They come in 3's... McMahon, Farrah and... Michael Jackson?

MistaCreepy · June 2009

CoWorker just linked me to tmz.com apparently Michael Jackson was taken to a hospital in LA with Cardiac Arrest. Words from the family members indicate that things dont look good. Im still looking for this to be picked up by the major news sites but it is appearing on a lot of local news websites.

Edit: Its on Yahoo now

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/michael-jackson-rushed-to-hospital-report/24333

Enns · June 2009

The Michael Jackson I grew up with dances in pyramids with pharaohs. Or yelling at his sister in space. Or his "comeback" in 99 or so where he dances 30s gangsters to death.

Oh woe is me.

Raneados · June 2009

Kazhiim wrote: »

he'll rise from the grave and do a little dance

maybe make a little love

just generally get down tonight I suppose

Kazhiim · June 2009

I do not suspect that Michael Jackson will be making love ever again, Raneados.

Melding · June 2009

Man, i remember when he looked like a normal human and made good music. Too bad he went crazy and such. Can't say I'll miss him but isn't he only like 40 something?

NotASenator · June 2009

The AmSci twitter said "He took the Farrah news pretty hard, it seems."

#pipe · June 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEHVR9Hj_b0

Raneados · June 2009

Kazhiim wrote: »

I do not suspect that Michael Jackson will be making love ever again, Raneados.

his dying wish is an inflatable cherub to

you know

wink wink

nudge nudge

Spoiler:

Drew-B · June 2009

Enns wrote: »

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31552029/ns/entertainment-music/

Is that considered "major news?"

It's major news to their audience, absolutely, which is who they cater to.

I mean, most Americans would probably think Michael Jackson having a heart attack is somewhat big news. It might not be 'important' or 'major' news...but like I said, they cater to their audience.

Besides, 24/7 news cycle, etc., etc.

Pony · June 2009

NotACrook wrote: »

The AmSci twitter said "He took the Farrah news pretty hard, it seems."

Now this deserves a link to hiyoooo.com

autono-wally, erotibot300 · June 2009

This is just a fake death to celebrate the release of Thriller II

NotASenator · June 2009

But seriously, what a pedophile.

Raneados · June 2009

I think Michael jackson having a heart attack and maybe dying is pretty big news

I think anyone over 15 thinks this way

Raneados · June 2009

NotACrook wrote: »

But seriously, what a pedophile.

hey

hey

acquitted

Kazhiim · June 2009

you guys laugh now, but Ed Asner or someone is gonna die to balance things out

Macro9 · June 2009

MJ is a joke now but as a kid that dude was awesome to me.

Loomdun · June 2009

He'll be with all the little children in the sky now

autono-wally, erotibot300 · June 2009

Macro9 wrote: »

MJ is a joke now but as a kid that dude was awesome to me.

Yeah, I enjoyed many of his sdongs when I was younger

Raneados · June 2009

sdongs?

Monkeyfeet · June 2009

The news I'm more interested in is that North Korea said they would rain down nuclear fire on us.

TK-42-1 · June 2009

so tmz apparently says he died but thats real credible.

dude was a prat but he made some fucking awesome music.

NotASenator · June 2009

We are absolutely missing out on the real news here: Ownership of Northern Songs.

The Geebs That Is A Pony · June 2009

Kazhiim wrote: »

you guys laugh now, but Ed Asner or someone is gonna die to balance things out

uh excuse me ed mcmahon already fulfilled the beloved old man dying portion of the trifecta

Starfuck · June 2009

the guys music is great
the whole diddling little boys thing, not so much

good riddens

Macro9 · June 2009

autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »

Macro9 wrote: »

MJ is a joke now but as a kid that dude was awesome to me.

Yeah, I enjoyed many of his sdongs when I was younger

Try a little harder next time.

The Geebs That Is A Pony · June 2009

#pipe wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEHVR9Hj_b0

it's things like this that make me wish dave chappelle didn't lose his damn mind

Drew-B · June 2009

Monkeyfeet wrote: »

The news I'm more interested in is that North Korea said they would rain down nuclear fire on us.

So do a Google news search for North Korea and read one of the 3,000 articles written on the topic today.

Sheesh, when are people going to realize that the mainstream media doesn't set the agenda anymore. You do.

mcp · June 2009

His older stuff is good.

I still like Off the Wall.

I remember seeing an interview with Janet, I think it was. They were asking her about all the plastic surgery. She said something that he was just trying to perfect himself.

Apparently by making his chin look like a butt.

Monkeyfeet · June 2009

wut?

Viscount Islands · June 2009

Monkeyfeet wrote: »

The news I'm more interested in is that North Korea said they would rain down nuclear fire on us.

Then we might all end up looking like MJ!

Raneados · June 2009

guys it's official

Michael Jackson has died

aged 50

Fallout · June 2009

dave chapelle didn't lose his mind, he seems like a really sane guy actually. check out the inside the actor's studio he was on, it's really interesting.

Enns wrote: »

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31552029/ns/entertainment-music/

Is that considered "major news?"

Are you high? he's fucking michael jackson

thanimations · June 2009

Raneados wrote: »

guys it's official

Michael Jackson has died

aged 50

Official where?

Snowbeat · June 2009

where do you see this

Dislexic · June 2009

mcp wrote: »

His older stuff is good.

I still like Off the Wall.

I remember seeing an interview with Janet, I think it was. They were asking her about all the plastic surgery. She said something that he was just trying to perfect himself.

Apparently by making his chin look like a butt.

and his nose look like a fish hook

Drew-B · June 2009

Holy

fucking

Shit

http://drudgereport.com/

t monkeyfeet: Nevermind, I think I just misunderstood the tone of your post

autono-wally, erotibot300 · June 2009

Macro9 wrote: »

autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »

Macro9 wrote: »

MJ is a joke now but as a kid that dude was awesome to me.

Yeah, I enjoyed many of his sdongs when I was younger

Try a little harder next time.

That's what your mother said!

I'm sorry. I'm kind of stressed at the moment and not really able to be funny

Raneados · June 2009

well I say official but I got it from tmz

Snowbeat · June 2009

damnit rane

Hakunin · June 2009

Damn.

If this is true then I'm a sad person right now indeed.

thanimations · June 2009

oh

geez you almost gave me a heart attack

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They come in 3's... McMahon, Farrah and... Michael Jackson?

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