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Boxing/UFC/whatever, Floyd Mayweather suck my dilznick

Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
Floyd Mayweather. I wanna hit that fuckin guy with a tire iron and take his wallet, which apparently always has 10,000 dollars in it.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Floyd Mayweather Jr. or Sr.?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Seriously, Juan Manuel Marquez?

    We're all impressed that you beat up some guy way smaller than you, dude. Now go fight a real fighter.


    edit: Junior. No beef with senior. But then, Senior isn't a big dumb faggot, so it stands to reason that I wouldn't want to hit him with a tire iron.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Make sure you are really sneaky about it

    edit: Yeah, that fight was pretty silly

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    your mother

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    "HEY LOOK AT ME I'M FLOYD MAYWEATHER I DON'T CONSIDER UFC TO BE REAL FIGHTING EVEN THOUGH I'M TOO MUCH OF A BITCH TO PROVE IT ISN'T BY STEPPING IN THE CAGE. ALSO I'M ON WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW LIKE ALL THE TIME AND WON'T FIGHT MANNY PACQUIAO CUZ I'S A BITCH."

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Metz you make bad threads, man.

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Can we use this thread to talk about how awesome The Ultimate Fighter will be this season?

    Because it's gonna be pretty fucking awesome. Also I agree with the Mayweather Jr./being annoying thing

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It's true, Swordfights. I make some pretty bad threads, and a lot of them!

    edit: THIS IS NOW THE FIGHTING SPORTS THREAD I GUESS!

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    but he's so pretty

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I would pay a large amount of money to see someone knock out Floyd Mayweather Jr.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I would pay a large amount of money to see someone knock out Floyd Mayweather Jr.

    hmmm

    I do believe you've just given me an idea for a new sport.

    I shall call it

    boxing.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I would pay a large amount of money to see someone knock out Floyd Mayweather Jr.

    hmmm

    I do believe you've just given me an idea for a new sport.

    I shall call it

    boxing.

    But there's no boxes in it! That's a dumb name for a sport

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i would sell my soul to see floyd mayweather, jr. be eaten alive by a bear.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    okay okay

    I'll call it punchy hitball

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    okay okay

    I'll call it punchy hitball

    No balls, though

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Marth wrote: »
    Can we use this thread to talk about how awesome The Ultimate Fighter will be this season?

    Because it's gonna be pretty fucking awesome. Also I agree with the Mayweather Jr./being annoying thing

    it would be neat to see Kimbo become a real fighter

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I believe if you check again

    you will find that there are balls.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You can spend your money on a one match boxing atrocity OR you can buy a UFC PPV and see (usually) good fights.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You can spend your money on a one match boxing atrocity OR you can buy a UFC PPV and see (usually) good fights.

    That last all of thirty seconds each

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I believe if you check again

    you will find that there are balls.

    itt I gingerly cross my legs

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    You can spend your money on a one match boxing atrocity OR you can buy a UFC PPV and see (usually) good fights.

    That last all of thirty seconds each


    the last ufc i watched was on wednesday night, and there were like three AMAZING fights that all went to decision.


    also, i would rather watch a thirty second fight that was interesting, and move on to/already have seen other really awesome fights, than spend money on a single fight as embarrassingly boring as Mayweather's tend to be.

    because he is a sissy bitch who i want to set on fire.

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Marth wrote: »
    Can we use this thread to talk about how awesome The Ultimate Fighter will be this season?

    Because it's gonna be pretty fucking awesome. Also I agree with the Mayweather Jr./being annoying thing

    it would be neat to see Kimbo become a real fighter

    I was just going to watch for Kimbo but the Rampage-Rashad back and forth and the other fighters are going to make it very entertaining.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    "HEY LOOK AT ME I'M FLOYD MAYWEATHER I DON'T CONSIDER UFC TO BE REAL FIGHTING EVEN THOUGH I'M TOO MUCH OF A BITCH TO PROVE IT ISN'T BY STEPPING IN THE CAGE. ALSO I'M ON WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW LIKE ALL THE TIME AND WON'T FIGHT MANNY PACQUIAO CUZ I'S A BITCH."

    Marquez gave Pacquiao a run for his money twice and May flattened him. Getting them to fight has nothing to do with May chickening out and everything to do with the two of them making sure they get paid.

