It's storytime once again folks
This is the continuation of our boredom killing as well as yours
Cast Spoiler:
Orik as the Big Bad, Orik
Cardboard Tube as Tube the White
I win Swordfights as Orik's son Sword Fights
FAQ as evil red dragon FAQ the MAGIC DRAGON
Cnob as the Goblin King
Teefs as Swordfights love lady Teefs
Rane, Bearstranaut, Fari, Lawinator as Rane the Bard and his 3 Bear Band
DE?AD as DE'AD the DERF
Koshian as the Invisible Knight, Damascus as Damascus the Centipede
ChicoBlue as a Blue Baby Ogre
Seizure orbs as Orby the Bear Potato and Seizure the Bird thing
TDOT as Theodore the time wizard and Sara Lynn as his time ward
Shankusu as Kusu the Butcher and Shankill the Owl
Campion as Camp the Hero of our story
Robcham as Rob Rabbit
Mully as Mully the Philosopher Dragon
YAYA the child molester as well as peasant
and Fletcher as Fletcher the insane
Here's to us trying to make a Fantasy epic plausible using people we know
>You awaken to the sound of water, it is pitch dark and you cannot see a thing. Sitting up you feel the crunch of rough sand underneath yourself. You try to recall where you are or why you might be here but cannot seem to remember...
thorgot wrote:
(i)nventory
(u)nequip
(a) pants
>You are now not wearing pants, however, because you are still wearing a tunic and are a stick figure it doesn't matter much.
Marshmallow wrote:
msuitepyon wrote:
> Get ye flask.
>You cannot see Ye Flask.
Marshmallow wrote:
thorgot wrote:
> Learn to swim by trial and error.
natek wrote:
>go for a swim
>You find this swimming thing surprisingly easy. It is still pitch dark though, you should find a light source.
Marshmallow wrote:
Der Waffle Mous wrote:
>drink water
The water is very cold, but refreshing and clean.
msuitepyon wrote:
> Light a blunt.
You do not have a blunt on your person, you do notice a backpack on your back though. (Access backpack with command "[i]")
Marshmallow wrote:
itsweb wrote:
> (i)nventory
>You find:
> (a) small wooden case with [5] Crossbow Dongs
> (b) [2] Torches, and a lighter shaped like a dong to light them
> (c) 5th grade art textbook, waterlogged
> (d) [1] Sandwich; lettuce, tomatoe, ham, mayonaisse; slightly damp
Marshmallow wrote:
Der Waffle Mous wrote:
[u]use > [d] sandwich
> You eat the sandwich, although a bit wet, it is delicious and you feel better.
Meta T. Dust wrote:
>light up torch
> You light [1] torch, and find yourself in some sort of cavern. There is a bridge behind you, and squinting through the darkness you think you can see doorways above.
Marshmallow wrote:
natek wrote:
>call for your trusty steed
> Thinking hard, you recall something from your past and let out a loud whistle...
> Suddenly, a monstrous and horrifying creature undulates through the left passageway. Despite its appearance, you don't fear it, and in fact feel that it is a friend of sorts.
Marshmallow wrote:
That Bemis cape is pretty much perfect.
Also, I suppose I'll start up SE++ Fortress again, if folks would care to fill up the thread less quickly you can PM me, yell at me in the SE++ Ventrilo, or send me an IM at marshwmallows (AIM) instead of posting.
>Loading from last save...
ThatDudeOverThere wrote:
>have steed dive into water
>You make ready to call the beast down to you, but you are both startled by a sudden loud noise from the right doorway. You are not sure what manner of creature makes such sounds, but you should probably find some way to get up so that you can calm it before your steed becomes more frightened.
Inventory: Spoiler:
Marshmallow wrote:
Thorgot wrote:
Examine the book
>Ignoring the noise for the time being, you instead flip through your art textbook, it is fairly boring as you already know most of the principles it's meant teach so... Wait, what's this?
>A small slip of paper tucked between two of the pages! You add it to your inventory, this may come in handy later.
Inventory: Spoiler:
Marshmallow wrote:
FAQ wrote:
SCALE THE WALL
>Using the sturdy rocks sticking out of the wall, you utilize your Buffliness to climb to the bridge.
Marshmallow wrote:
I like how you do your eyes, Vann, and your hands are not bad at all.
