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Secret Sodomites V: I (should) know where you live!

ElkiElki hegemonglobalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
It's that time of the year, again.

You will signup, as good little boys and girls do, and send your addresses to me. Trust, me I will not make you all send gifts to me, and make out like a bandit. Promise. Trust me, I'm a mod.


And now for rules, and general guidelines.


1: People I don't know, nubs, and those who didn't send shit out last year (except for that one guy who knows he is - we're tight, unlike your mom's asshole) will be rejected. It's just how it is.

2: Don't bitch because you don't like the gift you got. That's lame.

3: Things you are not allowed to give: Yourself, anything belonging to your biological self, or anybody else's biological self. Yeah, I think that will cover it. I'm not gonna put any kind of spending floor, here, because that would be lame. Get whatever you think is cool. Also, there isn't a ceiling either.

4: Don't send me a PM with your address until I tell you to (or add your name to the list in the OP).

5: The pairings will be random, but I'll try to rematch if someone gets the same person they got the year before. And don't ask me to be paired with anybody. I won't do it, I tell you. Not for nothing.
Spoiler:

6: Tell me if you are/aren't down with international shipping. I hear the shipping is a bitch (you can use online stores, though).

7: I might add more stuff later.

8: I will send out addresses at <month>, <day>. We'll think of something.

9: How do you feel about getting NSFW gifts? Let me know if you think your parents will open them, or something (if you're not 18, for the love of God say so).

10: When you PM me, remember to include your name. Addressing a package to a "fighting fillipino" or a Quid might cause some confusion.

11: Christmas gifts should arrive before Christmas ends. You've got to do things, proper, mmk?

12: Send a gift! Something might happen if you don't.

13: Seriously, stop forgetting sending me names with your addresses. Why are you so fucking stupid? God!




If your name is in this list, send a PM with your name and address, and if you don't want NSFW gifts tell me.

The List:
Alexander
amateurhour
an_alt
Asiina
BobCesca
Casual Eddy
clownfood
Coldred
DasUberEdward
DevoutlyApathetic
Dynagrip
Dyrwen66
ElJeffe
Elki
Feral
Forar
Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud
Gooey
Hacksaw
Hakkekage
Haphazard
Hylianbunny
JamesKeenan
japan
jeepguy
JPants
Kilroy
KungFu
LaOs
Malkor
Medopine
Mojo_Jojo
Mom2Kat
Nocturne
Nova_C
Oboro
Organichu
Proto
Quid
redx
radroadkill
Richy
Robos A Go Go
Senjutsu
Sheep
skippydumptruck
Speaker
TehSpectre
Thanatos
The Cat
Tofystedeth
Trowizilla
Variable
visiblehowl
werehippy
Wonder_Hippie

Elki on
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Posts

  • redxredx East Bumblefuck, PARegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    yay, presents from people I don't know.

    I'm ok with NSFW stuff, and international shipping.

    The best-laid keikaku o' mice an' men gang aft agley
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Apparently we are.

    I'm in, and down for shipping in the North Americas. NSFW is fine if that's what floats your boat

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am all up ins the gift swapping, North America only please.

  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Are we signing up in here or by PMs?

    usually here.

    then he'll ask for address PMs in groups.

    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Proto wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Are we signing up in here or by PMs?

    usually here.

    then he'll ask for address PMs in groups.

    I thought he wanted PMs to sign up last year or something.

    Elki's always trying to mess with things

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • VariableVariable Weed and Masturbation Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am in.

    Steam Profile - Variable114 | WiiU - Variable | 3DS - 3866-8105-7478
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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    also. totally in!

    no NSFW.
    international is alright, but i'd prefer north america.

    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Sign up, no NSFW!

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh, I didn't get to play last year because I was deployed but I am so fucking down this year. I'm willing to receive a domestic santee or one from our neighbor to the north (I don't trust latin-american postal services at all so sorry about that, wouldn't want your shit to get lost). I promise to attempt to come up with something creative.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jeeps I know what you can get me for christmas :winky:

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • KilroyKilroy The Architect Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Whoo, presents! North America only, and no NSFW for me, I believe shall be my stipulations.

  • VariableVariable Weed and Masturbation Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    elki, do you have a list anywhere of the pairs the last few years? I don't expect you do but if you do I want to know.

    Steam Profile - Variable114 | WiiU - Variable | 3DS - 3866-8105-7478
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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    I wanted to participate this year.

    But I do not know which one. G&T or D&D? I see some poster overlap.

    Basically, who gives the better gifts?

    :P

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Well, im......kinda new here. I would love to participate. Im an Aussie, so i would prefer non-international gifting but if that ain't possible, i could probably swing it.

    NSFW is cool, but I would prefer not to get a huge rubber dong in the mail
    Spoiler:

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    In.

    NSFW is okay. Actually, it's encouraged.

    Rubber dongs okay. As long as it's not, like, a regular pink rubber dong that I can get on one of the porn shops that grow like toadstools in the Tenderloin. That's kinda boring. But if it's like, rubber dong with a top hat and cane that dances and sings "Ragtime Gal", that would be totally awesome.

    Also, don't be like whoever that douche was last year and not send me anything. Seriously. You know who you are.

