One by one the criminally insane walk off the bus, chained together. Slowly but surely they mouth opens in disgust at their new Asylum, especially built for these "special" people. Four armed guards watch on hand as the guests arrive to their new home.
Upon entering facility, they are greeted with the dank smell of the rundown facility. What it lacks in color, it shows character as a cold, dauntless cage for those who wish to stay. Slowly but surely, the Patients walk single file, deep into the facility into the Common Room. It scantily decorated with a plasma tv bolted to the wall in the corner, a hydrotherapy fountain near the Waiting Room, a couple tables welded into the ground with chairs scattered about, a deck of cards sitting on the table, a set of checkers and a box of used porn in the corner.
The hospital staff is no where to be seen. They are locked into securely into the common room. One side of the room is large viewing window, taking up almost the entire side of the wall. Next to this window, a sign reads "Lobotomy Waiting Room". Inside this room sits five chairs, almost looking like a dentist's office along with a pretty little tree that sits in the corner. A large door with a circular window, sits closed, leading into some unknown area in this room.
On the other side of the wall, sits a tiny glass window, with a fat encrusted nurse with too much lipstick on, sitting their reading her cosmo. A tiny little sign next to it says "Medication Station". Besides these two things, the room is fairly bland, with no other windows to speak of.
The tv flickers on and a man of great power, great strength and large manhood appears standing in a doctors coat..."Hello my children, I am Dr. Precisionk. However, my children, you may call me Father."
"You have been brought to this facility because your families sold your rights as a human being away, in exchange for a large sum of money. They care not for you anymore. You all have been left alone in this world, with no comfort, no money and no way to survive. Your families cared not for your condition and do not understand your full potential as human beings."
"Father wishes to take you to my bosom and love you. What the pitiful "institutions" tried to force on you, I will reverse. I will bring you back to society as leaders of the new world. Your minds will be heightened and your souls will be saved. I care only for your well being. Everyone is free to roam the Common Room. A select few of you, will have your minds taken beyond normal capacity and will enjoy an inner peace most cannot ever obtain."
"Do not fear for your safety. Despite no hospital staff on hand in the room, rest assured we have eyes and ears amongst your fellow patients. If shall need a question answered please as Father, Clarification on any of the questions or rules set forth. Be well my children. Father loves you."It is best that you read the story every night. It may lead to possible hints of past, present, future events, identity roles and what not.RulesEvery night, patients must place a vote on whom they wish for Father to lobotomize and bring enlightenment to. This is simply done as:
I !vote for DonkeyAnus for lobotomy
To retract your vote you must put:
I !retract my vote for DonkeyAnus, because he is so cute.
Voting closes at 11 est every night. Specials, have your PM's to me before then.
Game resolution is as follows:
Specials - > Patient Vote - > ??? Bad guy/s
Base Rules:
1. No sharing PM's
2. There will be no dead thread.
3. There may or may not be items.
4. You will know nothing, until the story develops.
5. All roles are assigned randomly.
6. If I deem you inactive, you will be killed. Immediately. Inactivity include not posting enough (minimum 3 posts). This is a game for god sakes, if you signed up to play, YOU SHOULD BE ACTIVE.
Lobotomy Waiting Room Rules:
1. Every person in the room is assigned and listed accordingly. The first person on the list will be lobotomized.
2. At least one person every night will be lobotomized, this number can wax and wane depending on certain things.
3. Ties in voting, result in no one returning to the Common Room.
4. You may view the Common Room thread, but you may not vote. This works both ways. You may watch what goes on but not speak. YOU WILL NOT COMMUNICATE TO OTHERS BESIDES THOSE IN THE ROOMS. You essentially are cut off to all but those who remain in this room. This goes for PM's and proboards. Your only communication is with those in this room.
5. All special powers are null and void in this room, unless specifically stated otherwise.
6. If the first person on the list is voted back into the Room, then everyone moves up a spot, thus the #2 on the list would then die for that night.
7. Waiting Room Events: Occur during the Patient vote. Waiting room patients receive a vote, after vote has been processed. Waiting Room and the patients inside are completely invulnerable to the Common Room specials powers/vote unless specifically stated otherwise.
