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[Mini] Phallization - Game Over! Babylonian, Egyptian and Celtic Victory!

DaiusDaius Registered User
edited September 2009 in Critical Failures
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In the beginning, the earth was without form, and void. But the sun shone upon the sleeping earth, and deep inside the brittle crust massive forces waited to be unleashed.

The seas parted, and great continents were formed. Mountains arose, earthquakes spawned massive tidal waves. Volcanoes erupted, and spewed forth fiery lava, and charged the atmosphere with strange gases.

Into this swirling maelstrom of fire and air and water, the first stirrings of life appeared; tiny organisms, cells and amoeba, clinging to tiny sheltered habitats. The seeds of life grew, and strengthened, and spread, and diversified, and prospered. And soon, every continent and climate teemed with life.

And with life, came instinct, and specialisation, natural selection; reptiles, dinosaurs, and mammals. And finally, there evolved a species known as man, and there appeared the first faint glimmers of intelligence. The fruits of intelligence were many; fire, tools and weapons, the hunt, farming, and the sharing of food. The family, the village, and the tribe. Now, they required but one more ingredient, a great leader to unite the quarrelling tribes, to harness the power of the land, to build a legacy that would stand the test of time.

Civilization.

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Welcome to Phallization! A Mini Phalla based on the Civilization series of computer games created by Sid Meier.

What is a Mini Phalla?

It’s a smaller, shorter variation of the Phalla forum game, which is based on the part game Mafia. More information can be found in this very useful post here.

What about Civilization?

Civilization is a 4X strategy game where you take control of a famous historical leader and build cities, train armies and research technologies in order to compare against other civilizations. There have been 4 iterations of the game in the main series, as well as the successful spinoffs Alpha Centauri and Civ Revolution. Find out more right here.

So how is this game going to work?

In keeping with the theme, this will be a faction game, with 7 different empires competing to gain control of the world. Alliances will be formed, cities will be razed and shenanigans will be had. More on that later.

It’s GMT week here at Phalla. What are you going to be bringing to the table?

God bless GMT, and all of its neighbouring zones. However, aware that a large portion of people are temporally challenged in this regard, I’m going to try my best to make it the best of both worlds and close the vote at 1AM BST. I’m not going any later than that, I’ve learnt my lesson.

So how do I Sign up?

When you enter the game, you will become the governor of one of the great cities of your civilization. Therefore it’s time to get creative, as what I want you to do when you !Sign up is to !Name Your City. I expect good things.

Clarifications in Orange, as is the custom.

2 Posts and one vote per day minimum, standard activity guideline.


Player List

1) Dunadan019 - Númenor - Destroyed by Egyptians
2) Arivia - Grace Cove
3) B:L - B:Lexandria
4) Gumpy - The Zeppelin City - Destroyed by Babylonians
5) Shalmelo - New Crobuzon
6) Andrew Ryan - Rapture - Destroyed by Raiders
7) SpectralSpork - The Republic
8) Captain Eleven Wildcat - El Marrow
9) Delmain - Snuffleupaville
10) CrimsonCoyote - Awesometown
11) Rainfall - Village City, Roman Capital - Destroyed by Celts
12) Kistra - Cadiz - Destroyed by Celts
13) Athenor - Shiro Moto - Destroyed by Germans and Egyptian Knights
14) Zerinan - Winfall - Destroyed by Raiders
15) Spectrum - Gaia's Landing - Destroyed by Egyptians
16) Orange Soda - Game Theory Slums - Destroyed by Greeks
17) lonelyahava - Shenobia
18) SkyCaptain - City of Spears - Destoyed by Raiders
19) Egos - Implicity - Destroyed by Greeks
20) Zandracon - Shirakawa - Destroyed by Babylonians
21) simonwolf kime- Cassiopeia
22) Boogedyboo - Laputa
23) Ringo - Lone Tree Den - Destroyed by Egyptians
24) Cleonicus - Glasgoland
25) psolms - Decapod 10 - Destroyed by The Roman Legion
26) dunedainjedi - Gondolin - Destroyed by Germans
27) Savant - New New York
28) Seriously Suki - Crysta

Reserves
1) Suki
2) Ebfan
3) kime
4) Grobian
5) Wildcat
6) LemmingHead

Opening Narration

End of Day 1
End of Day 2

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2009
    for queen elizabeth! Grace Cove

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OMG GREEN NAME!

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !I'm in ur citiez stealin ur technologiez

    !City name: B:Lexandria

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    "Ha, those British Bastards ain't got a thing on us! To move into our lands would be to start a war that would drag them down into squalor!

    Wait, is that, is that?

    They have an artist. INCOMING CULTURE BOMB, BRACE FOR SHOCKWAVE!"

    !sign up

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You need a city name, Gumpy.

    May I advise "Gumpopolis: The Rusted City"?

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    my city name shall be: Númenor

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'ma research me some pottery


    EDIT: My city will be New Crobuzon. Psychic DeathMoths and Cactacae FTW!

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    my city name shall be: Dunadump

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    very good timing btw as I am just about to go away for the next 5-8 hours.

    <3 Daius

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have no idea when 1am BST is but !Sign me up!! for the city of !Rapture

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh my god it is time for us to crack out the big guns

    and when you don't have any big guns

    You crack out the weapons of War

    The Zeppelin City

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Philosopher King SpectralSpork shall rule The Republic

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bow down before the ruler of El Marrow

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !Siggity-Sign

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Signup for Awesometown

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !Sign up for Village City

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  • KistraKistra Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !sign up - city coming later

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I hear Village City is absolutely evil this time of year.

