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The size of a bear that is as fat as two bears! (Fatman Thread)
Mysst
King Monkeyof Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
King Monkeyof Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
Hey brahs and brah...ettes, are you looking to maintain that lifestyle you have of eating what the fuck ever you want and doing minimal to no exercise? Do you fucking love candy? Can you eat an entire goddamn chocolate cake and wash it down with a half gallon of milk and not give a good goddamn who sees you? Is the thought that comes right after, "My belly is getting a bit pudgy", "Fuck it!"?
Then this is your thread! For you!
Then this is your thread! For you!
I went to the doctor the other day and got weighed, and surprisingly founbd myself to be around 160! Just recently I had went out and bought some new pants that were 32W and cancelled my gym membership. My name is Kawika, and I am getting fat and I don't give a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
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I need to loose 20 in 2 months...
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I'd like to lose about 25 pounds. I'm at 167 right now. Stupid relationship weight.
dip some motherfucking oreos in peanut butter.
it's like heaven only less pretend.
-Mikal-
I'm rocking over fifteen stone at the moment.
since then i've lost a considerable amount of snugness in my waistline on more than one pair of jeans. In other news: that bitch can run.
-Mikal-
this is the thread for getting fat
Yum
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Dokkan: 1668363315
I'm going to Oktoberfest this weekend.
I will come back a manmountain.
I'm going next week!
I probably won't drink anyway
I should slow down a bit maybe
FFBE: 838,975,107
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You are going to Oktoberfest, and you probably won't drink?
What?
Well I'm going to Germany, and it includes Oktoberfest. But I stopped drinking because of the assholes in my family that do drink.
Plus I don't need to show Europe what a lightweight I am
in corner A we have chili. i made it last week but it still smells edible.
on corner B there's some fajitas leftover from last night. it would probably require more work to put together, but is definitely the fresher of the two meals.
-Mikal-
This is heavier than I've ever been.
I really need to start exercising again.
You can get pouches of fat, and sew them to your body.
But that's how I got into this shape in the first place!
I thought the same things for those 9 years. Then I discovered beer and it's family.
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i'm fine with eating some of the crap i do, but i haven't been able to get any excercise since i got cut. time to hit the trails.
backPAX anyone?
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
You think I don't drink oh ho ho ho
why don't you cry about it into a tub of ice cream?
hey is blue bell ice cream a nation wide brand or is that more of a local flair?
-Mikal-
What?
How tall are you? Like 3 ft?
awm
abloo nom hoo hoo
I just need to get back to running and working out again but fucking shit Florida is the worst for working out.
morbidly obese just means his BMI is over 40...
or is over 100 lbs overweight... so if he's 3'0 and 165 that's about right. or if he's just a big dude.
-Mikal-
Have you tried heroin?
Tapeworms?
Just eat like me. That'll do it.
if you're gonna do drugs to lose weight, at least do the kind that work: cocaine.
Heroin addicts are skinny because they can't afford to pay for food.
also don't do coke. it makes you like amy winehouse.
-Mikal-