y'all act like you never shoved anything up your butt before

y'all act like you never shoved anything up your butt before you can post from jail?!?

Motor oil?? Dude's asking for some anus cancer. When inserting construction tools rectally, one should only use lubricants approved for use in human orifices by the FDA.

Tools can be sexy! Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeF33Mr_At4

I picture when the cops walked through the door, one of them did that thing you always see in movies where he suddenly doubles back and dry heaves while the other stares, wide-eyed. Oh! Oh, dear god! Cover your eyes, boys! *Eddie starts dry heaving* It's okay, man. If it doesn't affect you, you're not human. haha, i immediately thought of that while reading the OP

The hammer is my penis

I guess he and the hammer had done it before, because this time it was letting him do the weird stuff.

If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening All over this land

In today's news, man's lovelife gets benched. Again, slightly NSFW.

you know in the original story, the police reports never say which end of the Hammer of Sodom he had inserted.

In today's news, man's lovelife gets benched. Again, slightly NSFW. poor bastard i know how it is though sometimes you just gotta fuck a steel bench in a park

Sometimes you just feel like going to the grocery store and sticking your dick into the pile of oranges in the produce aisle.

I can't say I ever feel like sticking my dick anywhere it doesn't belong.

also hahah @ report: WITH HIS GENITAL REGION CLEARLY VISIBLE TO MYSELF

There's some things you can put in your butt and some things you just can't. And a hammer is definitely one of them.

I picture when the cops walked through the door, one of them did that thing you always see in movies where he suddenly doubles back and dry heaves while the other stares, wide-eyed. http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...c/nothuman.png Oh! Oh, dear god! Cover your eyes, boys! *Eddie starts dry heaving* It's okay, man. If it doesn't affect you, you're not human. Ahahahhahahah

America is really prudish about nudity and natural, healthy sex.

The neighbor said he walks around his house naked 24/24 This man is getting much more milage on his weeks than we could ever hope for!

I sincerely hope the officer pistol-whipped the person for saying "24/24"

The neighbor said he walks around his house naked 24/24 This man is getting much more milage on his weeks than we could ever hope for! nah, his days are just seven hours long

THAT DOES NOT ACCOUNT FOR THE OTHER 24 KOSHIAN PAY ATTENTION!

the other 24 stands for "bedlam is gay"

Bedlam: Suckin' dicks 24/24.

America is really prudish about nudity and natural, healthy sex. Natural, healthy sex with a hammer lubed up with motor oil.

America is really prudish about nudity and natural, healthy sex. Natural, healthy sex with a hammer lubed up with motor oil. Hey now. He had it covered in a plastic bag. Sanitation is important.