Thorgot wrote:
slap steed until it calms down
> You slap the creature repeatedly, it seems to calm down.
The Far Side wrote:
>find weed
>When you slap the steed, something falls to the ground from behind its ear...
>What is this, some type of herb? You put it in your inventory just in case.
Marshmallow wrote:
ChicoBlue wrote:
FEED HERB TO STEED
Bedlam wrote:
>walk arcoss the bridge in the funkiest manner possible.
>Feeling bad for slapping the thing, you make amends by giving it the strange herb to eat, you then proceed to show it your bird walk across the bridge. It seems impressed.
Marshmallow wrote:
Vann Diras wrote:
>ready DONG ARROWS and move right to face the wailing creature
>You ready [1] Dong, although without a crossbow it will not do much damage. You enter the room to the right but find no source of the noise earlier. You see
(a) A Dwarven skeleton, it appears he was trying to mine through the wall without success.
(b) A chest with a keyhole.
(c) An engraving above the chest, you will have to get closer to read it.
(d) A wooden lever.
Meta T. Dust wrote:
thorgot wrote:
>help
(i want to know what the green and red bars are)
Reds Health
Greens your blunt rating
If it wasn't before, that's what it is now.
Marshmallow wrote:
Der Waffle Mous wrote:
>Take mining pick
Vann Diras wrote:
Steed > descend into a bad trip after freaking the fuck out at that skeleton
>You put away the Dong and pick up the Mining Pick. You turn around and notice your steed seems a bit under the weather, was that herb poison? You certainly hope not!
Steed ViewSpoiler:
Marshmallow wrote:
Campion wrote:
Inspect wall art
> You inspect the engraving,
> Engraved on the wall is a finely designed image of a boy holding a sword, the boy is screaming.
> The text below reads, "I Win Swordfights"
FAQ wrote:
Kiss dwarf skeleton
Campion wrote:
>Giving in to your passionate urges, you kiss the dwarf skeleton, tongues whirling in a fantastic display of light and whimsy.
>From the crack in the wall explodes a figure resembling a derf, he proclaims 'Oh Yeah'.
>Koolaid man has joined your party.
Steed ViewSpoiler:
>The steed is suffering from munchies, needs food badly!
Rankenphile wrote:
Marshmallow wrote:
FAQ wrote:
Kiss dwarf skeleton
Campion wrote:
>Giving in to your passionate urges, you kiss the dwarf skeleton, tongues whirling in a fantastic display of light and whimsy.
>From the crack in the wall explodes a figure resembling a derf, he proclaims 'Oh Yeah'.
>Koolaid man has joined your party.
Steed ViewSpoiler:
>The steed is suffering from munchies, needs food badly!
It's storytime once again folks
This is the continuation of our boredom killing as well as yours
Cast Spoiler:
Orik as the Big Bad, Orik
Cardboard Tube as Tube the White
I win Swordfights as Orik's son Sword Fights
FAQ as evil red dragon FAQ the MAGIC DRAGON
Goatmon as the Goblin King
Teefs as Swordfights love lady Teefs
Rane, Bearstranaut, Fari, Lawinator as Rane the Bard and his 3 Bear Band
DE?AD as DE'AD the DERF
Koshian as the Invisible Knight, Damascus as Damascus the Centipede
ChicoBlue as a Blue Baby Ogre
Seizure orbs as Orby the Bear Potato and Seizure the Bird thing
TDOT as Theodore the time wizard and Sara Lynn as his time ward
Shankusu as Kusu the Butcher and Shankill the Owl
Campion as Camp the Hero of our story
Robcham as Rob Rabbit
Mully as Mully the Philosopher Dragon
YAYA the child molester as well as peasant
and Fletcher as Fletcher the insane
Here's to us trying to make a Fantasy epic plausible using people we know
here are the first 2 pages
Robcham wrote:
Page 3
Robcham wrote:
these take a while but whatever
edit: fixed
Robcham wrote:
and the set up is done
now we can have weird adventures hi-jinks
hooray
you can make arts
go
lemme just finish the rest of the set up
which is about Campion moving his butt and going off to find the sword
people then could just post stuff like his adventures and stuff
01-05-2009, 05:54 PM
good work!
orikae on PSN
RAPE
