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Fuck my fucking life (first kiss with a homeless man)

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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Good story, grandpa!

    So, did OP get shamed into creating an alt or changing forums?

    Darkewolfe on
    What is this I don't even.
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    PheezerPheezer Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm confused and you're all dicks.

    Pheezer on
    IT'S GOT ME REACHING IN MY POCKET IT'S GOT ME FORKING OVER CASH
    CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
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    rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What!? How!
    I still want to know if he tongued his new gf

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    FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    There is no new girlfriend. There was no old girlfriend.

    I'm starting to wonder if Darwin ever even met this Tortoise fellow.

    Figgy on
    XBL : Figment3 · SteamID : Figment
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    MovitzMovitz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This seems to be blatant attention-whoring. Get a mod in here to look at things ASAP

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yeah, summon the fire brigade, or whatever

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
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    SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Figgy wrote: »
    There is no new girlfriend. There was no old girlfriend.

    I'm starting to wonder if Darwin ever even met this Tortoise fellow.

    I was so proud of myself for not posting in this thread, but damnit, the hilariousness of this needs to be acknowledged.

    Sentry on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    wrote:
    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sentry wrote: »
    Figgy wrote: »
    There is no new girlfriend. There was no old girlfriend.

    I'm starting to wonder if Darwin ever even met this Tortoise fellow.

    I was so proud of myself for not posting in this thread, but damnit, the hilariousness of this needs to be acknowledged.

    Do you think you're better than me? DO YOU?!?

    Darkewolfe on
    What is this I don't even.
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Movitz wrote: »
    This seems to be blatant attention-whoring. Get a mod in here to look at things ASAP

    What are you? The fun police?

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    SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Sentry wrote: »
    Figgy wrote: »
    There is no new girlfriend. There was no old girlfriend.

    I'm starting to wonder if Darwin ever even met this Tortoise fellow.

    I was so proud of myself for not posting in this thread, but damnit, the hilariousness of this needs to be acknowledged.

    Do you think you're better than me? DO YOU?!?

    I did... then I found out you were a beer shaman.

    As a simple wine mystic, I can only aspire to everything you've achieved.

    Sentry on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    wrote:
    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
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    EskimoDaveEskimoDave Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Figgy wrote: »
    There is no new girlfriend. There was no old girlfriend.

    I'm starting to wonder if Darwin ever even met this Tortoise fellow.

    darwinz.jpg

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