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Old 05-13-2008, 05:00 PM
In November 2008, Barack Hussein Obama was elected as the president of the United States in a landslide victory. Millions celebrated his victory across the country, ignorant of the evil that would soon come to pass. And swiftly it came. Under the dark watch of the Man of Sin, entire cities were destroyed, locust plagued the countryside, and Boston sports team cheated their way to many more championships.

In a small Indiana town, that was once the home to hard-working white Americans, children awoke one day to find themselves abandoned. The sweet, adorable things were left to fend for themselves. And because tragedy follows tragedy, food and shelter were soon not the only concern of the children. Adults who can disguise themselves as children were deceving the children with candy to get their fruits. Every night, a child was lost to these gym teachers and Republican Senators.

All was not lost, though. For among the children lurked another adult of a different breed. Chris Hansen. He, too, could disguise himself and was still pursuing his dream of outing as many pedos as possible, and making them off themselves. And there was an Ugly Child. A ginger kid, that nobody paid attention to, and would now take revenge on those adults that paid him no mind.





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The innocent:

Children: Their only special power is just looking so adorable. That's the word. Adorable. Most of the players are children. They vote along with everyone each night for someone to be castrated.

Chris Hansen: Each night, Hansen can obtain the identity of one the players, and find out if he's really a child, or a Priest in disguise (done through PM).

The Ugly Child: The Ugly Child is just so ugly. Even the adults in hiding will only touch if they want him eliminated, because he is ginger, hideous, fat, and his thighs have stretchmarks. But we all need love, and he has grown jealous over the attention other children receive. And so the Ugly Child found love in that trusty set of knives his father left behind. The knives never call him ugly. Each night, the Ugly Child can have a suspected sicko castrated (also through PM).



Sickos:

Why blow up yourself for a heaven with 72 virgins when this world has an unlimited supply? These men would like an answer to that question.

The sickos can enjoy 1 child per night. Once a child has been enjoyed, he will be of no use to other children, and will not be able to participate in any further castrations. Because they are obviously gay, the sickos can also enjoy Chris Hansen with no problems, rendering him also useless. And the Ugly Child if they really have to, but they will shudder over that one (PM, PM, PM!).

Sickos start the game knowing who the other sickos are.




Gameplay & Rules


Everyone, Innocent and Sick, votes each night in this thread for someone to be castrated.
To vote for someone's, simply write their name in bolded red.
To retract a vote, write their name in bolded lime.

Those with special abilities (Hansen, Uggo, and the Sickos) can have their wishes fulfilled by PMing me before the deadline, each night. The Sickos can decide among themselves who they want, and send me just one PM with their pick.

The game is divided into days, so voting and PMs should be in each night, before 12 AM Eastern. After the results are announced, a new day starts. And you can again vote, castrate, and enjoy.

The role PMs are not to be shared in this thread or over PMs. Communication outside the forum is allowed, but not anonymously; you can contact whoever you want off-forum as long as you identify yourself to them.

Once you are castrated or enjoyed, you are not to communicate with the living in any way.



Victory Conditions

For the innocent, it is the elimination of all the sickos. For the sickos it is to have the same number of players as the innocent.



If you have a question you think will give your role away, send me a PM.
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Old 05-13-2008, 05:01 PM
Player list:

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Bogey
bombardier
Captain K
Cardboard Tube
denihilist
DMAC
ElJeffe
Grifter
Irond Will
Larlar
Mars Elliot
Moe Fwacky
Monoxide
Munkus Beaver
Pheezer
Ramius
Servo
Thanatos
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Old 05-13-2008, 05:02 PM
Role PMs will be sent shortly.
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Old 05-13-2008, 05:04 PM
I want to report the OP for Awesome so badly.
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Old 05-13-2008, 05:07 PM
All roles were picked with the help of a random number generator.
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Old 05-13-2008, 06:05 PM
Really, whether he's good or evil, one thing is for sure: Irond Will needs to be killed. If he's bad, he needs to die. If he's good, he's useless to us, anyway, because "useless" is Will's role in life, as well as this game.

For those unfamiliar with the game, it's worth noting that night 1 is always just a random-ass kill, since we have nothing to go off of.
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Old 05-13-2008, 06:10 PM
Thanatos is a queerbomb and we don't have enough radiation suits to go around so we'd best get rid of him before it's too late

actually this is also my argument for his de-modding if we could consider that in this thread too that'd be just ducky
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Old 05-13-2008, 06:13 PM
I have thought this through.

We are children.

Thanatos is fat.

Children like candy.

Thanatos will eat most of the candy.

Unless we knock him out early. More candy for us.
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Old 05-13-2008, 06:17 PM
I'm going to go ahead and vote for Servo because he was the guy who killed everyone in that Mod Murder Mansion game or whatever a few years back

and everyone else is going to vote for Thanatos so I might as well just pick someone else
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Old 05-13-2008, 06:25 PM
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I want to report the OP for Awesome so badly.
You hear that, Administrators?
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Old 05-13-2008, 06:29 PM
munkus beaver
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Old 05-13-2008, 06:38 PM
Hmmm, Tube puts forth a powerful argument: while Irond Will is merely useless, Munkus is actively incompetent.

Retract Irond Will
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Old 05-13-2008, 06:56 PM
Bwahahahaha! What an appropriately themed game.
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:07 PM
Bogey

All the obvious people are just obnoxious-but-harmless wieners. Bogey's too nice to not be secretly fucked up.
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:18 PM
The Cat The Cat The Cat The Cat The Cat
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:34 PM
Munkus Beaver must be stopped!
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:49 PM
Munkus Beaver because anyone who loves godzilla that much has a problem
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:53 PM
Welp. I'm fucked.
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:54 PM
can't you like persuade us you're not a paedophile or something
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:57 PM
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can't you like persuade us you're not a paedophile or something
Seriously? It's Munkus.

Who the hell would be stupid enough to believe that?
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Old 05-13-2008, 08:01 PM
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can't you like persuade us you're not a paedophile or something
Well, projeck doesn't give me an erection, if that's what you're asking.
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Old 05-13-2008, 08:04 PM
Munkus Beaver wrote: View Post
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can't you like persuade us you're not a paedophile or something
Well, projeck doesn't give me an erection, if that's what you're asking.
projeck gives him three erections
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:39 PM
munkus beaver, because i am a sheeeeeeeep
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:43 PM
Man, no Munkus love here. Lay off the beaver, vote Thanatos. You just know he uses his position of authority to abuse some poor kid...
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:44 PM
I would like to hear Thanatos and Munkus explain why the other is the perv. I mean its obvious they both are but I'm trying to prioritize here.
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