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Signup!

    Shiro Moto

    !pigeonking



    Am I doing this right?

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nuh-uh! Just peaceful villagers minding our own business! Of course you stuck-up B:Lexandrians wouldn't know what a peaceful village life is, with your mafia running the town.

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Athenor wrote: »
    Signup!

    Shiro Moto

    !pigeonking



    Am I doing this right?

    Silly Unicorn, no lands for you!

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Athenor wrote: »
    Signup!

    Shiro Moto

    !pigeonking



    Am I doing this right?

    Silly Unicorn, no lands for you!

    :(

    Do I still get to make a nice feather boa using a Saturn V rocket?

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Athenor wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    Signup!

    Shiro Moto

    !pigeonking



    Am I doing this right?

    Silly Unicorn, no lands for you!

    :(

    Do I still get to make a nice feather boa using a Saturn V rocket?

    No, but you are now the Uber Nerd.

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Athenor wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    Signup!

    Shiro Moto

    !pigeonking



    Am I doing this right?

    Silly Unicorn, no lands for you!

    :(

    Do I still get to make a nice feather boa using a Saturn V rocket?

    No, but you are now the Uber Nerd.

    Dude, in this day and age there is a wiki for fucking EVERYTHING.

    And picking a Shadowrun town, while my first choice, would be seen as bland. :(

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Athenor wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    Signup!

    Shiro Moto

    !pigeonking



    Am I doing this right?

    Silly Unicorn, no lands for you!

    :(

    Do I still get to make a nice feather boa using a Saturn V rocket?

    No, but you are now the Uber Nerd.

    Dude, in this day and age there is a wiki for fucking EVERYTHING.

    And picking a Shadowrun town, while my first choice, would be seen as bland. :(

    Well, obviously, otherwise it wouldn't actually exist.

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  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Sign up, and as far as a city name goes... Winfall

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh god, you bastard. With terrible, terrible deadlines I've been able to hold out from the awesome games running this week but this is too much.

    The Pholus Mutagen has been completed in Gaia's Landing.

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Athenor wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    Signup!

    Shiro Moto

    !pigeonking



    Am I doing this right?

    Silly Unicorn, no lands for you!

    :(

    Do I still get to make a nice feather boa using a Saturn V rocket?

    No, but you are now the Uber Nerd.

    Dude, in this day and age there is a wiki for fucking EVERYTHING.

    And picking a Shadowrun town, while my first choice, would be seen as bland. :(
    Well, obviously, otherwise it wouldn't actually exist.

    Second choice is something out of Avatar, but I'm only now getting into the series and book 1 moved so fast that I never really caught any of the city names.

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  • KistraKistra Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !cadiz

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sign Up - Game Theory Slums

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Oh god, you bastard. With terrible, terrible deadlines I've been able to hold out from the awesome games running this week but this is too much.

    The Pholus Mutagen has been completed in Gaia's Landing.

    <3. Man, I need to break out AC again.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Oh god, you bastard. With terrible, terrible deadlines I've been able to hold out from the awesome games running this week but this is too much.

    The Pholus Mutagen has been completed in Gaia's Landing.

    <3. Man, I need to break out AC again.
    It was either that or something from FFH and I figured ddj was going to have that covered.

    (This has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I can only remember the Amurites' and the Lanun's capital cities offhand)

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited September 2009
    To be honest Spectrum I thought you'd be more of a Morganites person.
    I am disappointed.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !signup goddamitttt

    hmmm a city name

    Shenobia

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Oh god, you bastard. With terrible, terrible deadlines I've been able to hold out from the awesome games running this week but this is too much.

    The Pholus Mutagen has been completed in Gaia's Landing.

    <3. Man, I need to break out AC again.
    It was either that or something from FFH and I figured ddj was going to have that covered.

    (This has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I can only remember the Amurites' and the Lanun's capital cities offhand)

    Damnit, now I want to go play FFH. And I have that Decembrists song stuck in my head.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    To be honest Spectrum I thought you'd be more of a Morganites person.
    I am disappointed.
    I'm pretty dedicated Gaians/University, actually.

    Gaians early Mind Worm captures for military expansion + easy access to the strong and eco-friendly Forest farm (soooo much forest spreading = turns saved not having to wait on Formers) is pretty dependable for me.

    University for lolresearch, obviously.

    EDIT: I play something different like Morganites if I'm interested in going after silly strategies like Seaformers collapsing continents.

    Usual clarifications:
    What is the action order?

    What happens in the event of a tied vote?

    Is there trickle-down?

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    To be honest Spectrum I thought you'd be more of a Morganites person.
    I am disappointed.
    I'm pretty dedicated Gaians/University, actually.

    Gaians early Mind Worm captures for military expansion + easy access to the strong and eco-friendly Forest farm (soooo much forest spreading = turns saved not having to wait on Formers) is pretty dependable for me.

    University for lolresearch, obviously.

    Usual clarifications:
    What is the action order?

    What happens in the event of a tied vote?

    Is there trickle-down?

    Vote -> Unit Actions -> Faction Actions

    First to the Top

    Nope

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  • SkyCaptainSkyCaptain Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fucking spearmen!

    The City of Spears

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    c'mon toxic... c'mon. you know you wanna sign up. you know you do.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sign upImplicity

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