Player List:1. Kin33 - Lobotomized - Hospital Staff
2. Locus - Dead - Patient
3. Inquisitive Pepper - Sent to Lobotomy Waiting Room
4. Buzz Buzz
5. Shamus - Sent to the Lobotomy Waiting Room
6. Hakkekage - Lobotomized - Patient
7. Balefuego - Lobotomized - Conjoined Seer
8. Saburbia - Lobotomized - Patient
9. frandelgearslip
10. DarkPrimus - Lobotomized - Patient
11. robothero - Sent to Lobotomy Waiting Room
12. jdarksun - Dead - Patient
13. Last Son - Dead - Hospital Staff
14. Zerinan - Dead - ???
15. Telcus - Sent to the Lobotomy Waiting Room
16. Psycholarry1 - Lobotomized - Patient
17. Gleve - Dead - Patient
18. cheez - Dead - Patient
19. HylianBunny - Lobotomized - Hospital Staff
20. Ardor - Lobotomized - McMurphy, Special Pill Recipient
21. Plutonium - Sent to the Lobotomy Waiting Room
22. FunkyWaltDogg - Lobotomized - Patient
23. Gnasty - Lobotomized - Security Blankey
24. Senior Fish - Lobotomized - Rioter
25. B:L - Lobotomized - Patient
26. Mazlo - Dead - Hospital Staff
27. Bliss 101 - Lobotmized - Patient
28. Frosteey - Sent to Lobotomy Waiting Room
29. Marx - Dead - ???
30. SweetRedPie
31. Threelemmings
32. Digger Dude
33. Utharda - Dead - Patient
34. Serpent - Lobotomized - Patient
35. Munkus Beaver
36. moonscatter - Lobotomized - Patient
37. Cj Iwakura - Dead - Hospital Staff
38. life3 - Arsenic Death - Patient
39. spaik
40. Squashua - Lobotomized - Chief Bromden, Special pill recipient
41. GrimmyTOA - Lobotomized - Rioter
42. Shadowseeker - Dead - Fucking useless, waste of a spot
43. Typhus783
44. Lignisse - Dead - Hospital Staff
45. DevoutlyApathetic - Dead - ???
46. MrBlarney - Arsenic Death - Hospital Staff
47. Anaximander - Dead - Patient
48. TehSpectre - Dead - Patient
49. Grundlterror - Dead - Patient
Day 1 ResultsDay 2 Mid-Day ResultDay 2 ResultsDay 3 Midnight IntermissionDay 3 ResultsDay 4 ResultsDay 5 ResultsDay 6 Results
Posts
I think the meds are kicking in already, I see colours spewing from FWD's mouth for some reason!
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ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
This game is already off to a fantastic start.
HERE! I'll take 3 [2 go in my nose...]
much better that tartar sauce
You want just lorgner the precisionk all the day!
Planeswalker
Will of the Council - Starting with you, each player votes for death goblin.
Those who edit their posts from vague sexual references to vague poop references do not get fishsticks!
Good day, sir!
I swear I read that as something different earlier. But what has changed, the text on the screen or my perception of the words?
Starting Spreadsheet
We should vote in numerical order. It seems like a sensible thing to do.
I !vote Locus to become happy!
We are not dark.
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sorry.
ass full
Die, Canadian!
!vote Saburbia
Planeswalker
Will of the Council - Starting with you, each player votes for death goblin.
Your just jealous.
*goes and dances in the corner*
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I !vote Marx because he can't handle the beauty that is the rainbow of my voice.
My name is... give me my pokemon now old man!
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!may I suggest Father begin with Anaximander.
Shamus.
By the laws set down by the divine, you may think of me as you would a god.
People who get the top post of a page? They wreck havoc upon my mind. I forget things easily, so whenever I see a top page poster, they earned my vote for enlightenment!
I vote for Saburbia
My name is SHUT THE HELL UP YOU OLD BASTARD, ALSO YOU SUCK A QUILAVA'S DICK
My avatar isn't cute anymore, I'm immune to the vote, immune I say!
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Saburbia, gogogo!
BITCHES.
Edit: I also choose to !KILL that good for nothing SABURBIA.
I'll teach him to step on my lawn.
Planeswalker
Will of the Council - Starting with you, each player votes for death goblin.
I've been bad for oh so many games already, do you feel risky enough to think I'm bad again? :winky:
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