I used to show my girlfriend my appreciation for her by pooping on her chest. That's really sweet. Yep. She would call me Cleavland and I would call her Quagmire. It was all very cute.

Feral has a way of scaring me more with each and every post

Well the problem was I went to the store so she was a bit insistent to get outside, I figured I had a second to switch my shoes, I was wrong.

whoa, new Gene Wolfe book coming out.

It's okay to lose. Sometimes it's the only way to win.

It's okay to lose. Sometimes it's the only way to win. whatever, dude

And on that note, I'm going up for a shower. good luck with your job hunt. If I could get paid to clean myself...man. That would rule. Maybe I could start small, like not wear clean undies and start blackmailing friends and family into giving me money to either take showers or not show up to gatherings.

whoa, new Gene Wolfe book coming out. What the huh? Where?

Feral has a way of scaring me more with each and every post It made perfect sense at the time. It was back when Triumph the Comic Insult Dog was still on TV. We (my gf and I, not Triumph and I) were making out and she asked me if I liked her breasts and I said "You have nice breasts... for me to poop on!" and she smiled and blushed and said "I wish you would..." and things just sorta went from there. And she started calling me Cleavland because... you know, Cleavland Steamer. And I called her Quagmire because, y'know, soggy and swampy and smelly. It was a bonding thing. I wouldn't expect you to understand unless you'd been in love.

Feral has a way of scaring me more with each and every post It made perfect sense at the time. It was back when Triumph the Comic Insult Dog was still on TV. We (my gf and I, not Triumph and I) were making out and she asked me if I liked her breasts and I said "You have nice breasts... for me to poop on!" and she smiled and blushed and said "I wish you would..." and things just sorta went from there. And she started calling me Cleavland because... you know, Cleavland Steamer. And I called her Quagmire because, y'know, soggy and swampy and smelly. It was a bonding thing. I wouldn't expect you to understand unless you'd been in love. The hard part with Feral, he's so freaky you have no idea when he's joking.

Feral has a way of scaring me more with each and every post It made perfect sense at the time. It was back when Triumph the Comic Insult Dog was still on TV. We (my gf and I, not Triumph and I) were making out and she asked me if I liked her breasts and I said "You have nice breasts... for me to poop on!" and she smiled and blushed and said "I wish you would..." and things just sorta went from there. And she started calling me Cleavland because... you know, Cleavland Steamer. And I called her Quagmire because, y'know, soggy and swampy and smelly. It was a bonding thing. I wouldn't expect you to understand unless you'd been in love. The hard part with Feral, he's so freaky you have no idea when he's joking.

The hard part with Feral, he's so freaky you have no idea when he's joking. I know! It's great!

I'm gonna have to go scrub my brain with a brillo pad now to erase that image

It made perfect sense at the time. It was back when Triumph the Comic Insult Dog was still on TV. We (my gf and I, not Triumph and I) were making out and she asked me if I liked her breasts and I said "You have nice breasts... for me to poop on!" and she smiled and blushed and said "I wish you would..." and things just sorta went from there. And she started calling me Cleavland because... you know, Cleavland Steamer. And I called her Quagmire because, y'know, soggy and swampy and smelly. It was a bonding thing. I wouldn't expect you to understand unless you'd been in love. omg hawt poidh

The hard part with Feral, he's so freaky you have no idea when he's joking. I know! It's great! You remind me of my teacher Mr. LaMar. He would tell the most outrageous stories, but they always had a shade of truth. So you were left with "Was that real?"

SWAMP ASS good superhero name or best superhero name

The worst part is that it's actually spelled "Cleveland."

[IMG]thingy[/IMG] yeah I agree with Gabe, kids shouldn't eat legos so lego fruit snacks is 8 flavors of retard. I wonder if he got mad at his wife for that one. If she had a three and a half year old with her at the store picking stuff off the shelves I might guess she was a little distracted See... I have no sympathy for this. First off, if you can't control your kid enough that you absolutely MUST have fruit snacks on your person at all times, you're already in trouble. And you don't LET a 3-year-old pick stuff off the shelves. If you want to let them choose, you ask them specifically ("this one or that one?") or they can tell you what they want or point. The kid should be firmly seated in the grocery cart, buckled in if necessary. Second, those things have as much sugar (and much of it HFCS) as some kinds of candy. They are a special treat, NOT a regular snack. Dried fruit is much better for regular snacking, and in most grocery stores it's right there next to the fruit snacks, in convenient little packages just like the fruit snacks. Third, Lego makes special sets for toddlers. They are 2-4 times the dimensions of the regular bricks (depending on whether you get the Duplo or Quatro sets). Why the hell are regular-sized Lego blocks within reach of any kid young enough to not know the difference between plastic and candy? (Yeah, I'm a mean mom. ) As for marketing... remember, kids that have outgrown Sponge Bob and Disney Princesses eat fruit snacks too. I suspect that these are aimed at the older set in the first place.

SWAMP ASS good superhero name or best superhero name No, the best superhero name was for a hero with super-speed like Quicksilver or The Flash: The Inevitable Stain.

The worst part is that it's actually spelled "Cleveland." I didn't know, I just let Firefox's spell checker have its way with me.

SWAMP ASS good superhero name or best superhero name I have a horrible image in my head, thanks eddy.

haha I never thought about it that way

Feral is almost the best. Almost. I hate my wife's father-of-her-children. He's an ass and won't let her talk to me.

The worst part is that it's actually spelled "Cleveland." I didn't know, I just let Firefox's spell checker have its way with me. I know it's easy to get swept up in the glamor, but realize he isn't going to respect you in the morning.

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