    And don't feel too bad for Marquez. He put up a decent fight and he got the biggest pay day of his career stepping up two weight classes.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    "HEY LOOK AT ME I'M FLOYD MAYWEATHER I DON'T CONSIDER UFC TO BE REAL FIGHTING EVEN THOUGH I'M TOO MUCH OF A BITCH TO PROVE IT ISN'T BY STEPPING IN THE CAGE. ALSO I'M ON WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW LIKE ALL THE TIME AND WON'T FIGHT MANNY PACQUIAO CUZ I'S A BITCH."

    Marquez gave Pacquiao a run for his money twice and May flattened him. Getting them to fight has nothing to do with May chickening out and everything to do with the two of them making sure they get paid.

    And don't feel too bad for Marquez. He put up a decent fight and he got the biggest pay day of his career stepping up two weight classes.


    I know, Butters. :( I just... I just hate Mayweather so much.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    He's certainly a piece of work but he's probably the best fighter of our generation and if he fights and flattens Pacquio the way I think he would then it would be official.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    slice v. mayweather in the all-annoying division is a fight I would like to see

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dyscord wrote: »
    slice v. mayweather in the all-annoying division is a fight I would like to see

    Whatever happens, Kimbo will still be at the after party y'all!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dyscord wrote: »
    slice v. mayweather in the all-annoying division is a fight I would like to see

    This joke is less of one than Slice is. Fat fuck wouldn't land a punch if he stepped in any ring with May.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    He's got the mvp and mark henry's support?

    He's got my vote.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Is that even mark henry? I don't know.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yeah that's mark henry.


    the strongest man... IN THE WORLD.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yeah that's mark henry.


    the strongest man... IN THE WORLD.

    But can he do THIS?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I thought it was pretty stupid of May to take part in a WWE event until I heard they paid him like 6 million to do it.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man, Mayweather has nothing to do in the octagon. I mean Clay Guida could fight Mayweather under UFC rules and it'd look like the first fight on this season of TUF. We could spice up and say champion vs champion so he fights BJ Penn, but after a few minutes of boxing it ends on the ground.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't read up on any fighters opinions on anything ever, so I don't know about no dang drama, but I like Floyd a lot as a boxer.

    I like the technical aspects of boxing the most though, so seeing him take control and keep his defense so tight is much more awesome for me than seeing an in-boxer or a brawler go at it.

    I do agree that a boxer would have a shitty time in MMA, but anyone who uses that as an excuse for why one is better than the other is a dummy. In fact, if the only entertainment you derive from fighting is how "real" it is (in the sense of people getting hurt as much as possible), you are boring!

    (this post isn't directed to anyone in particular, by the way!)

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    May is such a gifted fighter I wouldn't be surprised if he could hold his own in an MMA fight. Not saying he'd be a champ but don't think he'd embarrass himself.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kampmann got KO'd again. Ech.

    Oh well, flashes of goodness, but he wasn't able to get Daley to the ground.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    anyone who says mma is just like a real fight is stupid because holy shit going to the ground in a street fight is so stupid and also i've never seen ANYONE pull a dude's hair to knee him in the face or headbutt or kick in the balls and those are all things i do in a street-fight.


    also, mayweather would do well in the ufc because he is an excellent boxer, but he would also have to gain some weight. ufc doesn't have a division light enough to suit him comfortably, which means someone like, say, bj penn, who is a fair boxer in his own right and has some of the best jujitsu in the UFC would utterly demolish him.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    anyone who says mma is just like a real fight is stupid because holy shit going to the ground in a street fight is so stupid and also i've never seen ANYONE pull a dude's hair to knee him in the face or headbutt or kick in the balls and those are all things i do in a street-fight.


    also, mayweather would do well in the ufc because he is an excellent boxer, but he would also have to gain some weight. ufc doesn't have a division light enough to suit him comfortably, which means someone like, say, bj penn, who is a fair boxer in his own right and has some of the best jujitsu in the UFC would utterly demolish him.

    who even says this?

    i don't know anyone who thinks this

    then again

    a lot of my friends are actual MMA fans or amateur fighters themselves and aren't retarded fags with gay crushes of fedor

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    To be fair, Fedor is a crazy Russian cyborg with ice-water in his veins, programmed to kill by a mad scientist.

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