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Old 07-24-2009, 01:55 AM
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Old 07-24-2009, 01:57 AM
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Girlfriend of over two years breaks up with me on my birthday two years ago. We were totally happy, never really had any arguments or issues...

The worst part is that, to this day, I have still not received a reason for this breakup.

Happy birthday!
yeah

i don't know why that sucks so much, but it does
It eats at me every once in a while.

It is the ultimate punishment.

I just don't know what for.
You never asked later? Like now is as good a time as any. Call her up or text her if it is still touchy
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Old 07-24-2009, 01:58 AM
So, women

they are all whores.

am I right guys? Yeah, put it up.
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Old 07-24-2009, 01:58 AM
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Watch some HIMYM?

But yeah, I had a friend who said a similar thing. How he wanted his break up to go out with a bang and not a fizz. He wanted yelling and emotional outpour. There wasn't.
well I didn't want emotional shit. But their was. It was like I said, I wasn't happy, she was, I have a habit of putting other people first. Always. Even though it broke both of us to do it, I haven't been happy in awhile and once I told her that she seemed pretty determined that we should go through with it. I didn't want to because I care about her, but I have to be selfish sometimes.
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:00 AM
now, who wants to go cruising for "hood rats"
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:00 AM
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Girlfriend of over two years breaks up with me on my birthday two years ago. We were totally happy, never really had any arguments or issues...

The worst part is that, to this day, I have still not received a reason for this breakup.

Happy birthday!
yeah

i don't know why that sucks so much, but it does
It eats at me every once in a while.

It is the ultimate punishment.

I just don't know what for.
crazy girl i dated last year, i happened to just be insane for and she acted the same way about me.. we had planned our marraige and honeymoon, thinking about names for kids..... basically all the shit you shouldnt ever do ever until youre actually going to get married

one day she dumps me out of the blue because "she wanted to be single when she goes into the air force." she had already signed and had a date for when she left i think she was scheduled to leave 2 months after we broke up

two weeks later she has a new boyfriend who is crazy for her and tells her he'd move anywhere in the country to be with her when she gets deployed to a base.. she says ok thats fine

then she graduates from basic training, new boyfriend rides with her family 8 hours from oklahoma city to san antonio texas to attend her basic training graduation, where she dumps him and leaves him with the awkward car ride home

turns out she met a new guy at basic training and married him a month later

gg crazy girls
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:00 AM
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So, women

they are all whores.

am I right guys? Yeah, put it up.
one of my exes had (according to her) slept with 60-some-odd guys before me

she was 22

now i don't want to go make any value judgments

but that seems a touch high
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:01 AM
some girls take pride in that sort of shit
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:03 AM
I've only really been in long term relationships. If they get past a month or so they usually last for a good year. Also I have only done the breaking so far which will suck someday down the road I'm sure
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:04 AM
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Girlfriend of over two years breaks up with me on my birthday two years ago. We were totally happy, never really had any arguments or issues...

The worst part is that, to this day, I have still not received a reason for this breakup.

Happy birthday!
yeah

i don't know why that sucks so much, but it does
It eats at me every once in a while.

It is the ultimate punishment.

I just don't know what for.
You never asked later? Like now is as good a time as any. Call her up or text her if it is still touchy
I tried about a month ago. She told me "not to worry about it."
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:04 AM
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some girls take pride in that sort of shit
apparently she worked in a dungeon as a submissive, and after sessions would meet clients in a hotel room to finish the job

so that's interesting
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:05 AM
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Girlfriend of over two years breaks up with me on my birthday two years ago. We were totally happy, never really had any arguments or issues...

The worst part is that, to this day, I have still not received a reason for this breakup.

Happy birthday!
yeah

i don't know why that sucks so much, but it does
It eats at me every once in a while.

It is the ultimate punishment.

