Guys, we've talked about a lot of things over the years. Like penises, and wangs, and dongs, and sometimes big ol' vaginas. Sometimes we talk about coffee or that one stupid show with all the stupid people trapped on the island that everyone always talks about. But we haven't talked about the most important thing: That's right, showers. http://www.artistcraft.com/assets/home_main.jpg Yeah look at that classy bathroom template. http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/gutcheck/shower.jpg Mmm that faucet wants it so hard. http://www.neatitems.com/images/triple_shower.JPG What does that shower know that I don't? Guys, showers are totally sweet. If it weren't for them our idea of clean would still be to fill a trough with water and sit in it until we become raisins. That's such bullshit. What is your shower routine? Are you just in, shampoo, out? Are you a bar soap or a bodywash kinda guy? Do you wash your conditioner off right away, or get some business done in the meanwhile? Do you blow your nose in the shower? And the most important question: Are you a night-time showerer or a morning showerer? Seems like almost everyone is a night showerer, but the few times I have tried that, man, it does not work for me. Going to bed is awesome, but my hair turns so flat and awful. What is wrong with me? Do I have cancer? Dudes: Showers.

I remember this thread when bongi made it

man what? this the best you got? don't make threads for a week.

morning showers rule, night sweats are gross

what did bongi make a shower thread? he totally would

man, shower in the morning. even though i have to wake up at 4am. shower in the morning.

this thread sucks but i figure someone's gonna post something funny and it'll be redeemed

showers are just awesome in general

man my ex was staying at my house this weekend and he broke my shower now the mounting bracket thing is snapped and the head is all noodley so I have to shower like I'm a fucking flintstone stupid ex

man what? this the best you got? don't make threads for a week.

morning showers rule, night sweats are gross see thank you I don't know what all those assholes are talking about that shit wakes you up like a slice of bacon upside the ass

I blow my nose in the shower. I used to take them at night, but I have been taking them in the morning for awhile. Yeeep.

Apparently, I take really long showers. Apparently.

Jerkin' it in the shower is hard work.

Jerkin' it in the shower is hard work. I know why is that

who wants to design my tattoo

Jerkin' it in the shower is hard work. and gross that shit just turns to nasty sticky cooked eggwhites in like no time that shit just ain't no good at all

morning showers rule, night sweats are gross see thank you I don't know what all those assholes are talking about that shit wakes you up like a slice of bacon upside the ass would.. would a slice of bacon really wake you up

I don't know what you are talking about. My sister and I are the only night-showerers I know. People think I'm weird for taking them at night.

Ho, their shower power is no match for my glower power.

Me too Sheri. Sometimes I just lose track of time thinking and shit. Then I get out and it has been 30+ minutes.

this thread sucks but i figure someone's gonna post something funny and it'll be redeemed does furry erotica that takes place in the shower constitute something funny? what if I replace every sexual act with a different vegetable

Apparently, I take really long showers. Apparently. go on...

morning showers rule, night sweats are gross h5 I can't understand people who shower at night for the next day

this thread sucks but i figure someone's gonna post something funny and it'll be redeemed does furry erotica that takes place in the shower constitute something funny? what if I replace every sexual act with a different vegetable you are not allowed to make threads for two weeks