They say a rolling stone gathers no moss.

Who needs moss when you can gather human scrapings?

God damnit guys, my dad was mowing our obscenely long grass for the first time in who knows how long when he hit a rabbit hutch. One baby rabbit just splattered. The rest scattered. We grabbed them and put them in a box. I think they are old enough that they will be fine for now, I am going to go outside and try to reform their nest once he is done mowing and put them back there, and try to call animal control or something in the morning to see what is up.

One baby rabbit just splattered. this is the worst sentence to read when you just woke up

How was your nap TFS

MOOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRR Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Rankenphile that might have been Cat Jesus, all convincing folks to worship cats and shit.

How was your nap TFS far too long

Let me dig around, see what I have of my little Lexie.

How was your nap TFS far too long I hate naps that end up being to long. It makes you feel all drugged out.

Aww man. I wish I could post this one picture of my mom's dog when it was a puppy. It would make that picture look like a pile of puke. you talk a big game, but nobody can best monty in adorable combat

He's so vicious

destroooooy

i will probably be getting a nice little pit bull puppy soon i will make him the wimpiest pit bull ever

yay!

Monty is lord of all he sees He's obviously a mix of dachshund and something else, what is the something else? Either way, he's fucking adorable

He is a mix of mini dachshund and more mini dachshund. He's fancy because he's a cream. Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler His grandpa is also kinda his great-grandpa.

Buddha, eater of worlds, and living blasphemy. Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler

I really want a husky. Big dog, but not too big, and they are absolutely gorgeous.

My dog is a mix of Pomeranian and Dachshund. I hate his stupid Pomeranian mom, but love her progeny. Huskies are cool if you're willing to put in the effort to exercise them enough. Like, four lazy people walking one might not be enough if you don't have a big area for it to run around free.

Huskys are awful and mean and bitey. One fucking attacked me for no reason. Another tore the everloving shit out of my cat.

Huskys are awful and mean and bitey. One fucking attacked me for no reason. Another tore the everloving shit out of my cat. Luckily I am not a woman I do not fear dogs

Huskys are awful and mean and bitey. One fucking attacked me for no reason. Another tore the everloving shit out of my cat. People see them and think 'Oh my god it's bee-yoo-tiful', but they are real working dogs, and require a lot of work to become well adjusted. They develop those problems because the owners are stupid. Sucks that that happened to you though, but I'm not all about to tell you to give one another chance or anything.

Wolf mix breeds are amazing. They have a bad habbit of ripping faces off, though.

yay!

One time when I was a kid I dove for a ball in my friend's back yard and when trying to get up their Husky came over and tried to mount me, trying to gnaw on my neck. I threw myself backwards and landed on the dog, which yelped. And my friend yelled at me for hurting his dog. Motherfucker your dog was fucking attacking me fuck you.