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PAX 2071! (A Shadowrun Phalla) GAME OVER. Runners win!
Zellpher
Registered User regular
Registered User regular
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You have gained access to agent Deckard's private file
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"HAH! This is too easy. Let's see what this guy has in his mailbox."
*pzzt* Hey, get off your ass, I think I hear a guard coming*pzzt*
"You can handle it. I just need a few more...Got it! Looks like he's got a message. I think this might be the file we were supposed to pick up. Let's see what it is first."
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Greetings! If you are reading this then that means my employer has found you worthy of our interest. As you know, The Penny Arcade Expo is starting soon. PAX 2071 will be one of the most profitable occasions this quarter, as well as hopefully restoring our company image in the area. We would like to protect our investment in this event. We will present to you a significant bonus if you can clean up the streets of Seattle to our liking. Any personnel you enlist to assist you in this matter will be rewarded as well.Please do not hesitate to use any means available to you. We will discuss the fine points of this arrangement later. I have left a Black IC encoded in this message, just in case a hacker gets his hands on it. We couldn't afford them having the heads up to this, now could we?
-Mr. J
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"Wait...NO! NONNONONONONONONONONOO....."
COLOR="DarkRed"][B]CONNECTION LOST[/B][/COLOR
*pzzt* Hey, zell I think this might have been a set up. My buddy just rang me up telling me our fixer's last three clients ate it.*Pzzt*
You have gained access to agent Deckard's private file
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"HAH! This is too easy. Let's see what this guy has in his mailbox."
*pzzt* Hey, get off your ass, I think I hear a guard coming*pzzt*
"You can handle it. I just need a few more...Got it! Looks like he's got a message. I think this might be the file we were supposed to pick up. Let's see what it is first."
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Greetings! If you are reading this then that means my employer has found you worthy of our interest. As you know, The Penny Arcade Expo is starting soon. PAX 2071 will be one of the most profitable occasions this quarter, as well as hopefully restoring our company image in the area. We would like to protect our investment in this event. We will present to you a significant bonus if you can clean up the streets of Seattle to our liking. Any personnel you enlist to assist you in this matter will be rewarded as well.Please do not hesitate to use any means available to you. We will discuss the fine points of this arrangement later. I have left a Black IC encoded in this message, just in case a hacker gets his hands on it. We couldn't afford them having the heads up to this, now could we?
-Mr. J
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"Wait...NO! NONNONONONONONONONONOO....."
COLOR="DarkRed"][B]CONNECTION LOST[/B][/COLOR
*pzzt* Hey, zell I think this might have been a set up. My buddy just rang me up telling me our fixer's last three clients ate it.*Pzzt*
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Phalla?!
Yes, phalla. Check out the main thread for more details.
So this will be a pretty standard game then?
No. This is Shadowrun.
Well what is Shadowrun?
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Or more accurately: Go go gadget wiki!
Condensed version (Stolen from El Skid)
THE RULES
You may not use any anonymous method of communication to discuss the game. Forum-based PMs, external IMs, and e-mails are allowed as long as the person you are talking to knows who you are.
You may not use screencaps to "prove" anything to anyone.
Each Day you will start a rumor about another runner, calling them out as a rat or informant to Lonestar. Whoever has the most votes gets killed that night. Retract votes in Lime.
VOTE CLOSES AT 9pm PST
Post post post! 2+ a vote a day isn't too much to ask, is it?
Clarifications
Disclaimer!
I have done everything in my power to make this game as balanced as possible, and a huge huge thanks goes out to Infidel and Mr. Blarney for helping me with this. HOWEVER, I take full responsibility if somehow this ends up being imbalanced. I will continue to tweak and try to perfect things as best as possible before the game actually begins.
On that cheery note...Sign up! in an appropriately festive manner. When you do, choose from either Troll, Orc, Human, Elf, or Dwarf as your race. These choices will probably have little to no effect on game mechanics. probably. For a handy list of insults and other Shadowrun slang, check out The Sixth World Wiki.
The Breathing
The Geeked
The Victorious
The Narrative
Day 1 - post 512
Day 2 - post 765
Day 3 - post 1230
Day 4 - post 1575
Day 5-post1771
Day 6-post 1897
Day 7-post2022
Day 8-post 2096
Day 9-post 2222
Bonus Rules!
-Inform me of any Proboards.
-When you start a Rumor it should actually be incriminating in some way, after that anyone can just jump on the bandwagon. This is in place to provoke thematic or entertaining accusations.
-Send all actions and queries to Mr. Johnson. If that's full then send em to Zellpher. If that's full you are asking too many damn questions.
-REGARDING RPing: It's a phalla based off an RPG. Just don't take up a whole page with a 2 person convo or bog down the thread with too much of it.
-NO USING ROLE PMs TO VERIFY ANYTHING
Steam
Steam
!Signup
Dwarf
And I'll take Orc please
If I let you be a gnome, then someone will want to be a ghoul, and if I let someone be a ghoul, then someone will want to be a dragon, and by the end of signups half of you bastards will be Dunkelzahn.
Here's hoping I have shaman powers....
Can I be a Free Spirit......wait, talking to a Johnson. Can I pay to be a Free Spirit?
Aren't most of us going to die anyway?
Is being assassinated an option?
I'll gladly assassinate the half of the game playing Dunkelzahn!
Human Jennifer Talldeer, Reporting for rock and roll.
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ROO SMASH!
Edit: frag it all, I wanted to be the first trog! :x
I'm heading over to the Big Rhino to pout into my Soyweiser.
"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
Edit: oh fuck, trolls on the RISE.
Shamus, why didn't you sign up for Secret Squashua?
Totally would've gotten you this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzeqBJ62nNM
I'm running low on PM space damnit.
I should start deleting my role PMs one of these days.
2nd that.
But don't blame me when I wind up as a zombie replicant, eating your brains for more life, fuckers.
There's no way you have space for every single one ever. O_o Start a textfile if they're that crucial.
Or better yet, keep a running archive at the proboard.
And I should sign up for this as an elf.
It's insanely difficult for me to delete them.
I'm like an OCD role packrat.
05-19-2007, 05:19 AM
A moral victory for the bad guys, but the good guys still won someow.
But my PM box has been insane lately.... So I only have the Queen role right now...
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I shake my finger at you profusely!
Grrrr!
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