Come one, come all, to the greatest event in Ultimate Robot Fighting Championship history. A Deathmatch to decide the true champion of the league. Six fighters will enter and only one will leave. Where do your loyalties lie?
The Rules:
All standard phalla rules apply.
Every player will begin the game with an amount of money.
Voting will close every night at
11:30PM EST, All special actions and votes must be in at that time.
Every day you will bid on that evening's fights. Based off of normal vote mechanics, you will
!bid in red, and you will
!retract bid in green. Please follow that format.
Example: I !bid $500 on Ardor
Example: I !retract bid $500 on Ardor
You must bid in multiples of 100.
Every day, you will also vote on a Master of Ceremonies. Based off of normal vote mechanics, you will
!vote in yellow and
!retract in cyan.
Example: I !vote Zerinan to MC
Example: I !retract Zerinan
Here is an example day for the phalla:
I !bid $1000 that Yellow defeats Red
I !bid $1000 that White defeats Black
I !bid $200 that Green defeats Blue
I !vote MrBlarney to the Master of Ceremonies.
If there are any questions or clarifications needed, please
!ask them in orange.
The Mechanics:
This is a team game. There are 6 teams made up of
x amount of players and 4 specials on each team.
Specials
Every team has a Fighter, Manager, Promoter and Master Financer.
THE FIGHTER: The fighter is the leader of every team. Every night, they will select one player to kill, and they will also fight a match (or two) against another fighter. The goal of every fighter is to win the tournament and be crowned champion. If a fighter is killed, chaos will ensue within his team. Note: Fighters are harder to kill than your average player.
THE MANAGER: Every night the manager can do a partial seering on another player, this will reveal what team they are on. Every night the manager will also receive a portion of his team's winnings, and use that money to help train his fighter. Remember: A strong fighter wins championships.
THE MASTER FINANCER: Every night, the MF will receive a portion of his team's winnings. With that money, he will improve his fighters abilities to carry out phalla related tasks. These may be seerings, guardians, vigilantes, conversions, thievery, millers etc.
The Fighter, Manager and Master Financer start the game networked.
THE PROMOTER: The promoter does not have any special abilities. They do, however, start the game knowing almost everyone on their team. This is not a secured network, however, as teams have been known to plant traitors within other fighers fanbases.
THE FANBASE: This is the vanilla role of the game. You will start with a random sum of money, and use that money to help your fighter, screw over other fighters, buy hookers, sell drugs. Whatever. You will also be in charge of electing a MC every night.
The Promoter and Fanbases start the game networked.
More Fighter Information:
A fighter has three stats: Strength, Defense and Stamina. Every fighter begins the game with 10 of each.
Fights are done by a dice roll. Both fighters will roll an
X sided dice every turn (X = the stat number i.e. 10). If Fighter 1's Strength roll is highter than Fighter 2's Defense roll, that amount of stamina will be retracted from Fighter 2. The fights will continue in this fashion until one fighter has depleted their stamina.
Build your fighter however you see fit.
The Master of Ceremonies:
The MC will be able to choose the types of fights that will take place that night. Obviously, certain fighters would prefer certain types of matches, so the MC can use this to their advantage. The types of fights are:
1v1
3v3
1v1v1
Heavy Metal Fight (strength based)
Cage Match (defense based)
Deathmatch (stamina based)
King of the Hill
The Dead:
Robots never die. Because of this, the dead thread will be important. Dead people will know the details after night 1.
Order of Events:
Daily Bids/Votes -> Robots Upgraded -> Robots Fight -> Specials Activated -> Kills -> Money is distributed -> Next Day
The Villager Role PM:
Come one! Come all! To the greatest tournament the Robot Fighting League has ever hosted! Who will be crowned champion? Which fighter will walk away with the grand prize and which one will end up in the scrap heap?!? Come to the Coliseum and find out!
You are a rabid fan. You start the game with $7500.
