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Pain don't hurt, little hand says it's time to rock and roll, SWAYZE IS DEAD

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The only people who don't think dancing is manly either
    A: Don't know how to dance or
    B: Are more interested in appearing "manly" than having sex with women

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2009
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hahaha

    edit: Buster knows what's up

    Dancing is what's up

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    The only people who don't think dancing is manly either
    A: Don't know how to dance or
    B: Are more interested in appearing "manly" than having sex with women


    I fall squarely in category A.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    seriously, being able to dance will get you tail like whoa

    i only half know how to dance and the ladies still love it

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    im really bad at dancing but ballroom is fun

    and ladies dont even care how good you are anyway

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Apparently I get kurt russell and patrick swayze confused.
    me too!

    I was going to quote big trouble in little china but I caught myself before I did

    I just saw the blueray edition of that in BestBuy, the other day. Made me wish I had a ps3 (as I hear that standard blueray players have hella load times for some reason).

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    do9es kanye west has a twitter

    has anyone told him that the president of the united states called him a jackass

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    do9es kanye west has a twitter

    has anyone told him that the president of the united states called him a jackass

    That was the best thing ever.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    and ladies dont even care how good you are anyway

    This is not even close to true. They don't usually care if you can't dance but almost always care if you can.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    dancing is bullshit

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh come now, Pip. All you gotta do is throw your sombrero to the ground and prance around it.

    Butters on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    jon you sonofabitch

    also, commando is the best movie folks

    just needed to clear up some confusion

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    No Roadhouse is better.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no I'm sorry but you're wrong

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You know... i dont really miss Swayze, but i sure still miss the croc hunter.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    no I'm sorry but you're wrong

    I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

    Butters on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    no I'm sorry but you're wrong

    I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

    unsurprising to me

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You don't even get it and thus don't understand why you're wrong.

    So wrong.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    If you two don't shut the fuck up I'm going to turn this forum right around.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yes it is a line from the movie I was just being clever

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    If you two don't shut the fuck up I'm going to turn this forum right around.

    That'll end our precious little field trip pretty god damn quick.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    If you two don't shut the fuck up I'm going to turn this forum right around.

    you're not my real dad

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    Argument successfully derailed. Fruity drinks for all.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2009
    Sweet I love fruity drinks

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pip is the Jimmy to my Dalton and I'll rip his throat clean out.

    Butters on
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My nose keeps twitching.

    This has been happening for 2 weeks now and I think I should see a doctor.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    First make sure it's not granting you wishes.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2009
    zip returns home to find his garage filled with prepubescent boys from various third world countries

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That would make sense. I do really want a garage of my own.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2009
    cheap labor

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    John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Too long, didn't read, but just in case...

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/5/30/

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Too long, didn't read, but just in case...

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/5/30/

    OH MAN THIS IS FRESH, BRAND NEW INFORMATION GOOD JOB

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    John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thanks! I didn't read the thread, but I thought people would love to see it!!1


    Enjoy the rest of your evening on that pitiful rock in the North Sea, I'm sure internet e-peen measuring is the highlight of your beige, underachieving, and generally wet day.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2009
    man what

    the UK is awesome


    get out

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You've got a future here, John Matrix. Not a particularly brilliant one, but hey, someone needs to man the depths.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The world needs ditch diggers too.

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    John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I grew up in the UK, and no, it is far from awesome. I'm manning the depths? Tell that to the underdeveloped sense of humor all-caps mouth-breather above.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I grew up in the UK, and no, it is far from awesome. I'm manning the depths? Tell that to the underdeveloped sense of humor all-caps mouth-breather above.

    To be fair, I didn't say you'd be alone in the depths.

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