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Old 02-27-2008, 08:13 AM
A double-blind phalla.

Now that would be interesting. Someone makes a game specifically to give to someone else to run it, but the moderator(s) only get the information they need to run it for that day.
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:14 AM
Clarifications from my inbox:

Q: So intelligence either allows enhancement of an original skill, or adds another one, yeah? Choice is made by PM whenever it's convenient?

A: The choice needs to be made today.


Q: Now, skills...if I have stealth, but it isn't intelligence enhanced, can I use it and attack on the same turn without the damage bonus?

A: Stealth allows you a high chance to evade attacks towards you depending on the weather, this is subject to change. Tonight, you have a 75% chance to evade incoming attacks whether you attack or not. If you use your Intelligence to boost this, getting the 50% chance to do more damage, you will not be using the evade portion of the skill. However, if successful, you will evade all attacks until your hit your target for the increased damage.


Q: Can steal be used in addition to attacking in a round?

A: Yes it can. As of right now, there is no limit to what you can do in a round. You can use your first aid skill on someone, steal from another player, gamble with 3 other players, trade an item and attack if you wish. However, attacking goes before all else tonight. Gambling your $300 to 3 different people at $100 a match is fine.


Q: First aid can be used on myself?

A: Correct. First aid may also help save that player's life during combat.


Q: What happens to sell-back price of an item after the first day of ownership? For stolen goods?

A: Goods are sold back at a rate determined each day by the vendor(s) available. Day 0 allowed you to sell back items at full price. In this game, stolen goods and bought goods are not considered different for sell-back pricing.
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:16 AM
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The easy, neutral way of being both is following the suggestions of others and not making my own choices.
Hey Ardor- I suggest that you give all your cash and items to me. For safekeeping.
You'll have to steal it from me or pry that stuff from my cold dead hands!

You're like the mobsters from fallout 2. "Hey, you got any valuables you need watching over?"
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:17 AM
WHO WANTS TO GAMBLE WITH THE GOD-EMPEROR?



I AM GAMBLING GOLD BARS.
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:19 AM
Oh man, I should borrow a few bucks from someone just so I can gamble against PK.

I will totally beat you and take your $5!
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:20 AM
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WHO WANTS TO GAMBLE WITH THE GOD-EMPEROR?



I AM GAMBLING GOLD BARS.

let us gamble until we can gamble no more
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:20 AM
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The easy, neutral way of being both is following the suggestions of others and not making my own choices.
Hey Ardor- I suggest that you give all your cash and items to me. For safekeeping.
You'll have to steal it from me or pry that stuff from my cold dead hands!

You're like the mobsters from fallout 2. "Hey, you got any valuables you need watching over?"
I was merely being helpful and trying to offer you suggestions that would benefit the group as a whole. Besides, I'm pretty sure the mobsters in fallout 2 were generic meatbags, so I'm not at all like them...
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:32 AM
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The easy, neutral way of being both is following the suggestions of others and not making my own choices.
Hey Ardor- I suggest that you give all your cash and items to me. For safekeeping.
You'll have to steal it from me or pry that stuff from my cold dead hands!

You're like the mobsters from fallout 2. "Hey, you got any valuables you need watching over?"
I was merely being helpful and trying to offer you suggestions that would benefit the group as a whole. Besides, I'm pretty sure the mobsters in fallout 2 were generic meatbags, so I'm not at all like them...
Benefit the group, or benefit you?

After all, if the money stays in the group, how does it matter who is holding it?

You're saying I'm not a good team player, aren't you!
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:34 AM
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The easy, neutral way of being both is following the suggestions of others and not making my own choices.
Hey Ardor- I suggest that you give all your cash and items to me. For safekeeping.
You'll have to steal it from me or pry that stuff from my cold dead hands!

You're like the mobsters from fallout 2. "Hey, you got any valuables you need watching over?"
I was merely being helpful and trying to offer you suggestions that would benefit the group as a whole. Besides, I'm pretty sure the mobsters in fallout 2 were generic meatbags, so I'm not at all like them...
Benefit the group, or benefit you?

After all, if the money stays in the group, how does it matter who is holding it?

