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Old 03-19-2009, 04:35 PM
man there have been two death wish remakes already:

The Brave One and Death Sentence.

However Stallone as Paul Kersey would be pretty fucking rad.
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Old 03-19-2009, 05:35 PM
Everyone loves staring at a man's muscular body right?

Lets take a look at some of Stallone's various bodies.


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Old 03-21-2009, 10:57 PM
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For quite some time, the role belonged to Forest Whitaker, but a push in the schedule made it impossible for the Ghost Dog to continue with the film. Then I received a call, informing me that rapper, 50 CENT aka Curtis Jackson, had stepped into the role. Then Sly sent me an email regarding that casting, that I updated the story with. Well... today, I get woke up with a very enthusiastic call from Stallone, who has recast the role of Hale Caesar for a final (hopefully) time. So... who is Hale Caesar?

First off - he's 6'2 & a half" and BIG. He's a former San Diego Charger. He made his screen debut with Arnold Schwarzeneggar in THE 6TH DAY. And his most recent film will be this summer's Arnie-less TERMINATOR SALVATION. He is TERRY CREWS. Not necessarily a big name, but a big man to take his place among other big men. As I said, Sly seems very enthusiastic about this fella and I look forward to seeing what Terry Crews has in store for us.
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Old 03-21-2009, 11:02 PM
Phew
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Old 03-21-2009, 11:02 PM
hmm yes well
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Old 03-22-2009, 12:33 AM
The loss of Forest Whitaker makes me sad

I wanted to see a great dramatic actor get his destruction on

I am less sad over the loss of Fifty Cent, and this Terry Crews guy sounds like he has the chops to do an action movie
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Old 03-22-2009, 02:28 AM
should have got terry tate instead
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Old 03-22-2009, 03:29 AM
Every movie producer should look at their cast and ask themselves, "wouldn't Lester Speight be better at this?" And they would be right.
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Old 03-22-2009, 04:58 AM
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Every movie producer should look at their cast and ask themselves, "wouldn't Lester Speight be better at this?" And they would be right.
you know

i think this is genuinely accurate

he would be better in most roles
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Old 03-22-2009, 07:00 PM
forest whittaker got his destruction on in ghost dog

ps geebs for the best post on this page
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Old 03-22-2009, 07:03 PM
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should have got terry tate instead
Okay yeah I would have totally been in favor of this
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Old 03-22-2009, 07:05 PM
The character's name is Hale Caesar

that is fucking amazing
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Old 03-22-2009, 07:14 PM
look Sly Stallone is a goddamn genius

would you expect anything less?
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Old 03-22-2009, 08:34 PM
The only being more manly than Stallone is Terry Tate.
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Old 03-22-2009, 08:34 PM
no that is false as all get out
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Old 03-22-2009, 09:19 PM
Terry Tate is a helluva man but he is no Stallone

He's not even a Bruce Willis
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Old 03-22-2009, 09:38 PM
Terry Tate is the picture of genteel grace and demeanor

why you gotta make me hit you
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:00 PM
You can now follow Sheryl Main's twitter, the unit publicist for Stallone's The Expendables, as she updates from the film's shoot.
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Sly took some of the cast & crew to dinner at a local churracsaria. i passed on the chicken hearts on a sword but the ribs were great
2:07 AM Apr 5th from web
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holy cow jason statham is rrrripped for this film
about 3 hours ago from mobile web
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:02 PM
qmm you are a boss for keeping my precious thread alive
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:11 PM
So boss
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:16 PM
also how jazzed are you for the expendables right now
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:17 PM
Did anyone talk about when Stallone's mother was on the British celebrity version of Big Brother?
That was pretty amazing.
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:21 PM
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Did anyone talk about when Stallone's mother was on the British celebrity version of Big Brother?
That was pretty amazing.
Oh shit what

Did she kick some ass and take some names or what
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:24 PM
Nice find Question Mark Man.

I can't wait to see what Statham is like in a Stallone film. I want to see how he plays eighties style cheese instead of the modern kind.
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also how jazzed are you for the expendables right now
so fucking jazzed
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