can you have sex with the thing while it is frozen
plz advise
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Skayel wrote:
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
pinenut_canary wrote:
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
I have just invented time travel. We successfully sent a sorry deleted I CAN'T TELL YOU back in time to when the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Moments later, we checked the museum of natural history.. and it was in the fossil record.
A TOAST! A TOAST TO OUR UNDISCLOSED SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY!
I have just invented time travel. We successfully sent a sorry deleted I CAN'T TELL YOU back in time to when the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Moments later, we checked the museum of natural history.. and it was in the fossil record.
A TOAST! A TOAST TO OUR UNDISCLOSED SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY!
I have just invented time travel. We successfully sent a sorry deleted I CAN'T TELL YOU back in time to when the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Moments later, we checked the museum of natural history.. and it was in the fossil record.
A TOAST! A TOAST TO OUR UNDISCLOSED SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY!
Plz can u tell us what you sent. >.<
I sent the dinosaur we'd just created in our other, more secret lab.
Huh. In retrospect, that may not have been the best idea.