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Professor X Straight Pimping Since '63

Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Singularity Engine++
Yo, People

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You are Charles Xavier... not the professor, but the pimp. You decided to build a brothel as a tool to making humans get along with mutants and the like. Storm, Rogue, Jubilee, Jean and others, Xavier's former students, will help by working in the Brothel. Kingpin is responsible for looking over Xavier's Brothel, rating the stablishment's quality from time to time, and helping him by attracting richer and more powerful costumers.

In this Brothel Simulator, your goal is to administer everything Brothel related: you must please your clients, keep your girls happy, hire new girls, enhance your Brothel layout by buying items and decoration, earn money, at the sime time following plot development and twist

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Instead, I direct you all to this excellent blog post, which informs me that “the final challenge is an orgy to save the world from destruction. No lie.”

http://www.electrondance.com/?p=778

Click the first picture to get the game.

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  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh my

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    But does it account for Xavier's weakness?

    Is it a Ranch style brothel is what I am saying?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Let's all play it and share our thoughts.

    The premise is awesome, though. Xavier pimping out those Marvel bitches to whacked out clientele. Kingpin as the muscle. God only knows what horrors and delights await adventurous gamers inside.


    Excelsior!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The only question I have is when you nail Dazzler, is there a light show?

    Wait...another question. Will Squirrel Girl lick your nuts?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    wow

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wish I didn't have to leave for work sooo much

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    huuuurgh

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
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    Michael Chiklis is not a mutant

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    snip

    Michael Chiklis is not a mutant

    Yeah, The Thing is a cosmic ray produced irradiated horror.

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  • TurambarTurambar Avocado at law Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Gambit telling me about people's horniness...

    I've had this dream before.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Also, wouldn't Mystique be the only mutant whore needed?

    She's a variety pack.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    That is

    That is something.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Also, wouldn't Mystique be the only mutant whore needed?

    She's a variety pack.

    you'd only have one client at a time, though

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Also, wouldn't Mystique be the only mutant whore needed?

    She's a variety pack.

    you'd only have one client at a time, though

    you could have more

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Also, wouldn't Mystique be the only mutant whore needed?

    She's a variety pack.

    you'd only have one client at a time, though

    you could have more

    True

    BUT

    most would prefer to avoid devil's threesomes

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Also, wouldn't Mystique be the only mutant whore needed?

    She's a variety pack.

    you'd only have one client at a time, though

    with that attitude, sure

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    can't wait to fuck some dogs

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Also, wouldn't Mystique be the only mutant whore needed?

    She's a variety pack.

    you'd only have one client at a time, though

    Marty You're Not Thinking 4th Dimensionally

    You're in a world with Mr. Sinister, who could make clones of Mystique.

    EDIT: Also, mix in Multiple Man's power, and it's like a buffet.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I can say now with confidence that Jubilee is kinkier than Storm (Rogue is kinkier than both, but she can't work due to her powers, the useless bitch). Prof X and Gambit are also basically in it for the money.

    Also the music in this game is 90's esque RnB beats, which gives it a... strange feel.

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  • NotYouNotYou Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    I can say now with confidence that Jubilee is kinkier than Storm (Rogue is kinkier than both, but she can't work due to her powers, the useless bitch). Prof X and Gambit are also basically in it for the money.

    Also the music in this game is 90's esque RnB beats, which gives it a... strange feel.

    rouge can work. the guys just have to wear a rubber.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    rouge

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    rouge

    I hope you wasn't trying to correct him.

    That'd be hilarious.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited November 2010
    this is a game I would buy for ds for like a dollar

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    rouge

    I hope you wasn't trying to correct him.

    That'd be hilarious.

    he weren't

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    rouge

    I hope you wasn't trying to correct him.

    That'd be hilarious.

    he weren't

    I would of but I am not bright.

    Its a cures.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon I can't stop. This is all I have left.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Huh... this is amusing.

    How do you assign a client to one of the girls?

    Edit: Nevermind, I got it.

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