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Old 01-28-2009, 07:20 PM


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OS - XP or Vista 32
Processor - Intel 2.4ghz or equivalent
RAM - 2GB (Vista) 1GB (XP)
GPU - 256MB Card, DirectX 9.0
HDD Space - 15GB
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Empire: Total War is an upcoming 2009 real-time tactics and turn-based strategy computer game. Developed by the Creative Assembly and published by Sega, the game is scheduled for release in North America on 3 March 2009 and in Europe on 4 March.[2] Announced in August 2007,[4] Empire: Total War is the fifth installment in the Total War series, and focuses on the modern era period of the 1700s and 1800s.[5] The game follows a similar style of play as earlier Total War titles: players choose a contemporary faction and set out to ensure their faction's domination over the known world through military force, politics, diplomacy, espionage and economics. Although the campaign element of the game is turn-based, players can direct battles in real-time. Empire: Total War is the first game in the series to allow naval battles to be conducted in real-time.
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Empire: Total War is focused on exploration, diplomacy, economics, the founding of colonies and ultimately conquest. The game is set in the early modern period, spanning from 1700 to the early 1800s,[5] allowing players to lead a variety of contemporary factions to dominate Europe, North Africa, the Americas and the Indies.[6] The player will use both complex strategies on the campaign map as well as command military forces in battles on both land and sea. As with previous Total War games, Empire: Total War consists of two broad areas of gameplay: a turn-based campaign map that allows the user to move armies across the globe, conduct diplomacy, trade and other tasks needed to run their faction, and a real-time battle mode that enables players to direct the course of any battles that take place.
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Multiplayer comes in two forms in Empire: Total War. As with previous Total War titles, players can engage in real-time battles against each other either by creating the composition of their armies themselves or renacting historical battles. However, following a one-month delay of Empire: Total War in January 2009, the addition of a full campaign multiplayer mode was unveiled. The technology to create a multiplayer campaign game was not available in previous Total War games, and the extended development time allowed the Creative Assembly to implement the underlying technology for such a mode in Empire: Total War. The campaign multiplayer mode will first be tested in a two-player beta build, before eventually being made available in a post-release patch.
Factions: 15 Playable, 10 Announced, 50 in Game

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The Ottoman Empire
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United Provinces (aka The Netherlands)
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:23 PM
Oh god so many factions I want to play. I'll go with Sweden first to be pretend vikings, then whoever annoys me more between Poland-Lithuania and Russia, then the Ottoman empire because they'll have awesome artillery, then Prussia, then probably Spain or the Netherlands.
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:23 PM
More like Medieval: Total War II
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:24 PM
I will be rolling as the Ottomans so hard
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:25 PM
Buying this.

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Old 01-28-2009, 07:25 PM
volyu thread
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:25 PM
France, Prussia, and Russia woo.
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:31 PM
They've said stuff about fixing the incredibly broken campaign AI, right? In M2TW it was completely unrelated to the military AI or something, which is why your closest ally would randomly blockade your ports for no reason. I also hope we don't have to deal with a bitchy pope (protestants fuck yeah).
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:32 PM
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They've said stuff about fixing the incredibly broken campaign AI, right? In M2TW it was completely unrelated to the military AI or something, which is why your closest ally would randomly blockade your ports for no reason. I also hope we don't have to deal with a bitchy pope (protestants fuck yeah).
Yeah they're fixing that. I can't wait to do a 1v1 multiplayer campaign.
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:32 PM
DER NEDERLAAANDSS
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:32 PM
Meissnerd wishes he was Oranje
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:33 PM
BONERS
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:33 PM
FORGED IN BATTLE, EMBROILED IN WAR - BRITAIN SHALL RISE ONCE AGAIN. NONE SHALL BE CAPABLE OR WILLING TO WITHSTAND OUR ONSLAUGHT. HISTORY WILL BE WRITTEN BY AND ENGLISH HAND, NOT A FRENCH ONE. TO ARMS BROTHERS!
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:33 PM
HRE 4 LYFE
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:34 PM
Looks really good, can't wait. Gotta take the Polish since they get little respect!
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:35 PM
Napoleon is going to ruin some bitches up in here
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:36 PM
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Napoleon is going to ruin some bitches up in here
i'm sorry but i can't hear you as this pile of dutch money is rather high and i am focused on rolling in it
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:36 PM
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FORGED IN BATTLE, EMBROILED IN WAR - BRITAIN SHALL RISE ONCE AGAIN. NONE SHALL BE CAPABLE OR WILLING TO WITHSTAND OUR ONSLAUGHT. HISTORY WILL BE WRITTEN BY AND ENGLISH HAND, NOT A FRENCH ONE. TO ARMS BROTHERS!
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Looks really good, can't wait. Gotta take the Polish since they get little respect!
Enjoy your cannon with screen doors or something.
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:37 PM
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Napoleon is going to ruin some bitches up in here
i'm sorry but i can't hear you as this pile of dutch money is rather high and i am focused on rolling in it
I am going to conquer the fuck out of you
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:38 PM
sweet OP bro
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:39 PM
I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: View Post
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Napoleon is going to ruin some bitches up in here
i'm sorry but i can't hear you as this pile of dutch money is rather high and i am focused on rolling in it
I am going to conquer the fuck out of you
it's been done before, but it never lasts!

isn't that right, spain
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:39 PM
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Napoleon is going to ruin some bitches up in here
i'm sorry but i can't hear you as this pile of dutch money is rather high and i am focused on rolling in it
I am going to conquer the fuck out of you
Prussia is gonna stop you.
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:41 PM
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Napoleon is going to ruin some bitches up in here
i'm sorry but i can't hear you as this pile of dutch money is rather high and i am focused on rolling in it
I am going to conquer the fuck out of you
Prussia is gonna stop you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man, good one

seriously though, I'ma rape all your women and steal your national treasures

just a heads up
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:42 PM
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I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: View Post
Napoleon is going to ruin some bitches up in here
i'm sorry but i can't hear you as this pile of dutch money is rather high and i am focused on rolling in it
I am going to conquer the fuck out of you
Prussia is gonna stop you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man, good one

seriously though, I'ma rape all your women and steal your national treasures

just a heads up
You could try and invade the frozen wastelands to the east. Maybe see where that gets you.
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