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[Miniphalla] Belarus (GAME OVER) | Victory of Freedom!

edited December 2007 in Critical Failures
On the 26th of April 1986 at 01:23:40 AM reactor number four at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant exploded. Further explosions and the resulting fire sent a plume of highly radioactive fallout into the atmosphere. The plume drifted across the globe, resulting in the evacuation and resettlement of over 336,000 people. According to official post-Soviet data, about 60% of the radioactive fallout landed in Belarus.

The following Phalla begins at 05:38:18 AM, roughly four hours after the initial explosions, in a small village located in the barren southern region of the Homiel Voblast, a province of Belarus. All communications both in and out of the village have been abruptly severed, and a mass panic has flooded the streets.


Signups begin now. The game begins at a designated time after the signups have been filled. For all intents and purposes this is a classic phalla, however no mechanics will be revealed until the end of the game. Deaths will partially reveal roles.

Sharing role PMs or using a role PM to verify someone will result in instant death.
MSPaint faggotry will result in instant death.
Excessive post-mortem posting will result in instant death of a teammate.

01. Rend - Freedom Fighter killed by the Village Night 3
02. Oatway - KGB Operative Squad Leader killed by the village Night 1
03. Obbi - Villager killed by KGB Operatives Night 2
04. Infidel - Villager killed by the village Night 1
05. Valkun - Peeping Vladimir killed by Freedom Fighters Night 2
06. Shamus - KGB Operative killed by Freedom Fighters Night 1
07. Zot - Villager killed by Freedom Fighters Night 3
08. Mr. Embarkation - Villager killed by the village Night 2
09. Whod - Freedom Fighter killed by KGB Operatives Night 4
10. Digger Dude - Villager killed by KGB Operatives and Freedom Fighters Night 1
11. Zellpher
12. zanmatto - Villager killed by KGB Operatives and Freedom Fighters Night 3
13. Last Son
14. visiblehowl - Villager killed by Freedom Fighters Night 4
15. Qorzm - Villager killed by KGB Operatives and Freedom Fighters Night 2
16. El Skid
17. freeagent - Villager killed by KGB Operatives Night 1
18. TehSpectre - Villager killed by the village Night 4
19. evilbob
20. Raakam - Peeping Vladimir killed by Freedom Fighters Night 4

Reserves

01. Hylianbunny
02. durax


Day 0 Narration
Day 1 Narration

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Posts

  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !Sign up!

    Rend on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !I sign up

    Oats on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    !signup

    Drez is dead, I'm assuming.

    Obbi on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !Day 2 victim, signing up!

    Infidel on
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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dibs on seer.

    Shamus on
  • ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sign Up dibs on uncontrolled and accelerated cancer related death.

    Valkun on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    !sign up awww yeah

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !sign me up :3

    M.D. on
  • WhodWhod Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !sign up

    Whod on
    Co-lead, Hello Kitty Pretty Princess Guild
  • Digger DudeDigger Dude Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I sign up

    Digger Dude on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    I would like to point out that it is highly likely there will be cancer related deaths in this game.


    For Mother Russia!

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  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !SIGNUP!

    Zellpher on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ehem, "all intents and purposes" not "all intensive purposes".

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Signing Up for the cancer

    zanmatto on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    but they are intensive.

    Unknown User on
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Not as a main player but I'll sign up as a reserve, should one be needed.

    Hylianbunny on
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !Sign up, It'll be nice to get back to basics.

    Last Son on
  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !reserve I need to start weening myself off of these...

    durax on
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Muhaha, your game is clearly inferior to mine!

    I shall !sign up so as to better mock your incompetence!

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !Sign up

    Qorzm on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Gimme!

    cheez on
  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !Sign up

    Whew... that was close.

    EDIT: I would also like to note that if Pretentious gets in, both he and Zot are fucked.

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !Sign up.

    I thought about passing this one up, but the premise is just too awesome.

    TehSpectre on
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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !sign up

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  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Well, I guess I should Sign up. I got offed in the D&D phalla because Thanksgiving > Phalla :( jerkfaces over there, I swear.

    Raakam on
    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    Signups closed. Game will begin when Day 0 Narration is posted. Role PMs will go out as soon as I have a chance, buncha meetings this morning.

    Unknown User on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Noooooooooo! I missed it :(

    !reserve in case you need another one.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    Day 0 Narration

    Exactly one hour ago, three hours after the Chernobyl Incident, a second set of explosions ripped through Southern Belarus. It was almost as if there was a second meltdown. The streets shook, houses tipped off their foundations, car alarms went off as glass everywhere shattered. And then there was nothing. No birds chirping, no wind blowing through the trees, no street lights, no stars, nothing. Silence. Silence and darkness.

    All you could see was a dark orange glow on the horizon, it was almost serene.

    But then came the screams, the chaos, the panic. What happened here?


    Day 1 begins now and will end Tuesday at 9:00PM EST. Every day after that will also end at 9:00PM EST.

    Role PMs have been sent, if you did not recieve one, look below:

    Villager Role PM
    You're confused. You don't know who to trust. Hell, you don't even know if there is anyone you can trust. Since the explosions, the town has degenerated into chaos and panic. Faces everywhere are angry, upset and scared; some of them you have never seen before in your life, and some hide only in the shadows. Every day you need to !vote for a player, because you are sure they do not have your best interests in mind.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh god, my house is gone D:

    M.D. on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That second explosion was totally photoshopped.

    Mr. E. your house is just hidden under a layer.

    Oats on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oatway wrote: »
    That second explosion was totally photoshopped.

    Mr. E. your house is just hidden under a layer.

    Phew! I thought I lost everything for a second there.

    M.D. on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Well, there could be some artefacting, but most of your stuff should be fine.

    Oats on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh alright. So this town is kinda quiet.

    M.D. on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    A ghost town even.

    Oats on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So, any clue what caused that second explosion?

    M.D. on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    A lack of vodka? A surplus of vodka?

    Oats on
  • ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So, any clue what caused that second explosion?

    Communist safety standards? Err, I mean. Those capitalist whores have obviously sent spies to great mother Ukraine and we feel now their spiteful and malicious ways.

    Valkun on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    What if the bad guys are mutants.

    While they were drinking vodka they were mutated from the radiation and are now vodka sludge mutants.

    M.D. on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tastiest* mutants ever.

    *
    I have no taste buds

    Oats on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Valkun wrote: »
    So, any clue what caused that second explosion?

    Communist safety standards? Err, I mean. Those capitalist whores have obviously sent spies to great mother Ukraine and we feel now their spiteful and malicious ways.

    Da! Comrades, we must crush the capitalist dogs once and for all! This has been the last sabotage to great Mother Russia's fine workmanship that we will endure.

    Rend on
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