X-ray glasses? edit: and Xavier is a good X name

yeah i'm going to self publish through the same place that wakka did lulu.com Although they promote to a different crowd, Ka-Blam's Trade Paperback printing is about 50% cheaper. All you have to do is upload your page spread according to their submission guidelines. No setup fee, so no financial commitment. There may be more print on demand digital printers out there. It seems to be where printed media is headed.

X is going to be Xavier the X-ray fish wearing X-ray Specs or i could do that swordfish species whose name begins with X Q is Quincy the Quail wearing a Quilt as a cape here's C Charlotte the Chameleon looks Colorful in her Cozy Cardigan probably my favorite so far.

yeah i'm going to self publish through the same place that wakka did lulu.com Although they promote to a different crowd, Ka-Blam's Trade Paperback printing is about 50% cheaper. All you have to do is upload your page spread according to their submission guidelines. No setup fee, so no financial commitment. There may be more print on demand digital printers out there. It seems to be where printed media is headed. if they did 7.5 x 7.5 i'd totally go with them, but alas

Timothy the tapeworm is a tenacious terrorist

hahah you guys are ridiculous if t wasn't already tia the tiger traipses in her tiara, it'd be timothy the tapeworm for sure.

Would it have segments?

Would it have segments? you wouldn't even know what to do with all the segments i have to draw a worm with lots of segments now

This is great.

wanda the worm wears a white woven wrap dress

Wow what a wise wordage for a weird wardrobe.

alliteration always amazes and amuses

X is going to be Xavier the X-ray fish wearing X-ray Specs or i could do that swordfish species whose name begins with X Q is Quincy the Quail wearing a Quilt as a cape here's C Charlotte the Chameleon looks Colorful in her Cozy Cardigan probably my favorite so far. This is goddamn brilliant.

Xavier the xantus examines his xylophone.

That's not clothing!

oh I didn't realize all the animals had to be all sartorial like. who says you can't wear a xylophone anyways?

just append "with X-ray Spex":

Xavier the xantus examines his xylophone with X-ray glasses in Xanadu.

is charlotte the chameleon also clapping?

is charlotte the chameleon also clapping? she is now that you pointed it out

I think X could be a Xoloitzcuintli. They're funny looking. Xavier the Xoloitzcuintli wears an XL. Then he could be wearing something too big.

x is going to be xray fish because i don't think there's a child alive who could pronounce xoloitzcuntli i'm not trying to frustrate children, i'm trying to give them an enjoyable book

Is that what happens when a dog mates with a rat? Jesus that thing is hideous. ..This is a pretty sweet project.

i'm not trying to frustrate children, i'm trying to give them an enjoyable book I was thinking the book could be nice up until the end...and XYZ could be a sucker punch to make the kids cry. Edit: "If you can read the whole book out loud you can stay up as late as you want!" X Y and Z are just the gauntlet at the end. You don't want kids staying up and wrecking your time to watch adult swim and re-runs of Friends. I would suggest YANGCHUANOSAURUS and ZIZHONGOSAURUS for Y and Z. But we all know kids can pronounce dinosaur names like no one else.

Ryan the Rhino Rocks out in his Rollerskates