Welcome gents to the Phalla Insane Asylum. I am your director and head surgeon of the Asylum, Dr. Precisionk. You have all been selected from various other asylums to become my "special volunteers" in our brand new program. You will be treated with kindness, fairness and love at our special place we like to call home.
Insanity is the currency in this game. You can be rewarded, depending on your actions. WARNING: WHEN PICKING YOUR SPOT, THE GAME EVENTS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT OCCUR COULD VASTLY BE DETERMINED ON WHO YOU ARE NEXT TO ON THE LIST. CHOOSE WISELY.
Please sign up by simply stating:
I !sign up spot #43
Signups will close at 10pm est tonight, since I would like to get this game going to give others a chance to host theirs. PM's will be sent out later tonight. Game will commence at 12 am EST, if everything goes to plan.
Voting Ends at 11 est every night, unless otherwise notified.
Fuck fuck fuck. I gotta choose a number? So much pressure.
He said events might effect you depending upon who's in front or behind you on the roster. Choose wisely. Or avoid everyone you don't like. One of the two.
I'm tempted to start a network with people around me on the list, which will, of course lead to our collective deaths I'm sure. I think Shamus had the right idea.
Fuck fuck fuck. I gotta choose a number? So much pressure.
He said events might effect you depending upon who's in front or behind you on the roster. Choose wisely. Or avoid everyone you don't like. One of the two.
I'm tempted to start a network with people around me on the list, which will, of course lead to our collective deaths I'm sure. I think Shamus had the right idea.
hi5!
Edit: Also, this sounds incredibly fun. Why? "Insanity is the currency of the game. You will be rewarded for your actions."
I was the loony in the Mole phalla and I picked number 10 there. I'm supposed to be loony here, so I should probably pick number 10 again or something. And the 10th is my birthday. Decisions, decisions....
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!I pick #5
I !choose you, #13
!Gimme 6, and damned be the consequences
I'm a loony!
NNID: Hakkekage
Nothing at all! Don't believe the hype!
Let's network.
Ok, I am the loony who thinks she is the Prophet Mohammad, if anyone votes for me at all or even suspects me they get set on fire. What about you?
NNID: Hakkekage
Thirty-eight... thirty-eight
Goin' up!
(Bonus points to whoever gets the reference)
We were once two, now we are the new Phalla super power. Are you prepared!?
I'll be Mohammad Ali.
If you dream of voting for me, you better wake up an apologize. If people continue to vote, I'll knock them out 1-2-3.
What's my name!?
We are so eager to meet you all!
All I hear from yo' mouths is some flabber gabber blabber.
NNID: Hakkekage
It's gotta be good.
He said events might effect you depending upon who's in front or behind you on the roster. Choose wisely. Or avoid everyone you don't like. One of the two.
I'm tempted to start a network with people around me on the list, which will, of course lead to our collective deaths I'm sure. I think Shamus had the right idea.
hi5!
Edit: Also, this sounds incredibly fun. Why? "Insanity is the currency of the game. You will be rewarded for your actions."
I'll be the "Crazy Commander".
Everyone reports to me.
Crazy, isn't it?
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I !sign up as #4.
omg
Well, I'll !sign up then for spot #25, as the only sane guy here.
Hello neighbor.
#2 for me!
Who wants to simultaneously stake two people at once!
*Raises hand*
I vote for the Inquisitive Pepper, it doesn't taste as good as advertised.
B:L, you can be my third-in-command. It's your job to control everyone after the number #25, and report to me about any misdeeds.
Have at it, soldier!
It's an acquired taste I assure you!
-Oscar Wilde
MARK MY WORDS.
Edit: I call Ash.
Double edit: The 23rd is my birthday. I hate you gnasty.
I need to stay as far away from you freaks as I can get. I'm only pretending to be crazy to curb my jail sentance.
Hrmph.