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[SOS Brigade Victory!] The Phalla of Haruhi Suzumiya | Final Day: The End?

Ultra GMUltra GM Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Critical Failures
Twenty?

Twenty!?

Is this the best he could do?

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Fine, we'll make the best of it.


No sense wasting time!



I would introduce myself in person, but that'd be pointless. Not like you haven't heard of me already!


There's a lot of mysteries out there, just waiting to be discovered!

Especially here!


If it can't be found online, it must not exist!

And if there aren't aliens, ESPers, or time-travelers online, then what's the point of the internet even existing?

Not a one!


So, there's this game of yours. Phalla or something. Childish, but it'll do.


By the law of averages, without a doubt, at least three of you must be either an alien, time-traveler, ESPer, or all of the above!


So how are we going to find you? That's the question...

!and this is the answer


Every day, you'll vote, and one of you dies!


Isn't it great? Obviously you don't want to die, but naturally, the sooner you find the mysteries the rest of the group is hiding, you're in the clear!


So, I've taken the liberties of having each of your computers elaborately rigged with high-ordinance explosives!
Whichever of you the rest don't like? Bye-bye.


It's a messy business, but we need results, and this is bound to get them.


Kyon's more familiar with the mechanics than I am, so he'll explain the rest.


After that, it's all up to you!

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Remember: vote or die!

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Rules

    Long story short, every day one of you has to cast a vote. If you don't... you die!?

    YOU NEVER SAID WE WERE KILLING ANYONE!!

    ...sorry about that. Like I said, she wasn't too clear on the details.

    Well, you seem like a smart bunch, you'll think of something.

    Votes are casted in red. Retractions in lime.

    A vote is expected from every player, every day, or you'll be remove-

    ...


    ...killed, for inactivity. I get it, I get it.

    If the calculations are on the money, there are three unknowns in your group.

    -An Alien
    -An ESPer
    -A Time-Traveler



    If the rest of you can find them, then the game ends.

    If you become outnumbered by them, the game ends.


    If you die before we find them, Haruhi won't be happy, and she might just kill you all.

    Well, I guess they'll high-tail it out of here by then, so I figure only you innocents are dead.


    The good news? Some of you innocents are special too, in your own ways.
    Maybe if you work together, you'll get through this alive.


    The bad news? Haruhi.

    You see, she gets bored easily.

    When she gets bored, bad things happen.

    When bad things happen around her, bad things happen to everyone.

    If Haruhi's boredom reaches critical levels, a player will be killed at random.
    (Note as of day 3: this threat has been pacified. For now.)

    So whatever you do: keep it interesting. How? That's up to you.

    I have no idea what makes her mind work. Good luck with that.


    I guess I've said all I can. Sorry I can't help more, but I'm not crossing her just to help out a bunch of strangers.

    Voting closes at 9:00 Saturday evening (EST).

    You don't have to be active to survive, but it's expected, especially if you want to keep things interesting.

    If you don't vote, you're dead.
    (Roles will first be given to reserves, and after that, the roles will be killed.)


    Best of luck.

    Oh, and you should probably get your homes evacuated by then. Knowing her, she's gotten enough explosives to blow up an entire city block, just to be sure.

    'Narrations'
    Day 2
    Day 3
    Day 4
    Day 5
    Day 6
    The Final


    Final Roster
    1. Hylianbunny, SOS Brigade member, gunned down by Vigilante
    2. TehSpectre, SOS Brigade Mascot
    3. giltanis, SOS Brigade member turned Vigilante
    4. Bogey, SOS Brigade member, detonated by vote
    5. Rynone, The Alien, gunned down by Vigilante
    6. FunkyWaltDogg, SOS Brigade member, killed by Alien
    7. Drez, SOS Brigade Bookworm, killed by Alien
    8. Squashua, Time-Traveler, detonated by vote
    9. Plutonium, SOS Brigade member, detonated by vote
    10. Niceguy Myeye, SOS Brigade member, killed by Alien
    11. robothero, SOS Brigade member, detonated by vote
    12. the wook, SOS Brigade member, gunned down by Vigilante
    13. Koan, SOS Brigade member
    14. jdarksun, SOS Brigade member, killed by Alien
    15. skulk, SOS Brigade member, detonated by vote
    16. Hakkekage, SOS Brigade Researcher
    17. zal, SOS Brigade member, detonated for lack of vote
    18. MrBlarney, SOS Brigade member, detonated by vote
    19. Defunker - ESPer - killed by Alien
    20. Saburbia - SOS Brigade member - killed by Alien



