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Secret Sodomites V: I (should) know where you live!

ElkiElki hegemonglobalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
It's that time of the year, again.

You will signup, as good little boys and girls do, and send your addresses to me. Trust, me I will not make you all send gifts to me, and make out like a bandit. Promise. Trust me, I'm a mod.


And now for rules, and general guidelines.


1: People I don't know, nubs, and those who didn't send shit out last year (except for that one guy who knows he is - we're tight, unlike your mom's asshole) will be rejected. It's just how it is.

2: Don't bitch because you don't like the gift you got. That's lame.

3: Things you are not allowed to give: Yourself, anything belonging to your biological self, or anybody else's biological self. Yeah, I think that will cover it. I'm not gonna put any kind of spending floor, here, because that would be lame. Get whatever you think is cool. Also, there isn't a ceiling either.

4: Don't send me a PM with your address until I tell you to (or add your name to the list in the OP).

5: The pairings will be random, but I'll try to rematch if someone gets the same person they got the year before. And don't ask me to be paired with anybody. I won't do it, I tell you. Not for nothing.
Spoiler:

6: Tell me if you are/aren't down with international shipping. I hear the shipping is a bitch (you can use online stores, though).

7: I might add more stuff later.

8: I will send out addresses at <month>, <day>. We'll think of something.

9: How do you feel about getting NSFW gifts? Let me know if you think your parents will open them, or something (if you're not 18, for the love of God say so).

10: When you PM me, remember to include your name. Addressing a package to a "fighting fillipino" or a Quid might cause some confusion.

11: Christmas gifts should arrive before Christmas ends. You've got to do things, proper, mmk?

12: Send a gift! Something might happen if you don't.

13: Seriously, stop forgetting sending me names with your addresses. Why are you so fucking stupid? God!




If your name is in this list, send a PM with your name and address, and if you don't want NSFW gifts tell me.

The List:
Alexander
amateurhour
an_alt
Asiina
BobCesca
Casual Eddy
clownfood
Coldred
DasUberEdward
DevoutlyApathetic
Dynagrip
Dyrwen66
ElJeffe
Elki
Feral
Forar
Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud
Gooey
Hacksaw
Hakkekage
Haphazard
Hylianbunny
JamesKeenan
japan
jeepguy
JPants
Kilroy
KungFu
LaOs
Malkor
Medopine
Mojo_Jojo
Mom2Kat
Nocturne
Nova_C
Oboro
Organichu
Proto
Quid
redx
radroadkill
Richy
Robos A Go Go
Senjutsu
Sheep
skippydumptruck
Speaker
TehSpectre
Thanatos
The Cat
Tofystedeth
Trowizilla
Variable
visiblehowl
werehippy
Wonder_Hippie

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Posts

  • VulpineVulpine Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I'm in, for festive jollity.

    Edit: NSFW is okay.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I will totally join if allowed with Quid vouching for me and threatening me with a knife if I don't follow the rules.

    Edit: If I can, NSFW is totally fine and, as Quid said, no international shippping due to extreme poorness.

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Last time I vouched for someone they totally negged on their gift. My word is worth nothing.

    PSN: allenquid
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Last time I vouched for someone they totally negged on their gift. My word is worth nothing.

    Yes, well, stfu and stop bringing me down. I'm your wife.

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    In.

    I pity the fool who tries to compare with last year's Sodomite.

    Though on second thought I may just rip out my eyes before opening the package given the way these things have progressed so far.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm in you fucks.

    NSFW is okay.

    I can't ship things across international waters...and um...so do we sign up here or in Elk's box? I hear it's getting pretty full lately.

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  • redxredx East Bumblefuck, PARegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My santa last year was fairly awesome, people at ebay(I think) suck though.

    I actually havenn't been screwed at all, which is kinda cool.

    All I've got is a snuggle hammer.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh, and no international please as I am poor.

    PSN: allenquid
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm in you fucks.

    NSFW is okay.

    I can't ship things across international waters...and um...so do we sign up here or in Elk's box? I hear it's getting pretty full lately.

    Elk's box is fine.
    Elk's mom's box on the other hand is pretty much always stuffed.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh and you can send me whatever as long as it's at least semi legal

    EDIT: Please do not send me a dildo

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Okay, I will play this game this year. Finally. Hopefully.

    I have nothing against NSFW gifts, but just because I condone them doesn't mean that I can think of any that would be in good taste or really all that appreciated.

    No international shipping please, I am poor. Like really poor.

    If additional people wanted to send a gift to Oboro, I might agree. ;O

    words
  • Dyrwen66Dyrwen66 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've been lurking/participating here for years, but never had the cash/job to join in. I'd like to this year though.

    Sign-up, NSFW is okay, and I can try to figure out international shipping; so that's also okay.

    "Famished dogs follow slowly as my own paws drag me to a dock, / to the last plank where I struggle to deny myself the path that every Pisces craves, /
    ... and I cough for every crater that I could see, / on the surface of that coffin we've come to call the moon." Circle Takes the Square
  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Woo woo! In, will ship anywhere, no NSFW for me.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The Cat wrote: »
    no NSFW for me.
    You're a maid right?

    PSN: allenquid
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    I would like to sign up.

    I know I'm largely a D&D nub, but hey, I just now go the urge to participate regularly, and I'd like to participate but would feel like I'd be obligated to make it video game related if I joined the G&T one.