You're saying I'm not a good team player, aren't you!
Raid bosses are seldom good for the party, except as a source of lootz.
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:35 AM
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Raid bosses are seldom good for the party, except as a source of lootz.
Are you comparing Ardor to a computer controlled NPC?
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:35 AM
Parties that involve raid bosses are usually not ones I would be interested in attending, it does not promote a positive social atmosphere. Normally parties include alcohol and really, really hard drugs.
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:37 AM
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Parties that involve raid bosses are usually not ones I would be interested in attending, it does not promote a positive social atmosphere. Normally parties include alcohol and really, really hard drugs.
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They also often have fembots with all the right peripherals, if you catch my drift.
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:38 AM
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Parties that involve raid bosses are usually not ones I would be interested in attending, it does not promote a positive social atmosphere. Normally parties include alcohol and really, really hard drugs.
You're hooked on the juice, aren't you? A current-head is doomed to hell by the robot devil!
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:39 AM
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Raid bosses are seldom good for the party, except as a source of lootz.
Are you comparing Ardor to a computer controlled NPC?
I think he's hinting that someday soon he is going to get a well armed group of players to run me over for what he hopes will get him good lootz.

What he doesn't realize is that one poorly armed individual can do the trick, only to find out I have no such things on me.
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:45 AM
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Raid bosses are seldom good for the party, except as a source of lootz.
Are you comparing Ardor to a computer controlled NPC?
I think he's hinting that someday soon he is going to get a well armed group of players to run me over for what he hopes will get him good lootz.

What he doesn't realize is that one poorly armed individual can do the trick, only to find out I have no such things on me.
Oh, you can claim to be just "one of the guys" all you want... But I'm on to you, Ardor.
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:50 AM
Clarification: Can I barter with the bandits and raiders for my own safety, offering the virgin buttholes of my comrades?
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:51 AM
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Parties that involve raid bosses are usually not ones I would be interested in attending, it does not promote a positive social atmosphere. Normally parties include alcohol and really, really hard drugs.
You're hooked on the juice, aren't you? A current-head is doomed to hell by the robot devil!
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:51 AM
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Raid bosses are seldom good for the party, except as a source of lootz.
Are you comparing Ardor to a computer controlled NPC?
I think he's hinting that someday soon he is going to get a well armed group of players to run me over for what he hopes will get him good lootz.

What he doesn't realize is that one poorly armed individual can do the trick, only to find out I have no such things on me.
The foe's ARDOR uses TAUNT

It's not very effective...
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:52 AM
Shamus doesn't have a virgin butthole.
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:54 AM
He don't have a virgin anything.
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:55 AM
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Clarification: Can I barter with the bandits and raiders for my own safety, offering the virgin buttholes of my comrades?
Being a machine and - bzt - thus lacking a butthole, I approve of this plan.
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:01 AM
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Clarification: Can I barter with the bandits and raiders for my own safety, offering the virgin buttholes of my comrades?
Obviously, Shamus is a team player, utilizing available resources to get the job done.
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:02 AM
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Clarification: Can I barter with the bandits and raiders for my own safety, offering the virgin buttholes of my comrades?
Being a machine and - bzt - thus lacking a butthole, I approve of this plan.
As a machine you capable of being modified for additional functionality....
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:05 AM
Well, I'm gonna hit the bandits. Who's with me?
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:06 AM
Bzt. As of post 1871.

Raiders x45
KrataLightblade
Mr. Defecation
ToxicToys
CoreGoon
evilbob
Egos
Fallout_Boy
Greeper
Plutonium
cheez
Zellpher
Trust
UEAKCrash
jdarksun
Dread Pirate Arbuthnot
Wildcat
minigunwielder
Niceguy Myeye

(18-ish vs. 45)


Bandits x37
JustPlainPavek
real_pochacco
Maximus
Romantic Undead
Jpants
Crono729
B:L
Rear Admiral Choco
iamtheaznman
The_Lightbringer
Valkun
TehSpectre
Seriously
Abysmal Lynx
precisionk

(15-ish vs. 37)


Gecko x2
cj iwakura(?)
Rainfall
durax

(3-ish vs 2)


Radscorpions x7
FreeAgent
Buzz Buzz
Pseudolus
Ardor
Marshmallow
Dee Kae
Crovaxan
Gumpy
Bliss 101
Lightor216
Oatway

(11-ish vs. 7)

Nuka Cola Delivery Boy x1
Zerinan (maybe?)

(1-ish vs 1) (Epic duel)

Some of the stuff in the thread doesn't - bzt - parse.

FEEL FREE TO USE SOME KIND OF COLOR TO ANNOUNCE WHO YOU PLAN TO ATTACK.
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