    Well, game on, or something.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DAY ONE REVEAL:
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ultros has tentacles. Those should come in handy, I'd wager!

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ...this seems a little overkill.

    Yeesh.

    Anyway, second day one reveal:
    nom nom nom nom nom

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So, all we need to do is find this crazy woman some sort of scooter and she won't kill us?

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Was that a Subaru WRX, B:L?

    Question By "find them" do you mean "vote them"? Because if we vote them we kill them, right? So... crap, I hate poorly translated Japanese stuff.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    Mystery #1: What the hell happened to my pants?

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Was that a Subaru WRX, B:L?
    I...I think so?

    nyoro~n

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Was that a Subaru WRX, B:L?

    Question By "find them" do you mean "vote them"? Because if we vote them we kill them, right? So... crap, I hate poorly translated Japanese stuff.

    Well, yes, vote them. Hopefully they won't die, but I guess she'll be happy enough knowing they exist, worse case scenario.

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh oh, I have another question.

    If she's looking for people like that, and they die when we vote for them, doesn't that mean that if we find them, then they'll be dead and she'll need to go out and find more?

    Really, I think someone should suggest another means to find time travelers, espers, and aliens. I'd like to start the ball rolling by saying we should put out a few bear traps. The kind with pointy teeth.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I guess she figures if you kill them all, more are bound to follow.
    Your main problem are the ones in your midst.

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ohh, I have until 9 pm sat to say enough stupid stuff to get bandwagoned, I don't have to do it all right now!

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Mystery #1: What the hell happened to my pants?

    *honk* *honk*

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I read in the wikipedia that she likes to get it on with espers and time travellers and aliens.

    So if you're one of those, you're in luck.

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's best not to think about what kind of logic runs through her mind. Just accept it. Yeah.

    I got nothing, and I gotta do stuff. Good thing we have until tomorrow to come up with a plan.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Okay, I've been going over posts, reveals, and voting records in this thread, and I think I've come to a conclusion:
    B:L wrote: »
    DAY ONE REVEAL:
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    Revealing something already, huh? Through an image, right? Well, who would get IMAGES of REVELATIONS? Maybe someone with ESP?

    I think so. Moving on...
    B:L wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Was that a Subaru WRX, B:L?
    I...I think so?

    nyoro~n

    nyoro~n, referring to a 4chan image-based meme. Again, we're back to images. And images lead me to believe that B:L has ESP.

    !vote B:L the ESPer.

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well, what I learned from the wiki is that:

    1. She's crazy
    2. We're boring
    3. Espers, Aliens, Time travelers aren't
    4. She always says yes when someone asks her out.

    Is it bad for me to confess that I can travel forward through time, but only in 1 second intervals and to do to it takes a second of concentration?

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This seems like a good game for a day 1 TehSpectre bandwagon.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    nyoro~n, referring to a 4chan image-based meme.
    SAGE.
    I believe this is how it's done.

    !Vote Drez

    Am I right?

    nyoro~n

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    This seems like a good game for a day 1 TehSpectre bandwagon.

    That is some logic from you that I can finally agree with. TehSpectre.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    nyoro~n, referring to a 4chan image-based meme.
    SAGE.
    I believe this is how it's done.

