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[Game Over] Dexter - Miami PD Wins, A killer relocates

DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
edited February 2008 in Critical Failures
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Opening Narrartion:
Ah, beautiful Miami. It almost feels alive, vibrant and pulsing in gaudy warm neon light. There’s a beat to this place, steady, like that of a heart. It’s as constant as clockwork, persistent too, but there are those few occasions when the tango skips a beat.

Thump. Thump. Desperate eyes revolve around a stark and barren plastic covered room. The lights are artificial and the only noticeable sound is the arrhythmic ragged breaths drawn from the man quite literally taped to the table. There would have been screams in that room, if it wasn’t for the gag.

“You’ve been a bad man. Those children didn’t deserve to be subjected to your sick whims. Fortunately for me, you deserve to be subjected to mine.”

Thump. Thu. . .the sound was interrupted by the soft rip of flesh and the spray of sticky warm blood into the Miami heat. The figure above the man went to work with a sick ardency in his actions, severing, sawing and surging. The job was not quick, no, he relished the work but time was always of the essence he thought as a small sigh escaped his lips. After all, his code did not allow for mistakes and by morning there would be no traces of the event. This violent dance would be well hidden in the layers of Miami’s cacophony.
As he dumped the body, Dexter’s usual calm was broken by a sudden shudder. For whatever reason, he could not help but feel that someone had noticed him. Almost as if he was being watched. The thought perished as he retraced his steps while weighting and sinking the final bit of evidence into the sea. He concluded that it was the strange atmosphere, it was too early for the sunrise but there was a strange fiery glow on the horizon.

An eventful Miami night will surely lead to an interesting morning. . .



Rules:
Welcome to Miami; don’t get killed. The rules are plain and simple, really: vote for a person to be detained by Miami Metro Police Department each night in red. No need to retract. Since this is a small game, I’ll have to require at least two posts a day and you’ll be faced with an unfortunate and most likely painful death if you’re deemed inactive. So don’t do that, please. The first day begins on Friday and will end on Sunday to account for the weekend. After that, we’ll vote on a daily basis with the vote closing at 11pm EST each night. The game lasts until either the Miami Metro PD apprehends all criminals or the criminals of Miami destroy their opposition.

Standard correspondence rules apply. Please send any proboard links to myself and Grundlterror. All actions are to be in before vote close and sent in duplicate, so one for me and one for Grundlterror.


Players
1. Whod
2. TheLawinator
3. Quoth
4. Dakero
5. Pseudolus
6. Rend
7. Trust
8. Obbi
9. Plutonium
10. Toxic Toys
11. Maximus
12. Qorzm
13. FreeAgent
14. Frostmist
15. TehSpectre
16. B:L
17. Rainfall
Reserves
Oatway
PrecisionK

Night 1 Results

Night 1 Narration
Night 2 Results
Night 2 Narration
Night 3 Results

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up b/c it's not invite-only and exclusive n stuff.

    Squashua on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up and any spot.

    I shall give my spot up for any new players or players dead in the main phalla if it fills and they wanted in.

    M.D. on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up #3

    I like three.

    Quoth on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Yeah, what Mr. Shits said goes for me too.

    Squashua on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign up #2

    This will be fun!

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I guess people will bleed and there will be gore. I sign up in hopes to make more. #10 pleases

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    hi5

    I am excited. This promises to be less complicated than PL1's phalla, which is awesome in its own way but very crazy.

    Quoth on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yes, I need some simpler fun.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign Up number 7 if possible. If not, no preference. Cheers.

    Trust on
    We Stand Ready
  • PseudolusPseudolus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up 5
    To see what the buzz is about

    Pseudolus on
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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign up, #13 reporting in.

    FreeAgent on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !signup #11 simple seems the way to go for my brain.

    besides, i have to survive one of these eventually, right?

    lonelyahava on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ohfuck !Sign up

    I want to be in this SO MUCH.

    Rainfall on
  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up

    Finished Season 2 a few weeks ago. I fucking love this show to death.

    Credit goes to DA, my secret phalla santa

    12

    Qorzm on
  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rainfall, pick a number before it's too late!

    FreeAgent on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have seen nothing of this show.

    Seriously, why can't i play in a phalla i know something about!


    grrrr i just might have to run my own.

    lonelyahava on
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up 16


    Motherfucker.

    B:L on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up #15

    TehSpectre on
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  • WhodWhod Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Signup for #1

    Whod on
    Co-lead, Hello Kitty Pretty Princess Guild
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Squashua wrote: »
    !sign up b/c it's not invite-only and exclusive n stuff.

    Fail to sign up cause you let the riff-raff in....(and utter lack of time.)

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ...where's Grundl? O_o

    B:L on
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  • MeisterMeister Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sign up any number :)

    Meister on
    3DS friend code friend code: 4485-1155-2584
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    !signup for #8

    I just started watching this, how odd!

    Obbi on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I gotta pick a number? !Sign up again for 17!

    Rainfall on
  • darkerodarkero Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I figure I'll !Sign Up #16 please.

    darkero on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Number 9

    Turn me on dead man

    Wow, it does sound like something Dexter would say.

    Plutonium on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Darkero, you picked a number previously chosen by B:L. Despite that, Plutonium made his correct choice after yours. I'm not sure what the correct protocol would be in this situation so I may make an amendment to the game to fit everyone in. I'm off to class, more to come in the afternoon.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sign Up!!

    Damn Reserve!!

    Maximus on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    darkero can take my spot b/c at least I was able to sign up for this.

    Squashua on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Let him have it if he got it fair and square, I don't need another phalla to play.

    Anyways, nobody wants to play as Random Dexter Victim #12

    Plutonium on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If you want put me in reserve and give my spot up as well.

    M.D. on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    [strike]!18.[/strike]

    Oh man...

    Oh man.

    EDIT: Wow... that was late. !reserve

    Oats on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm not giving up my spot for Oatway, though.

    Squashua on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Understandable, Squash.

    Oats on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'll !Reserve for this one, looks like I'm a bit LttP :p

    Rend on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    if other people want to play, I can give my spot up.

    People who will most likely be more active, considering the computer situation.....

    lonelyahava on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sign Up... err... Reserve then!

    FrostMist on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !unsign


    go ahead FrostMist. You can have my #11


    I need a break from Phallas for a while.

    lonelyahava on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    you sure? Wouldn't wanna take your spot if you want it lonelyahava

    Edit: If lonelyahava is 100% sure - I'll !Sign up #11

    FrostMist on
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sorry FrostMist i'm going to do this in first come first serve order.

    Dakero takes Squasha's spot and Maximus lands in lonelyahava's. Mr. Embarkation let me know if you intend on keeping your spot or not.

    If things go smoothly. . .PMs may go out tonight.

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