    Do they make dongs like that? They should.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
  • redxredx East Bumblefuck, PARegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    In.

    NSFW is okay. Actually, it's encouraged.

    Rubber dongs okay. As long as it's not, like, a regular pink rubber dong that I can get on one of the porn shops that grow like toadstools in the Tenderloin. That's kinda boring. But if it's like, rubber dong with a top hat and cane that dances and sings "Ragtime Gal", that would be totally awesome.

    Also, don't be like whoever that douche was last year and not send me anything. Seriously. You know who you are.

    Do they make dongs like that? They should.

    You know, it really shouldn't be that hard to cast a rubber dong. Just make a plaster negative, and scavanage some bits from a wireless remote(with rumble) and a little mp3 player...

    You don't have weird alergies to synthtics do you?

    The best-laid keikaku o' mice an' men gang aft agley
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm down for my first secret gifting EVAR.

    NSFW is fine, prefer North America for shipping.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    redx wrote: »
    You know, it really shouldn't be that hard to cast a rubber dong. Just make a plaster negative, and scavanage some bits from a wireless remote(with rumble) and a little mp3 player...

    You don't have weird alergies to synthtics do you?

    Actually I have a do-it-yourself penis moulding kit I've been planning to use for a while...

    I was going to cut it short and put it on a leather facial harness for use as a ball-gag.

    But I think maybe buying one of those dancing hamsters from Walgreens and swapping out the internals and hacking in a cheap MP3 player from Woot is a far superior idea.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Jeeps I know what you can get me for christmas :winky:


    No dice, Elki said I can't mail myself to you.

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Elki: <3<3<3

    All has been forgiven.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am in like a mofo.

    Edit: Wait, we're letting whatshisface do this?

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    In.

    NSFW is okay. Actually, it's encouraged.

    Rubber dongs okay. As long as it's not, like, a regular pink rubber dong that I can get on one of the porn shops that grow like toadstools in the Tenderloin. That's kinda boring. But if it's like, rubber dong with a top hat and cane that dances and sings "Ragtime Gal", that would be totally awesome.

    Also, don't be like whoever that douche was last year and not send me anything. Seriously. You know who you are.

    Do they make dongs like that? They should.

    Actually, I take it back.

    You can send me a rubber dong as long as it is at least three inches across and addressed to the sphincter of whoever didn't send me presents last year.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • Simon MoonSimon Moon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I would like to play.

    Steam: simon moon
  • VulpineVulpine Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I'm in, for festive jollity.

    Edit: NSFW is okay.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I will totally join if allowed with Quid vouching for me and threatening me with a knife if I don't follow the rules.

    Edit: If I can, NSFW is totally fine and, as Quid said, no international shippping due to extreme poorness.

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Last time I vouched for someone they totally negged on their gift. My word is worth nothing.

  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Last time I vouched for someone they totally negged on their gift. My word is worth nothing.

    Yes, well, stfu and stop bringing me down. I'm your wife.

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    In.

    I pity the fool who tries to compare with last year's Sodomite.

    Though on second thought I may just rip out my eyes before opening the package given the way these things have progressed so far.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm in you fucks.

    NSFW is okay.

    I can't ship things across international waters...and um...so do we sign up here or in Elk's box? I hear it's getting pretty full lately.

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  • redxredx East Bumblefuck, PARegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My santa last year was fairly awesome, people at ebay(I think) suck though.

    I actually havenn't been screwed at all, which is kinda cool.

    The best-laid keikaku o' mice an' men gang aft agley
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh, and no international please as I am poor.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm in you fucks.

    NSFW is okay.

    I can't ship things across international waters...and um...so do we sign up here or in Elk's box? I hear it's getting pretty full lately.

    Elk's box is fine.
    Elk's mom's box on the other hand is pretty much always stuffed.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh and you can send me whatever as long as it's at least semi legal

    EDIT: Please do not send me a dildo

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Okay, I will play this game this year. Finally. Hopefully.

    I have nothing against NSFW gifts, but just because I condone them doesn't mean that I can think of any that would be in good taste or really all that appreciated.

    No international shipping please, I am poor. Like really poor.

    If additional people wanted to send a gift to Oboro, I might agree. ;O

    words
  • Dyrwen66Dyrwen66 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've been lurking/participating here for years, but never had the cash/job to join in. I'd like to this year though.

    Sign-up, NSFW is okay, and I can try to figure out international shipping; so that's also okay.

    "Famished dogs follow slowly as my own paws drag me to a dock, / to the last plank where I struggle to deny myself the path that every Pisces craves, /
    ... and I cough for every crater that I could see, / on the surface of that coffin we've come to call the moon." Circle Takes the Square
  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Woo woo! In, will ship anywhere, no NSFW for me.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The Cat wrote: »
    no NSFW for me.
    You're a maid right?

  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    I would like to sign up.

    I know I'm largely a D&D nub, but hey, I just now go the urge to participate regularly, and I'd like to participate but would feel like I'd be obligated to make it video game related if I joined the G&T one.

    I don't have any stipulations. EDIT I'm a filthy liar. US only please.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So this winter, for the first time ever, I have a job with a respectable, steady salary. This can only mean one thing...

    For the first time ever, I am in! IN!

    North American shipping and no NSFW for me.

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