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[Glossolalia ++] Adventures of the Ursa Majoris
DE?AD
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The Scatomancer of
Starfish Cove
Starfish Cove
Starring
Beartranaut as Shipsinger Gary
Dubh as First Mate Dubh Stubblylegs
Speed Racer as Speed Adept Speed Rider
Antimatter as Security Officer Matt
FlatEric as Covert-Ops Specialist Erick
Fort1tude as Pyro Adept Farthitude
Tommy2Hands as Wilderness Adept Tommy Wings
LockOut as Mortis Adept Locth D'Out
and introducing Morkath as a Skrool
Beartranaut as Shipsinger Gary
Dubh as First Mate Dubh Stubblylegs
Speed Racer as Speed Adept Speed Rider
Antimatter as Security Officer Matt
FlatEric as Covert-Ops Specialist Erick
Fort1tude as Pyro Adept Farthitude
Tommy2Hands as Wilderness Adept Tommy Wings
LockOut as Mortis Adept Locth D'Out
and introducing Morkath as a Skrool
High above the once peaceful waters of Starfish Cove, beside an ancient keep now turned to rubble and ruin, a battle rages. In the city below, the townsfolk stand, too shocked to move, staring up in a mixture of horror and wonder as two gods battle on the outstretched arm of the bay.
A scatological god given form, a monstrosity of writhing tentacles and flapping wings, sits in the air above the once impressive keep - his humanoid face the only trace of his mortal origin.
Facing him, a ship of steel and speed - a streamlined vessel wrapped in a protective shield of crackling energy. Aboard the ship, a handful of brave adventurers stand, chosen by destiny to stop the monster before them.
They battle here, above the once peaceful blue-green waters, shit and sparks raining down on the town below with each earth-trembling blow, the fate of the city, and possibly the world, hanging in the balance.
Wow, we actually made it to a hundred, nice.
Alright, you know the deal - New round. Crew of the Ursa Major move first.
Make it count, people.
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...and, yeah, you guys should probably be pooling resources and trying to pull of Schemas at this point. Remember, do something cool enough, and you earn a bonus.
Also, Speed, your idea of modifying the Dagger-Class canons to fire people is perfectly fine.
Damn it, he's going to push me in now!
Finally making it to the bridge, Wings sees the bear rocking out and rushes over to him. "Man, you fucking rock, but I have something that will make you even better!"
Wiggling his fingers, and feeling a rush of mancery through him, Tommy rips the leaves off a nearby house plant, and tries 'baking' them in magical energies, to turn them into pure Rock Radishes.
4d6 → [5,2,3,4] = (14)
This is what I'm talkin' about.
Of course not because without the power of the speed force you won't be able to survive the incredible acceleration.
Or, for an in-character explanation, of course not because I don't want you having any of the credit for defeating the Scatomancer.
All right, so, Dubh, Gary, and Erick, are you guys in on supporting my attack roll?
Who decides what Grezzibel does each round? Bear I'm guessing?
Let me tell you about video games. Let me tell you about Homestuck
Bluntsmanship was called upon, Bluntsmanship you shall recive.
And after this battle is over, I'm so gonna try and score with that engineer chick.
Third serving or not, if I have to get syphilis to be part of the the group, then by god, I'll get syphilis.
Also, I love that I don't even know you guys yet, and I just make shrooms for you. I'm way too nice sometimes.
Y'know... just FYI.
You need to know: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=8993893&highlight=bears#post8993893
Wait was that a typo or did Bear make a post that I missed.
Let me tell you about video games. Let me tell you about Homestuck
Hmm, perhaps I should rethink this.
Yeah, but I'm using my ablities as a Druid, not as a Dragon.
Let me tell you about video games. Let me tell you about Homestuck
whoops
still helping the roll
I figure I can uses my Dragonish charms to woo her.
...
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Chicks dig stoners, right?
I'm talking about his "Do you remember the gay bar" question.
Oh, okay, I remember now. I didn't know if you weren't talking about my thing since it uses like five people.
Let me tell you about video games. Let me tell you about Homestuck
I call sommuning up drugs for everyone to rocktrip on
A rocktrip is just like a normal trip, except it gives you the skills to rock faces off!
whoever needs it
Drugs are restriced, yes?
Make it happen!
That or summon me up a skull bong,
We're gonna need something big for what I'm cookin'
Researcher of Restricted Data
Roll(3d6)+0:
5,2,3,+0
Total:10
Next time man.
"URSA, ACTIVATE FURIOUS STYLES - TURNTABLISM"
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Remeber, I am making you drugs free of charge.
Rude titties could be flopping about.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Be that way.
EDIT: Dubh, you better be setting me up for some fun times. Otherwise I will eat you.
Then set me up goddamnit, because I didn't keep that stat in charisma. By the way, DE?AD, is it possible to get new stat's of our choosing when we level up? or do you just upgrade our old stats?