I just don't know what for.
You never asked later? Like now is as good a time as any. Call her up or text her if it is still touchy
I tried about a month ago. She told me "not to worry about it."
definitely cheated on you
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:06 AM
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definitely cheated on you
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:06 AM
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Girlfriend of over two years breaks up with me on my birthday two years ago. We were totally happy, never really had any arguments or issues...

The worst part is that, to this day, I have still not received a reason for this breakup.

Happy birthday!
yeah

i don't know why that sucks so much, but it does
It eats at me every once in a while.

It is the ultimate punishment.

I just don't know what for.
You never asked later? Like now is as good a time as any. Call her up or text her if it is still touchy
I tried about a month ago. She told me "not to worry about it."
Yeah you can be pretty sure about it then. Sorry man.

If you ever get really drunk around her tell her you know

Her tears will be your salve
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:07 AM
ITT singles laugh derisively, am i rite?



What the fuck, they got rid of the visual GUI for smilies?
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:07 AM
That cunt.
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:07 AM
That is pretty condescending you should probably go break her teeth to let her know you don't stand for that shit UV. Oh and as side note tell her you don't appreciate getting cheated on
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:08 AM
I haven't been on anything even resembling a date in 2 years.

I've only ever had one real girlfriend, and it was a long distance thing, so we only saw eachother in person for like a week.

Unfortunately, I seem to have some sort of curse, and every woman I've ever talked to no matter how long we had been talking or how well we knew eachother has liked to relate to me the entirety of their sexual history, in graphic detail, including a girl from a random dating site who I've been trying to ignore who just minutes ago told me that she had been fooling around with some random guy in her car tonight, despite the fact that I don't really know her at all and she has no business telling me such things.

It feels good to vent, sometimes.
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:09 AM
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That is pretty condescending you should probably go break her teeth to let her know you don't stand for that shit UV. Oh and as side note tell her you don't appreciate getting cheated on
because she really took his feelings into account the first time around
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:09 AM
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Girlfriend of over two years breaks up with me on my birthday two years ago. We were totally happy, never really had any arguments or issues...

The worst part is that, to this day, I have still not received a reason for this breakup.

Happy birthday!
yeah

i don't know why that sucks so much, but it does
It eats at me every once in a while.

It is the ultimate punishment.

I just don't know what for.
You never asked later? Like now is as good a time as any. Call her up or text her if it is still touchy
I tried about a month ago. She told me "not to worry about it."
definitely cheated on you
You can thank bearstranaut for solving this mystery
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:10 AM
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That is pretty condescending you should probably go break her teeth to let her know you don't stand for that shit UV. Oh and as side note tell her you don't appreciate getting cheated on
because she really took his feelings into account the first time around
that is why he is forcing feelings onto her. It is ok to punch women sometimes. I mean I wouldn't but you know
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:11 AM
I am the "Amazing guy who I love and will find an excellent girl!"

I have taken to saying "Yeah, excellent, haven't heard that before"

and then that girl doesn't say that thing ever again
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:11 AM
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That is pretty condescending you should probably go break her teeth to let her know you don't stand for that shit UV. Oh and as side note tell her you don't appreciate getting cheated on
because she really took his feelings into account the first time around
that is why he is forcing feelings onto her. It is ok to punch women sometimes. I mean I wouldn't but you know
WHY DONT WE START WITH YOU
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:11 AM
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Girlfriend of over two years breaks up with me on my birthday two years ago. We were totally happy, never really had any arguments or issues...

The worst part is that, to this day, I have still not received a reason for this breakup.

Happy birthday!
yeah

i don't know why that sucks so much, but it does
It eats at me every once in a while.

It is the ultimate punishment.

I just don't know what for.
You never asked later? Like now is as good a time as any. Call her up or text her if it is still touchy
I tried about a month ago. She told me "not to worry about it."
definitely cheated on you
You can thank bearstranaut for solving this mystery
now tackle the mystery of why any girl i have a rapport with already has a boyfriend
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