I am under siege. I cannot walk my dog without being harassed by mormons. I think I need to pick a different route for walking my dog.
This time I even went to the other gate of my complex to avoid them but they started talking to me through the gate following me while I was walking. When I finally lost them I started to go in through the other gate and this guy on a bike comes up behind me and asks me to hold it open for him. I do so but when he gets through the gate he stops and starts telling me about how God left him this bike because he was wanting a bike just like it and he found it in the trash a couple of blocks away.
I don't believe in giving people a hard time for their beliefs...but I definitely don't like being hassled by them because of them.
I have never had a religious recruitment conversation last longer than, "Oh, no thanks, I'm not interested."
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edited September 2009
They accost you on the streets?
Around my parts they usually reserve themselves to door knocking and usually only once per quarter. The mormons aren't half as bad as the jehovahs witness though, those guys are really pushy...but they do it in a nice way, so you can't tell them to piss off without feeling like an ass.
I am under siege. I cannot walk my dog without being harassed by mormons. I think I need to pick a different route for walking my dog.
This time I even went to the other gate of my complex to avoid them but they started talking to me through the gate following me while I was walking. When I finally lost them I started to go in through the other gate and this guy on a bike comes up behind me and asks me to hold it open for him. I do so but when he gets through the gate he stops and starts telling me about how God left him this bike because he was wanting a bike just like it and he found it in the trash a couple of blocks away.
I don't believe in giving people a hard time for their beliefs...but I definitely don't like being hassled by them because of them.
I have never had a religious recruitment conversation last longer than, "Oh, no thanks, I'm not interested."
I do get to that. But I feel impolite interrupting them in the middle of what they are saying.
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edited September 2009
You really shouldn't, they certainly didn't feel impolite interrupting your walk.
After all your dog has some sniffing to do, and sniffing smells is serious business.
I also ran into three drunk ladies on my walk. God knows how they ended up drunk in the streets of Encinitas at 6:15 on a Sunday...but there they were. And they loved Franklin.
Actually, let me amend that. Only one of them was drunk.
So when does DeeLock get the best brother ever award?
Once we find a suitable trophy maker.
Huh... I bet that's a lame job. I would make a trophy for myself and be a winner at EVERYTHING!
Then make a few 2nd and 3rds as to not get too cocky.
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"your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
I was walking on a trail with my friends underneath an overpass and heard moaning. It was a couple having sex up underneath the overpass. I guess the sound of cars flying by gets some people all fired up in their bajangles.
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"your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
NightDragon apparently makes some fucking amaaaaaazing pasta sauce. I mean goddamn.
So you're saying the pasta sauce that you make is amazing. Sure you may be the ultimate impartial observer, but somehow I'm not even remotely convinced.
I was walking on a trail with my friends underneath an overpass and heard moaning. It was a couple having sex up underneath the overpass. I guess the sound of cars flying by gets some people all fired up in their bajangles.
It might not have been the cars. I mean, do you ever get your freak on in a bedroom and think, "Oh man the sound of these sheets rusting is just getting me so randy. And that clock ticking? Shit yes."
I was walking on a trail with my friends underneath an overpass and heard moaning. It was a couple having sex up underneath the overpass. I guess the sound of cars flying by gets some people all fired up in their bajangles.
You didn't join in?
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I was walking on a trail with my friends underneath an overpass and heard moaning. It was a couple having sex up underneath the overpass. I guess the sound of cars flying by gets some people all fired up in their bajangles.
You didn't join in?
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I was walking on a trail with my friends underneath an overpass and heard moaning. It was a couple having sex up underneath the overpass. I guess the sound of cars flying by gets some people all fired up in their bajangles.
You didn't join in?
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Hey cheerfulbear recommend me a book. An awesome book with space ships and stuff.
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edited September 2009
Yes, can you recommend me the same book, I'm sick of reading half-assed shit.
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I have never had a religious recruitment conversation last longer than, "Oh, no thanks, I'm not interested."
Around my parts they usually reserve themselves to door knocking and usually only once per quarter. The mormons aren't half as bad as the jehovahs witness though, those guys are really pushy...but they do it in a nice way, so you can't tell them to piss off without feeling like an ass.
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I'm pretty sure you can get away with just the flaming skull if you don't have a leather jacket, though.
I do get to that. But I feel impolite interrupting them in the middle of what they are saying.
After all your dog has some sniffing to do, and sniffing smells is serious business.
Actually, let me amend that. Only one of them was drunk.
NightDragon apparently makes some fucking amaaaaaazing pasta sauce. I mean goddamn.
DeeLock is black?
Once we find a suitable trophy maker.
Huh... I bet that's a lame job. I would make a trophy for myself and be a winner at EVERYTHING!
Then make a few 2nd and 3rds as to not get too cocky.
He makes Malcolm X look like Bryant Gumbel!
Uh...we're just talking bout shaft?
you're going the wrong direction
I was walking on a trail with my friends underneath an overpass and heard moaning. It was a couple having sex up underneath the overpass. I guess the sound of cars flying by gets some people all fired up in their bajangles.
This guy in H/A got kissed by a hobo.
Well then that means she owes YOU money!
no he didn't. He's a big fat liar. he made it up to get attention.
film what?
Man, some people in that thread are pissed.
Me humping your mother underneath the overpass.
She's crap by the way.
It might not have been the cars. I mean, do you ever get your freak on in a bedroom and think, "Oh man the sound of these sheets rusting is just getting me so randy. And that clock ticking? Shit yes."
You didn't join in?
My mom's been sitting in an urn on the bookshelf all afternoon. What the fuck were you humping?
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Hey cheerfulbear recommend me a book. An awesome book with space ships and stuff.
I'm totally going to read this book.
Added to my list as well, thanks Orik.
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