Posts
Fighter Upgrades:
$1000 -- +1 Strength
$1000 -- +1 Defense
$2000 -- +1 Stamina
Phalla Upgrades:
$1000 -- one-time Seer
$2000 -- partial Guardian
$2000 -- Theft (steal money from another fighter's bank)
$2000 -- Ressurection (bring a teammate back to life)
$2000 -- Faulty Robot Parts (replace another fighter's upgrades with broken parts)
$3000 -- one-time Vigilante
$6000 -- full Guardian
$10000 -- Multi-use Seer
$30000 -- permanent extra nightly kill
Vegetable Violator - The White Robot
HK-47 (N.V.) - The Green Robot
Domo Arigato - The Blue Robot
The Deus Ex Machine - The Yellow Robot
A. Toaster - The Red Robot
PHALLAX - The Black Robot
Standings
Narrations/Results
Night 1 Results | Narration
Night 2 Results | Narration
Night 3 Results | Narration
Night 4 Results | Narration
Night 5 Results | Narration
PLAYER LIST
01. precisionk killed by PHALLAX Night 1
02. Nion
03. Jester313 killed by HK-47 Night 6
04. Fembot
05. Plutonium murdered by The Syndicate Night 3 | Ressurected Night 4
06. Bliss 101 killed by Green Guy Night 2
07. DevoutlyApathetic, Champion of the Syndicate, killed by The Deus Ex Machine Night 6
08. Drez, The Red Robot, killed by The Syndicate Night 6
09. Squashua killed by Vegetable Violator and A Toaster Night 6
10. durax, The Green Robot, killed by The Deus Ex Machine Night 7
11. Saburbia killed by PHALLAX Night 7 | Ressurected Night 8
12. TehSpectre killed by Phallax Night 5
13. Grundlterror
14. Niceguy Myeye
15. FunkyWaltDogg killed by Vegetable Violator Night 1
16. DamnedLibrarian killed by Domo Arigato Night 1 | Ressurected Night 2 | Killed by Green Guy Night 5
17. iamtheaznman vigilanted by a rabid fan Night 4
18. Last Son
19. MrBallbaggins vigilanted by a rabid fan Night 8
20. B:L killed by The Deus Ex Machine Night 3
21. thorgot, Champion of the Syndicate, killed by Domo Arigato Night 8
22. PsychoCucumber, The White Robot, killed by The Syndicate Night 7
23. amateurhour
24. Oatway killed by The Syndicate Night 8
25. Raakam
26. jdarksun killed by PHALLAX Night 6
27. cheez Junkyarded Night 6 | Ressurected Night 7
28. Zerinan killed by A Toaster Night 1 | Ressurected Night 3 | Killed by Vegetable Violator and The Deus Ex Machine Night 4
29. Typhus733 killed by PHALLAX Night 2
30. Frosteey, Champion of the Syndicate, killed by HK-47 and Vegetable Violator Night 7
31. the wook killed by A Toaster Night 4
32. Zot killed by A Toaster Night 2
33. McKid killed by Green Guy Night 1
34. FreeAgent killed by Vegetable Violator Night 3
35. Anaximander vigilanted by a rabid fan Night 8
36. Gorilla Salad killed by Domo Arigato Night 2
37. Ardor killed by The Deus Ex Machine Night 5
38. Aldo killed by Green Guy Night 3
39. Unearthly Stew killed by Domo Arigato Night 3
40. Locus murdered by The Syndicate Night 4
41. Casual Eddy
42. PRËTËNTIÖüS killed by The Deus Ex Machine Night 1
43. telcus killed by The Deus Ex Machine Night 2
44. Xevo killed by the Dead Night 5
45. Hylianbunny
46. cj iwakura killed by PHALLAX Night 8
47. MechMantis
48. Qorzm
49. Seriously killed by The Vegetable Violator Night 2
Who do I send my daily actions to? What about questions?
Daily actions will be PMed to The Referee. Questions for the GM can be PMed to robothero.
Can I make promotional images for my fighter?
Yes, making promotional posters in photoshop and posting them here is acceptable, enjoyable and reccomended!
How much money do I start off with?
You start with the amount of money specified in the villager role PM unless stated otherwise in your specific role PM
What the hell do we do with the money if we are a villager?
bet some more! The more money your team wins, the more money your robot gets to help you win. you get a return on your bids if you win them.
We don't get to vote to kill anyone, right?
Correct. You bid and vote for an MC.
Can I bet on both fighters?
No.
!vote PrecisionK.
I !vote precisionk as God-Emperor and Master of Ceremonies!
I will give you all matches unseen since THUNDERDOME!
Vegetable Violator vs The Deus Ex Machine
Domo Arigato vs PHALLAX
A. Toaster vs HK-47 (N.V.)
So we all have money to some extent, so when we bet and win. What the hell do we do with the money if we are a villager? Do we donate it to our team or do we use it to buy something? I am confused on the money aspect, if you are a normal villager.
The more money your team makes, the more money your robot gets to improve. The better the robot, the better chances you have on winning.
I !bid $300 that Toaster defeats Green
I !bid $300 that Blue defeats Phallax
I !vote Amateurhour to be the Master of Ceremonies, because we all know who the master is.... Who's the masta?
they don't it be like it is but it do
I !bet $200 that PHALLAX beats blue
and I !bet $200 that Green beats A. Toaster
I bet PHALLAX looks like this good old piece of metal.
they don't it be like it is but it do
If you want a good MC, you should take someone who's proven to be good with words.
I elect CJ Iwakura to the MC stage.
1. If you are a manager and have a question about bidding, PM me. I don't want to reveal mechanics.
2. Life3 is the cohost, that is why he was attached to all of the role PMs.
3. Check the clarifications post about how much money you have.
I will bring chaos and calamity the likes of which have never been seen. These mighty metal monstrosities will make a macabre spectacle for all to enjoy.
Women! Children! Tiny Ponies! All will enjoy every entertaining exchange!
Blow by blow! Missile by missile! Chainsaw by chainsaw! Each battle more brutal than the one before!
You'll be buying the whole seat but you will only need the edge!
Something like that.
Anyhow, one of those robots should be named GOD EMPEROR just for our amusement as we watch PK get beaten to a pulp on day 1.
Oh and one should call himself Fruit Fucker. We're on PA, after all.
crrrksss Ladies and Gentlemen, while my attire is inappropriately casual, I assure you I am not a participant in the Championship bout...
kssssshhh.....pop
((yeah I'm just here to help count and write some narration ))
There's really no other sane choice.
I !bid $300 that Blue beats PHALLAX.
I !bid $300 that A Toaster beats Green.
I !vote Precisionk for MC
Oh, those are the names. Good names, guys, but let's see a Robohobo in there. ;-)
Alternatively, we could have one robot named Robothero and everyone bets against it so it gets its ass kicked every night. I think that would be funny.
.....
There's really no other sane choice.
Insane? Maybe he's the only sane one among us!
noooooooo!
Oh shits!
(this does not include specials)
All bets are off?