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[miniphalla] Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Fanfiction - Neo New York is saved!

Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC!Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Critical Failures
The year is 2053. Basketball is dead.

Welcome to Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Fanfiction: Phalla

This is a miniphalla, done by yours truly (and kime, who's helping me handle spreadsheets and the like). It is a small scale version of a phalla, just like how 21 is like a simple version of actual NBA regulated b-ball. All the standards rules of phalla and b-ball are applied.

As is usual of me, this is a rather simple phalla with some quirks here and there. However, there are still things you all need to know:
  • I will not tolerate any jackassery in this phalla. You hate a player? Fine. Do not use this phalla as a stand for your hate, nor shall you use it to insult whatever damn please you. This will be enforced.
  • Knowledge of the source is recommended for maximum enjoyment. However, do not rely on said knowledge to completely guide you – I will be changing details and not stay too faithful to the events.
  • There are no hard rules on reveals or role calls, though be prepared to deal with the consequences if revealing ends with you getting a spiked b-ball through the face.
  • The threshold for activity is set at "3 posts, 1 vote". Failing either one of these requirements will net you a warning; get three warnings and you are out of the game. Also, I'll appreciate it greatly if your votes are accompanied by a sound reasoning, although I will not be enforcing said rule.
  • I am not disclosing how ties are handled, nor the order of actions other than the vote going first.
  • The day ends at 10h00 EST/EDT. As is usual with me, expect narration to come very soon after it.
  • If you got any more questions, do not be afraid to ask me in bold orange. Note that I answer to help the same way I am asked for it.
Sign up in whatever color you like, we will begin when we are ready.

And remember: if you can't slam like the best, then jam with the rest.

PLAYERS


1. B:L - Neo New York Citizen
2. Zandracon - Charles Barkley (Barkley Family)

3. dunedainjedi - Balthios James (Vigilante)
4. SimpsonParadox - Hoopz Barkley (Barkley Family)
5. Fatal3RR0R - Neo New York Citizen
6. Erich Zahn - Neo New York Citizen
7. iamtheaznman
- Larry Bird (Seer)
8. PowerPuppies - Cyberdwarf (Guard)

9. simonwolf - Neo New York Citizen
10. Faynor - Pump (Serial Killer/Narrator)

11. garroad_ran - Zalatar (Backup Vig)
12.[strike] DasUberEdward[/strike] samurai6966 - Neo New York Citizen
13. Captain Eleven - Neo New York Citizen
14. SpectralSpork - Neo New York Citizen
15. Orange Soda
- Neo New York Citizen
16. Thetheroo - Neo New York Citizen
17. Zerinan
- Neo New York Citizen
18. Obbi - Vinceborg 2050 (B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.)
19. Cleonicus - Michael Jordan (B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.)

20. Dunadan019 - Neo New York Citizen

RESERVES


2. Egos
3. Toxic Toys
4. Daius
5. Shalmelo

NARRATION

Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4

MISCELLANEOUS INFO

Villagers Role PM
You are... A citizen of Neo New York.

Life is hard in the post-cyberpocalypse. Food is scarce, medecine is scarcer, and it has been three years since you last saw insulin. The B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. menace is omnipresent in your daily lives, and just when you thought it wouldn't get any worse, that son of a bitch Charles Barkley still couldn't handle his fucking basketball being banned and thus he just went and Chaos Dunk'd the entirety of Manhattan over it.

You've had enough. Now is the time to take matters in your own hands.

Ability: While you do not have any special abilities, together with other villagers you can make a difference. Every day, vote for whoever you think is suspicious in !red. Whoever has the most votes by the end of the day will be lynched.

Victory Condition: Danger is roaming Neo New York, and it is all up to you to stop it in its tracks. You win once all those who wish the destruction of Neo New York are defeated.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !Shut Up and Jam.

    B:L on
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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !sign up

    Zandracon on
  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Will it make sense?

    dunedainjedi on
  • SimpsonsParadoxSimpsonsParadox Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !Color me lime'd

    SimpsonsParadox on
  • Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User
    edited September 2009
    I have nothing witty to say.

    Fatal3RR0R on
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  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    SLAM ON

    Edith Upwards on
  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited September 2009
    !Sign up

    iamtheaznman on
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sign up

    No insults at all?!?!?!?

    Powerpuppies on
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sub me in, chief!

    simonwolf on
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sign up

    No insults at all?!?!?!?

    Obviously memetic stuff and saying that so and so idea is dumb is still allowed. If stuff degenerates in flamewar however I will take action and you will not like it.

    That rule is mostly for respect.

    Dac Vin on
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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !Sign up

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Let's jam!

    garroad_ran on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    YES!

    DasUberEdward on
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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    SHUT UP AND JAM

    Captain Eleven on
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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Spork On!

    SpectralSpork on
  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !sign up

    Orange Soda on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I just played this and it was so awesome.

    !Sign up, and has there been any word about a sequel?

    Thetheroo on
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hey TTR what is the oatway gambit?

    Powerpuppies on
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh, it's where a good guy who is about to die to the vote pretends to be a bad guy in order to get in contact with other bad guys to then reveal them to the thread after the vote. Not everyone calls it the Oatway Gambit, mostly just me because I saw Oatway use it most effectively.

    Thetheroo on
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Sign the [email protected] up!

    Zerinan on
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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    !Hey, why not!

    Obbi on
  • CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sign up

    Cleonicus on
    Debate 'n' DeHockey team: Astronauts
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Sign up

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Well this was fast. I'm still finalising the role PMs and thought about starting tomorrow at 10pm but if you want to begin right now I can do that too.

    Dac Vin on
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  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Right now works for me.

    Zerinan on
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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tonight is cool.

    Captain Eleven on
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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I can reserve if you need em

    Egos on
  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm down with starting tonight!

    garroad_ran on
  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    nao is fine.

    Edith Upwards on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Now is the time!
    Now is coward killin' time!

    Obbi on
  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited September 2009
    gogogo dac.

    dunedainjedi on
  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    garroad_ran on
  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Zerinan wrote: »
    Right now works for me.

    Orange Soda on
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Alright, then I guess it's clear.

    We'll begin in 30-45 minutes. The day will be extended by one hour to compensate.

    Dac Vin on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Is this game going to be cool?

    I'll reserve up if so.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Prologue

    "For the news today, the B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. agent known as the Ultimate Hellbane struck again, killing two employees of Square-Enix-Goya in Neo New York, once again with zaubers. This put at 32 his current kill count, and assure him of the death sentence should he ever be caught.

    That is all for today, join us tomorrow when we-

    oh

    oh my god

    Man-Manhattan has just been obliterated! The whole of it is gone! GONE! Early report put the dead at 15 million! oh my god this is awful! Details are still scarce, but it is believed that a chaos dunk is the cause of this... Oh wait. It's confirmed! What took Manhattan out is a Chaos Dunk! This means Charles Barkley is responsible for this massacre! Now is the time to pray, citizens, because now no one can save us..


    The Day has begun. Vote for whoever you think is B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. or part of Barkley's clique. Tonight the day ends at 11pm EST.

    If you have any questions, let me know.

    Dac Vin on
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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I believe I will start off this game with an RNG, rather than pursuing my normal wait for B:L to see if he votes for me or not.

    Random.org says 7

    iamtheaznman, until I change my vote later if something suspicious develops.

    Orange Soda on
  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Currently I am photoshopping three pictures.

    3. dunedainjedi

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  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited September 2009
    I'm sorry if this is a terribly stupid question, but everyone got the villager PM, right?

    Zerinan on
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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Villager's Role PM has been posted in the OP. Everybody got it, this is just a preventative measure.

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