Just so you guys know, Fram and I have fucked on those sheets too. Quite a few times.

I'm gonna go vomit because I am a little kid

Just so you guys know, Fram and I have fucked on those sheets too. Quite a few times. Hot

Just so you guys know, Fram and I have fucked on those sheets too. Quite a few times. Oh. Well forget it then. I thought they were still pure.

I mean, they used to be our bed sheets. And ya know, sometimes we'd bother going all the way to the bed to get our ahem groove on.

look out, he'll use the magic of the eire on you knock you upside the head with a shillelagh more like it More like my snake whacking stick! http://bostonist.com/attachments/bos...hackingday.jpg

The Batman sheets should be the new desktop Hulk. Send them around to people, say "fuck on them once, then mail them off again." We'd have to make sure to mail them to people who might actually have sex.

fuckin'

look out, he'll use the magic of the eire on you knock you upside the head with a shillelagh more like it More like my snake whacking stick! Haha. YES

dude I want to hang out that weekend too CAN I COME HANG OUT THAT WEEKEND YOU GUYS We already agreed to hangouts. I mean, I'm not down with your crazy sex plans, but other than that... well then fuck you I'm not coming I wanted to make all the obvious sex jokes here, but all I can do is just nod and give in. It's an unwinnable battle. Wanna have sex on the same sheets as SH? Two hapless interdudes losing their virginity to mannish women on the same set of sheets? LEGACY I'm laughing so fucking hard right now.

Captain Cthulhu, you have a sweet bike, how do you like riding fixed? Pedals, traps or clipless? Do you find that you wear through tires quickly with all the fun that is long skids? oh boy I love when people ask about my bike! First, I love riding fixed. Not only does it afford me the fun of skidding, trackstanding, slow wheelies (which I can't really do well yet) and all sorts of other stuff, but it lets me have a way to control my speed without relying entirely on brakes, which is really nice on these wet streets. Second, I could never ride clipless on a fixed, I'd always be afraid of my feet popping out while I was spinning at full tilt. I ride Soma quad gates with dual Christophe single straps. I love them to death, it really makes it feel like every part of the front of my foot is one with my pedals. Third, I've yet to wear through a tire from skidding. However, I have blown an inordinate number of rear tubes from being a maniac. I run blue Michelin speediums now, which I pretty slick, hard tires anyway. They're been the source of a couple of wet pavement eating incidents, but again, I ride like a maniac. In Seattle, no road tires will hold up to July speeds in October.

Ok. Um. I'm at a coffee shop right now, getting down with some hot apple cider. There's a guy with a macbook right across from me, and he's like cam chatting with someone, so he's typing furiously, but keeps like gesturing and posing for his computer and laughing ridiculously at nothing. It's kind of scaring me. Who cams with someone in a Saxbys? This guy.

The Batman sheets should be the new desktop Hulk. Send them around to people, say "fuck on them once, then mail them off again." We'd have to make sure to mail them to people who might actually have sex. hey there

Maybe the sheets will become an Item of Legend. They'll lure people to have sex on them.

It will take an Item of Legend to get Meiss laid.

dude I want to hang out that weekend too CAN I COME HANG OUT THAT WEEKEND YOU GUYS We already agreed to hangouts. I mean, I'm not down with your crazy sex plans, but other than that... well then fuck you I'm not coming I wanted to make all the obvious sex jokes here, but all I can do is just nod and give in. It's an unwinnable battle. Wanna have sex on the same sheets as SH? Two hapless interdudes losing their virginity to mannish women on the same set of sheets? LEGACY you know, eric, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it

dude I want to hang out that weekend too CAN I COME HANG OUT THAT WEEKEND YOU GUYS We already agreed to hangouts. I mean, I'm not down with your crazy sex plans, but other than that... well then fuck you I'm not coming I wanted to make all the obvious sex jokes here, but all I can do is just nod and give in. It's an unwinnable battle. Wanna have sex on the same sheets as SH? Two hapless interdudes losing their virginity to mannish women on the same set of sheets? LEGACY you know, eric, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it Kate. My sarcasmometer. You have broken it.

so what's going on? Are we hanging out?

That's just beautiful

Captain Cthulhu, you have a sweet bike, how do you like riding fixed? Pedals, traps or clipless? Do you find that you wear through tires quickly with all the fun that is long skids? Snip* Interesting, interesting. I maybe look in to finding a nice pair of traps like that. I recently acquired a Bianchi Pista from a friend and am currently having a blasted riding around fixed.

Captain Cthulhu, you have a sweet bike, how do you like riding fixed? Pedals, traps or clipless? Do you find that you wear through tires quickly with all the fun that is long skids? Snip* Interesting, interesting. I maybe look in to finding a nice pair of traps like that. I recently acquired a Bianchi Pista from a friend and am currently having a blasted riding around fixed. Do you live in Seattle? If so, go to 2020 on 20th and Union, they have the soma quads for $25. Also, debadge that Pista or you will get made fun of....by me...

no Fram thinks you're an asshole too. So? Most of my friends think I'm an asshole. Just ask Cap. Well see that's because you are an asshole. Also he makes fun you a lot. Well, he's clearly not averse to ridiculous assholes, being married to one. It's the ridiculous part that sucked him in. Also, the "sucked him in" part.

gross Geek

This morning, I was walking to the bus stop and a truck hit a puddle and splashed gutter water all over me like something out of a fucking cartoon. I was all "That actually happens?" Then a guy with a muted trumped jumps out from an alley and goes "WAH WAH WAHHHHHHHHH".

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