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[Mini-phalla] The Mafia Comes to Jonesphallaburg Game Over - Village Win

Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice?Really?Registered User regular
edited April 2008 in Critical Failures
People of Jonesphallaburg, crime has came to our fair little town. The rumors are true, the Mafia is here.

Now is the time for action. We will not let the Mafia take over our town. Are you willing to stand up and reclaim what is ours?



Welcome. This is a traditonal phalla brought to you by Toxic Toys. Narration by LaOs. It should be a great game for new players and vets alike. There is only one goal, save the town by taking out the mafia. All standard phall rules apply If you don't know that, please click the link.

More info after the opening narration. Can't tell you all every thing just yet.

Just say !sign up in bold lime if you want to play and save the town.

1. TheLawinator - Shot in an alley
2. JustPlainPavek - Suffocated to death, Vengeful Officer (vig)
3. FrostMist - Don of the Cosa Nostra, Jailed
4. Stew_Stick - Found with throat slit
5. Grundlterror - Cosa Nostra Underboss, Shot while being lead to Jail
6. El Skid - Cosa Nostra Solider, Shot in the head
7. manbergur - Jailed
8. Quoth - Cosa Nostra Hitman, Jailed
9. fadingathedges - Found dead face down in the river
10. Egos - Hanging off a bridge
11. Oatway - Found burnt to death in a car
12. Gumpy - Frozen to death in a meat locker
13. Maximus - Mancusos brother (mason), Caught in house fire
14. Rainfall - Jailed
15. Fred Cheese - Protecting Officer (guard)
16. FreeAgent - Found cut into pieces
17. Varcayn - Mancusos brother (mason), Caught in house fire
18. Bliss 101 - Shot as being lead to Jail.
19. Trust - Jailed
20. Pseudolus - Shot while burning in a car

So are you willing to save a town?

Rules
Day 1 - Part one
Day 1 - Part two
Day 2
Day 3 - Part 1
Day 3 - Part 2
Day 3 - Bonus
Day 4 - Part 1
Day 4 - Part 2
Day 4 - Part 3
Day 5 - Part 1
Day 5 - Part 2
Day 6 - Part 1
Day 6 - Part 2
Day 7 - Part 1
Day 7 - Part 2
Game Over - Part 1
Game Over - Part 2

3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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Posts

  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I think 3 at once might be too much for me, but can I be a reserve in case you don't get a full complement? I'll play if you need me to bring the numbers up (or if I die in one of the other phallas :p)

    Trust on
    We Stand Ready
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !sign up :twisted:

    FrostMist on
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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm in since I bet the DMC phalla will be done by the time this starts.

    !Sign up! Thanks for the reserve.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm in since I bet the DMC phalla will be done by the time this starts.

    !Sign up! Thanks for the reserve.

    Not a problem.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !Sign up

    Stew_Stick on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I would sign up, but gods, man, I need a break from you people's phallasses.

    I'll be watching, though. I will be watching you.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !sign up

    I will win this game.

    Grundlterror on
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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    you and what army?

    FrostMist on
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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    People should just stop suspecting me of stuff, I'm not a very good actor.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !sign up

    El Skid on
  • manbergurmanbergur Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !sign up

    <-- friend of Grundl

    manbergur on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !sign up

    Because stupid nuclear explosions killed me in the other game. :(

    Quoth on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !manbergur

    Grundlterror on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    manbergur wrote: »
    !sign up

    <-- friend of Grundl

    Welcome.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !sign up

    PM ME YOUR ROLES IM GOOD.

    fadingathedges on
  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So when will this start?

    Stew_Stick on
  • manbergurmanbergur Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    thanks man glad to be here 8-)

    manbergur on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !sign up

    PM ME YOUR ROLES IM GOOD.

    manbergur, don't listen to people like this ;p

    Grundlterror on
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  • manbergurmanbergur Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !sign up

    PM ME YOUR ROLES IM GOOD.

    manbergur, don't listen to people like this ;p

    no shit sherlock.. im not that big a nub i hope

    manbergur on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Day 0 should start Sunday. Maybe sooner if the sign up fills up faster.

    And send me all your PM.........

    Wait a minute......

    Never mind, I'll send then to you. :D

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !YOU WILL SIGN ME UP

    That is all.

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I will teach all the little nooblings with my vast experience... of losing every phalla I've played in.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I believe their are two that you could say I had a huge part in winning

    In Thorgot's phalla I had to make the decision on who dies and I chose correctly

    In PsychoLarry1's phalla I led my team to victory over Jdarksun's neutral group... man that was an epic game

    And its been downhill very fast from there ;p

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    manbergur wrote: »
    !sign up

    PM ME YOUR ROLES IM GOOD.

    manbergur, don't listen to people like this ;p

    no shit sherlock.. im not that big a nub i hope

    Time will tell :P

    LaOs on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    manbergur: listen to me and we'll win this :twisted:

    FrostMist on
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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !I sign up due to being brutalized in my last two Phallae.

    Oats on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !Signup

    Because DMC phalla Made me love phalla so much

    Gumpy on
  • MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sign Up!

    Maximus on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !Sign up

    I just loves me some classic Phalla.

    Rainfall on
  • manbergurmanbergur Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    FrostMist wrote: »
    manbergur: listen to me and we'll win this :twisted:

    ...im listening
    :winky:

    manbergur on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'll be around tomorrow. If you ever wanted to get into a phalla, jump in. All are welcomed.

    And Oatway is the vig, Gumpy the seeer, and Rainfall is the mafia. :D


    OK they are not, I'm just messing around. :D

    I have poor impulse controle.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I would !like a spot, as long as I don't cause any newplayers to miss out.

    If a bunch of newbies sign up, give my spot to one of them.

    I haven't been able to flex my detective skills lately, due to the non-classic games that have become popular.

    It will be nice to get back to the basics.

    TehSpectre on
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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    It will be nice to get back to the basics.

    Grundlterror on
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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'll !throw my hat into the ring.

    This should be interesting.

    FreeAgent on
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  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Vanilla phalla? Hell yes.

    !sign up

    Varcayn on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    It will be nice to get back to the basics.

    It's funny, because my game isn't basic at all.

    TehSpectre on
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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I !sign up if there's space. I need to bandwagon someone to vent my aggressions after my intricate schemes folded like a card house in PhallisionK.

    Dump me in the reserve if there's a queue of new players.

    Bliss 101 on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I love the new avatar, MacSpectre! :D

    El Skid on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Thanks for noticing, Skiddo.

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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bump me up to full sign-up if possible, I'm out of the DMC phalla and Pk's is coming to a close. Man, I so wanna play a classic phalla.

    Trust on
    We Stand Ready
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