    I don't have any stipulations. EDIT I'm a filthy liar. US only please.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So this winter, for the first time ever, I have a job with a respectable, steady salary. This can only mean one thing...

    For the first time ever, I am in! IN!

    North American shipping and no NSFW for me.

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    The Cat wrote: »
    no NSFW for me.
    You're a maid right?
    eh?

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The Cat wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    The Cat wrote: »
    no NSFW for me.
    You're a maid right?
    eh?
    Just saying. It's not NSFW if it's an extra uniform.

    <<

    PSN: allenquid
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    The Cat wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    The Cat wrote: »
    no NSFW for me.
    You're a maid right?
    eh?
    Just saying. It's not NSFW if it's an extra uniform.

    <<

    Wonk wonk woooonnnnk.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Since I am indeed a Sodomite, I am in! That is if you'll let me, I'm newish. :P
    NSFW is fine, but no international.
    I am excited about this!

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    The Cat wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    The Cat wrote: »
    no NSFW for me.
    You're a maid right?
    eh?
    Just saying. It's not NSFW if it's an extra uniform.

    <<

    <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

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  • CimmeriiCimmerii SpaceOperaGhost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I would like to emerge from my corner of lurking and participate this year!

    I can get someone an awesome Nintendo thing. Or something. :rotate:

    No nsfw, pretty please, and continental North America is preferable, as I'm not overflowing with cash.

    This has been a drunk post by SpaceOperaGhost.
  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm guessing i still fall under the "newb" category, but if not, i'm in!

    North America only please, NSFW is fine if it's clever. Porn for porn's sake != clever.

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sheep wrote: »
    Wonk wonk woooonnnnk.
    CAT LAUGHED. NOW WHAT BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING WONK NOW?!

    PSN: allenquid
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'd like to participate.

    (also I'm in America, not Israel- don't lament!)

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Ragamuffin Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm in!

    I'd prefer a non-international buddy, but will take one if needed.

    NSFW is cool, I guess.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye The Woman Who Is Not Short at The Moonlite All-Nite Diner; a glass box full of bad food and good people.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'd love to participate. I'm not down with international shipping, though.

    Also, NSFW is fine, so long as it's amusing.

    Also, if he participates, don't give me Dyrwen66, and vice-versa. That's my hubby.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    I'm down this year. NSFW is whatevers, good with international shipping (hooray Amazon?).

    Spoiler:
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm in.

    Anything is fine, I'm a big girl and can handle NSFW.

    Would prefer to have shipping within Europe, but other international is ok, I guess.

    EDIT: obviously, if japan signs up for this one, as he's already getting a present from me, it might be better if he wasn't my secret santee, and vice-versa.

  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Count me in.

    EDIT: Non-international, please (Canada is okay).

    EDIT THE SECOND: NSFW is fine so long as you don't send me sex toys.

  • TrowizillaTrowizilla Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I would like to join in! Didn't participate last year, but I've been here long enough that I hope I don't count as a nub.

    Preferably North America shipping; no NSFW, since I buy myself that kind of present.

  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Wonk wonk woooonnnnk.
    CAT LAUGHED. NOW WHAT BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING WONK NOW?!

    That was pretty damned funny, Quid.

    Anyway, Elki... I'm in and will ship to anywhere. NSFW would be all right with me, I suppose, but you* definitely don't have to swing that way.

    *you being my theoretical Sodomite.
    Spoiler:

  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I'd love to participate. I'm not down with international shipping, though.

    Also, NSFW is fine, so long as it's amusing.

    Also, if he participates, don't give me Dyrwen66, and vice-versa. That's my hubby.

    You're aware he was the non-whack champion one year, right?

    And... awwww!

  • clownfoodclownfood packet pusher in the wallsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I would like to participate...

    Although I am kinda unknown i suppose.

    If accepted, i can ship anywhere and NSFW is fine.

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The ways things are going, everyone is getting rubber dildos. That would be magical

  • PasserbyePasserbye The Woman Who Is Not Short at The Moonlite All-Nite Diner; a glass box full of bad food and good people.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    LaOs wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I'd love to participate. I'm not down with international shipping, though.

    Also, NSFW is fine, so long as it's amusing.

    Also, if he participates, don't give me Dyrwen66, and vice-versa. That's my hubby.

    You're aware he was the non-whack champion one year, right?

    And... awwww!

    What's a non-whack championship? He's asleep so I can't ask him.

    Edit: Also, aren't you one of the ones who awwwww'd over our stories in the Schoville units thread?

  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You do not know me Elks. This is entirely your loss as I am ten kinds of awesome.

    Also, I would like to be in on this. Shipping anywhere is fine and dandy, as is NSFW stuff*.

    *I have Anal Machine volumes 1 through 87 already, so don't get me those.

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Ragamuffin Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bogart wrote: »
    You do not know me Elks. This is entirely your loss as I am ten kinds of awesome.

    Also, I would like to be in on this. Shipping anywhere is fine and dandy, as is NSFW stuff*.

    *I have Anal Machine volumes 1 through 87 already, so don't get me those.

    So, Anal Machine: The Movie would be a good choice?

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That depends on whether they sacrificed the heart, soul, labyrinthine plotting and hard-hitting dialogue of the original 87 volumes of Anal Machine to make a cheap piece of cash-in exploitation.

    I can't stand it when Hollywood bastardises the classics.

  • 1ddqd1ddqd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Signup commenced! No NSFW for me, please. International will only make the cost of the gift less :-/

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