To think, it all started with... "...and that was the most I ever threw up in my whole life." Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler If it weren't for Japan, I'd never be here today. While in R'lyeh, stop by the 8th Floor Bar and Grill! Fine art, cold beer, insanity, and a play area for the kids! Cthulu opens the first nerd concentration camp Cthulhu-Chaplin could barely control the BigTimes zombies as he prepared to open the new Brain Mart. Anything for love / Oh, I would do anything for love / I would do anything for love / I would do anything for love, but I won't do that Knob was infamous for placing increasingly perverse demands upon his lovers. LINKED FOR HOLY SHIT NSFW And that was the happiest I've ever been, that summer in '67, and the taste only reflected the golden summers of my youth. Dirty Thoughts. Look, if you're not going to show me where ka touched you, I'm hanging up on the Suicide Hotline. And don't give me that shit again about ka being the highway, either. So I guess I'm going to go back to Pluto for a while. Captain R had been defeated, utterly. Yet his pride was unbroken, and he departed to his place among the stars, leaving the world of his youth behind forever. "Little did he know his kind-hearted child-abuse would end in disaster. Little did he know that day, that he created....Captain Rape" After years of sailing with children, Cap'n Crunch finally snaps. In the land of giants the armies of Player1 and the forces of Player2 battle the zombie pirates of penzance in an epic battle. Lady Liberty's duodecimal measurements proved no match for enemies that feasted on corpses and counted by tens. He'll be fine, just as soon as another artist redraws his feet. Once again, Frank's fetish interferes with his work. LINKED FOR NSFW Mully was was wary when ketchem_ash commissioned her to do a drawing but she had some creative leeway. "H. G. Wells could never have predicted that Mully would write herself into a War of the Worlds smut fan fiction." suddenly, conquering earth no longer really seemed worth the trouble. 27 gallons of hand sanitizer. 270 square metres of studded leather. 38 days, 14 hours, 52 minutes and 27 seconds of hot, beefy, man on man action. Oh yeah. Papa's home. LINKED FOR NSFW the lgbt coalition's portrayal of the crucifiction of christ was a crowd favourite at this year's parade LarLar's bachelor party wasn't exactly what he had expected.

and no, we can't do another one right now

also, I'm aware a couple of the quote tags are broken, but for the life of me I can't figure out why.

HOLY FUCK MULLY

Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler That bulge is so generous it borders on charity

dammit I am at work

Mully oh my god

that's a lot of spoiler clicking and fedora, you're okay in my book again

There are an ungodly amount of tentacles in this here EPYC

you are gods among men

Fedora, holy fucking shit.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Edit: I'm pretty sure I would totally have ruined it

jesus

Oh wow

A ton of these were awesome, but I gotta say Projeck's made me laugh the hardest.

also, I'm aware a couple of the quote tags are broken, but for the life of me I can't figure out why. missing quotation-marks around the name of who the quote is from but it doesn't much matter with the spoiler divisions

Holy shit Keith, Knob, and Fedora

thanks to all of you for what is probably the best, and easily the most mind-fucking, EPYC to date. but god fucking damn that was a pain in the ass post to write.

There was some killer art in here. Bel, Projeck, Fedora, Knob. But goddamn, did Mully's make me laugh. Like, a lot. Also, Satansfinger's caption. Brilliant.

Repox's caption is the best

Projeck was the best, yeah. And Mully.

also, I'm aware a couple of the quote tags are broken, but for the life of me I can't figure out why. missing quotation-marks around the name of who the quote is from but it doesn't much matter with the spoiler divisions none of the other names have quotation marks either.

also, I'm aware a couple of the quote tags are broken, but for the life of me I can't figure out why. missing quotation-marks around the name of who the quote is from but it doesn't much matter with the spoiler divisions none of the other names have quotation marks either. i just noticed that shit, i thought you needed 'em maybe that's from the old forum EDIT: you are missing the / in them

also, I'm aware a couple of the quote tags are broken, but for the life of me I can't figure out why. missing quotation-marks around the name of who the quote is from but it doesn't much matter with the spoiler divisions none of the other names have quotation marks either. I fixed it. You both suck at bbcode.

You should have just used a single spoiler Rank. It would have been easier on you and on us. But that's a really minor nitpick. Fantastic job everyone. Holy shit, mully's has to be my favorite overall largely because of the inclusion of Hoptimus but Fedora's was a close second for me.