you. However, and I mean, maybe you haven't noticed, but a lot of Christians are seen as hypocrites. Crazy, I know. Its like that the average person sees the average Christian as someone who will curse out someone else and talk smack to them at the drop of the hat, and threaten them with unnecesarry violence, and just be an all around nasty dude, then turn around 10 seconds later and all them to "Go with Christ, brah" I wonder where they get that perception from, Duane.

ITT: cango let's out a lot of pent-up dogg hate

PA is being pretty lazy with their writing lately. Another 'Halo is for frat boys' comic would seal the deal. I half expect a WoW comic on Wednesday, then another rerun of the Cardboard Tube Samurai after that.

ITT: cango let's out a lot of pent-up Duane hate fix'd

PA is being pretty lazy with their writing lately. Another 'Halo is for frat boys' comic would seal the deal. I half expect a WoW comic on Wednesday, then another rerun of the Cardboard Tube Samurai after that. Well, I can do you one better. I WHOLE expect you to keep posting like a goddamned mouth-breathing retard.

PA is being pretty lazy with their writing lately. Another 'Halo is for frat boys' comic would seal the deal. I half expect a WoW comic on Wednesday, then another rerun of the Cardboard Tube Samurai after that. You...you do know its a comic usually centered around current gaming news right? Guys, did you hear the Halo 3 beta is out?

Man so apparently the next Zelda is going to be cell shaded Celda m i rite

I really like the wallpaper in Gabe's newspost. Armadeaddon is still one of my favorite story arcs.

Also, noones afraid of you, Duane. You're 5'7" and wear boots to make you lookt 5'10". ... So wait. He's short. Therefore he's not scary. Are you becoming an Internet badass? I'll tell you what, I wouldn't fuck with that dude in a "fair fight" situation (one on one, no weapons, no surprise attacks). And it's not because I mistakenly thought he was three inches taller than he really is.

wolverine's in the mid 5 foot range and he would fuck your shit up

oddjob would fuck your shit up

Good comic.

whats wrong with sick keggers?

whats wrong with sick keggers? frat guys

but there's usually drunken chicks all doped up on roofies at keggers

you take the good, you take the bad

and then you take her from behind

The only thing worse is transforming Bro to BRAH, which sounds just awful to me. For some reason it's OK when Dog the Bounty Hunter does it. If the Bounty Hunter does it, it can't be illegal. Brah ins't just a simple changing of an O sound to an AH sound in bro. Brah is the slurring of "bruddah" which came from brother.

Hahahaha, awesome.