    !Vote Drez

    Am I right?

    nyoro~n

    Phalla Morning
    By: Phlacebo

    A vote in need's a vote indeed,
    A vote with weed is better,
    A vote with breasts and all the rest,
    A vote who's dressed in leather...
    :whistle:

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  • zalzal Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Suzumiya ended in 14 episodes, so therefore, whoever has that number can't be good. I'll !vote jdarkson
    Not to mention his obssession with Berserk is misguided
    :P

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Haven't you died the first night of two phallas in a row now, Jay Dee?

    I am totally against the Jay Dee bandwagon because of that.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    zal wrote: »
    Suzumiya ended in 14 episodes, so therefore, whoever has that number can't be good. I'll !vote jdarkson
    Not to mention his obsession with Berserk is misguided
    :P

    There's one thing I share with Guts, it's a furor to those who wrong me. For misspelling my name, you will know my wrath.

    !vote zel, or zil, or zol, or zul, or maybe zyl. Whatever his name is. It's too hard to properly transcribe vowels, apparently.
    Also, you misspelled obsession.

    Obsession.

    From Marty McFly.

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, I agree with that, but if I didn't say anything early, then it's possible it would be too late and one would already be started. It's not like I have ESP or can time travel or anything.

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have a revolutionary new idea in voting

    !vote alien

    Also I must go talk with my secret alliance buddy

    one moment

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  • zalzal Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Geez, you guys are brutal. The one time I got lazy and didn't bother to spell check, I get jumped for my mistakes. I voted because I thought the voting ends tonight and I wasn't going to be around, usually I prefer to wait until later. So...!retract jdarksun, happy? =)

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    zal wrote: »
    Geez, you guys are brutal. The one time I got lazy and didn't bother to spell check, I get jumped for my mistakes. I voted because I thought the voting ends tonight and I wasn't going to be around, usually I prefer to wait until later. So...!retract jdarksun, happy? =)

    That won't work because you placed it with the misspelling, you have to retract with the misspelling.


    :mrgreen:

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  • DefunkerDefunker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This seems like a good time for me to (re)introduce my Robothero hate. You know, just because I like to keep things consistent.

    He's bound to be evil in at least one of two Phallas.

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have spent some time decrypting what Defunker has to say. Here it is in a nutshell.
    Defunker wrote: »
    This seems like a good time for me to (re)introduce my Robothero hate. You know, just because I like to keep things consistent.

    He's bound to be evil in at least one of two Phallas.

    or

    i like time travel

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Haven't you died the first night of two phallas in a row now, Jay Dee?

    I am totally against the Jay Dee bandwagon because of that.

    'Oh and Lassie, in response to the bestiality rumors circulating about you, I have decided to forgo calling you by the usual girl's name, and instead I am going to refer to you as whatever famous dog I can think of. I have gone with Lassie because of course it satisfies the criteria of being both a girl's and a dog's name, thus helping you to ease into the transition.'

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I have spent some time decrypting what Defunker has to say. Here it is in a nutshell.
    Defunker wrote: »
    This seems like a good time for me to (re)introduce my Robothero hate. You know, just because I like to keep things consistent.

    He's bound to be evil in at least one of two Phallas.

    or

    i like time travel

    You may have something there.

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  • RynoneRynone Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !vote Plutonium, because obviously he is an alien with a name like that!

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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Who the fuck are you Rynone?

    For your information, I'm not an alien, I'm a vampire assassin!

    !Vote Rynone

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I guess I should put in a real vote right

    I'mma have to go with someone not in my alliance

    say

    !vote Bogey

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !retract B:L





    !vote B:L

    I bet that ESPer saw that coming.

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  • Ultra GMUltra GM Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey Haruhi, will you go out with me? If there's one thing Ultros knows, it's how to show a lady a good, non-boring time.

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  • DefunkerDefunker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Do you have a secret for me?

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Vote Counts

    TehSpectre - 2
    B:L - 1
    Drez - 1
    Hylianbunny - 1
    Plutonium - 1
    Rynone - 1
    Zal - 1

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