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His name was Geralt of Rivia; Bioware's worst nightmare.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have the UK version. Hell yeah, titties.

    Also, I think they released the uncensored patch for the US version a while ago.

    Also also, Cd Projekt is awesome if just because they're the dudes behind Good Old Games, which is an awesome site.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Who would associate Witcher with anime?


    And yeah, GOG is great. I got Freespace 1 & 2 from them.


    I haven't played the unedited version, but the portraits in the US version seem a little more tasteful in design, so I might stick with it.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
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    Geek I think this comic was made for you.

    I figure they're called Witchers because of... well. Think of it as a verb.

    The point of the comic is that "witch" isn't a verb, smart guy.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The best sex scene in what I played of The Witcher was the abandoned mill one

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I idle in this location just for the music that plays there:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ZyNoHwC1k&feature=related

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
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    I think this is my favorite wordplay comic.

    And I love me some wordplay comics.

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »

    I haven't played the unedited version, but the portraits in the US version seem a little more tasteful in design, so I might stick with it.

    They fixed that problem with the steam release version

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Everything about this game except the first boss battle is excellent. Damn that hellhound though

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    MalechaiMalechai Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Everything about this game except the first boss battle is excellent. Damn that hellhound though

    Specter oil, blizzard, swallow and group style. Ard at anything that goes near the witch. You did save the witch didn't you?

    Edit: @ CJ- The offical uncessored art is preaty tastefull. It was the fan made patches where the cards got raunchy.

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    Octopus MelodyOctopus Melody Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Still needta beat this game, but from what I played this had the best moral choices with consequences of any game I've played.

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This is not on steam

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I accidentally fucked so many women in this by clicking on innocuous seeming dialogue options. "What the... GODDAMNIT!" *sex card turns over on screen*

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This is not on steam

    Yes it is.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I hear this game has tits

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So many tits

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Peasant tits? Sure. Witch tits? Got em. Elf tits? Check. Monster tits? Yyyeah. Green tits? Yup.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sold

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This is not on steam

    Yes it is.

    Well then I am incredibly inept at finding it

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Seriously though I cannot find it

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This item is currently unavailable in your region

    Available in Aus but not NZ? :(

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Well theres yer problem

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Peh, I can always buy it in store I guess?

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Do so promptly

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    got pretty bored with the first one.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i liked the game a lot

    wasn't necessarily a fan of the whole alchemy crap, but the dialogue options were just the raddest

    geralt of rivia is a mean bastard

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I think the actual witcher himself (geralt, yes?) looks kind of dumb

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you say that to his face

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    why does he need so many belts

    guy would use a belt to keep his underwear on

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    why does he need so many belts

    guy would use a belt to keep his underwear on

    that's because his penis would break free otherwise

    it's a witcher penis

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i really need to go back to finishing this game, i think i was close to the end. i remember one early mission in the first chapter with some stupid bar wench getting accosted by dudes then wanting an escort to her house, where she is sure to put out. but then she kept getting killed by fuckin ghost dogs and argh, it took me like 10 tries so she wouldn't wander into a crowd of enemies and i got to see bewbs. stupid AI

    overall, pretty fun game, though my computer made it choppy when there were too many enemies on screen so combat was a paint.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    I hear this game has tits
    at least one

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    if i already have this game can't i download the updated content and shit for free?

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yep.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    i liked the game a lot

    wasn't necessarily a fan of the whole alchemy crap, but the dialogue options were just the raddest

    geralt of rivia is a mean bastard

    -You've got balls, Witcher.

    -You're apt to lose yours soon.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Yep.


    BUT WHERE DO I DO THAT!?

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I thought it was through the official webpage, but I'm not seeing it there.

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    chrisofthedalechrisofthedale Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I believe you have to register your game and log in to access it.

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