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Boxing/UFC/whatever, Floyd Mayweather suck my dilznick

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm curious to see what the ppv numbers are from last night. If ufc did better than Marquez-mayweather, it's gonna be hard for mayweather to use that as leverage that he attracts big ppv numbers when he negotiates for the pacquaio fight

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    does boxing still do big ppv numbers? you never see ads for those things anymore.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    5 ways to a better ricky hatton

    1. ditch the beer

    2. ditch the fish

    3. ditch the chips

    4. run a few laps

    5. get a better fucking training camp together than the mongoloids you grew up around

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    5 ways to a better ricky hatton

    1. ditch the beer

    2. ditch the fish

    3. ditch the chips

    4. run a few laps

    5. get a better fucking training camp together than the mongoloids you grew up around


    Dude, Ricardo Mayorga smokes as he runs and drinks beer with every meal and he is a beast in the ring.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    5 ways to a better ricky hatton

    1. ditch the beer

    2. ditch the fish

    3. ditch the chips

    4. run a few laps

    5. get a better fucking training camp together than the mongoloids you grew up around


    Dude, Ricardo Mayorga smokes as he runs and drinks beer with every meal and he is a beast in the ring.

    he's fucking competent enough to

    ricky hatton clearly is not

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    mayorga is hilarious

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I love Mayorga. I appreciate a dude with legit mexican gang tattoos making millions of dollars.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    my favorite mayorga moment had to be de le hoya pummeling the shit out of him, though

    before the fight mayorga's all "theese is what hees gonna be doin'"

    "PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" all pantomiming de le hoya pissing himself

    fast forward to the fight and oscar (in the sixth round, i think) throwing repeat lefts in mayorga's face with this fucking demented look i've never seen him have before. it was half smile and half murder attempt sorta face

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yeah, oscar ruined mayorga. and then mayorga ruined vargas!

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    pretty sure vargas ruined vargas

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mayorga's a badass for sure.

    Not a lot of boxers who can get away with shittalking opponents at the pre-fight weigh-in while smoking and eating and look awesome doing it.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    "HEY LOOK AT ME I'M FLOYD MAYWEATHER I DON'T CONSIDER UFC TO BE REAL FIGHTING EVEN THOUGH I'M TOO MUCH OF A BITCH TO PROVE IT ISN'T BY STEPPING IN THE CAGE. ALSO I'M ON WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW LIKE ALL THE TIME AND WON'T FIGHT MANNY PACQUIAO CUZ I'S A BITCH."

    He wouldn't do well in MMA, just like MMA guys would mostly be shitty in boxing. He is a good boxer, though.

    Regarding his statement about UFC not being "real fighting," and your idea that he should "prove it" by winning a UFC match...that is super dumb, dude. Let's say that I don't consider TKD-style point-sparring to be "real fighting." Do I have to beat some high-ranking TKD guy at his own game to prove it? No, of course not, that doesn't even make sense. If that's not a strong enough example, here's another one:
    I don't think that Magic: The Gathering is real fighting. Am I "being a bitch" by not sitting down at a table against a big-time competitive neckbeard Magic player and winning? And if I win or lose, what's proven about whether or not that's "real fighting"?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mayorga's a badass for sure.

    Not a lot of boxers who can get away with shittalking opponents at the pre-fight weigh-in while smoking and eating and look awesome doing it.

    You have confused badass with childish tool.

    Also, getting your ass handed to you during the fight doesn't count as "getting away with it."

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    magic the gathering is only real fighting if at the end of each of your turns you get to punch the other guy in the neck

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    to be honest i'm simply for the idea of a mayweather/pac fight if it means pac gets paid decently

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    to be honest i'm simply for the idea of a mayweather/pac fight if it means pac gets paid decently

    The only thing standing in it's way is political bullshit. I think it's clear they both want a shot at each other.

    Also, if it happens Pac will get paid. Marquez sure did.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Who watched UFC 103? I'm glad Belfort is back in the UFC, I hope he fights Anderson Silva.

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man i cant believe you dudes can even question mayweather's skill as a boxer. Sure he is a tool. But goddamn he is one of the slickest fighters around. Marquez landed 12% of his punches. TWELVE PERCENT.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't think anyone here has ever doubted Mayweather's boxing skill.

    Anyways, it looks like Anderson Silva is Belfort's next opponent. So that is pretty awesome.

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  • ThePrimmThePrimm Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    FUCK.


    YES.

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  • DoctorstrongbadDoctorstrongbad Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Never liked Mayweather. He always seems like a pretty boy.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you like them ugly, eh?

    you...faggot? I don't-

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  • DoctorstrongbadDoctorstrongbad Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    How can you be intimiated by a guy who needs 16 bodyguards?

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    maybe he has a huge penis

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  • DoctorstrongbadDoctorstrongbad Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    " Money " is not a cool boxer nickname. " Killer " or " I punch you until you cry" are good boxer names.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    He needs sixteen body guards because he's been quoted as saying he never leaves the house without at least ten thousand dollars cash. And his nickname is Money because he has a tiny penis and is better than you.

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  • DoctorstrongbadDoctorstrongbad Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Somebody should tell him him about this really new invention called a CREDIT CARD. No need for 16 bodyguards then, I just saved him lots of cash.

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  • Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mayweather is easy to hate because of his attitude, but you have to admit the guy is fantastic at what he does.

    The guy came out of an almost two-year retirement to fight a guy who is, arguably, one of the top fighters in the world, and made him look incredibly silly.

    I would love to see Pacquiao/Mayweather if Manny beats Cotto... but I have a feeling Mayweather is still going to handedly beat him.

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  • SnorkSnork word Jamaica Plain, MARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I just found out Diego Sanchez is fighting BJ Penn at UFC 107. So fucking excited for that. Super bummed I won't be home for it, though.

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  • TheGreat2ndTheGreat2nd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pacquiao would smack Mayweather into next week.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    but mayweather from the future is unstoppable

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    he would always be one step ahead, heh

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    mayweather's an asshole meathead but he's still skilled

    it's not like he's called money mayweather on accident

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Snork wrote: »
    I just found out Diego Sanchez is fighting BJ Penn at UFC 107. So fucking excited for that. Super bummed I won't be home for it, though.

    It's adorable that Tony Robbins boy thinks he has a shot. No amount of positive thinking will stop BJ from consuming your claret at the end of the bout as you lie broken in a trembling heap, Diego.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Diego is a weird dude. I'm finally rooting for BJ Penn!

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ThePrimm wrote: »
    "I consider it easier than boxing in that you can use your legs to kick your opponent."

    What? How does that make sense at all? There are more weapons available, and the things that you previously used only to control your stance and position are now also capable of being used to attack, which will weaken your stance and inhibit your ability to move while they are in use. Plus now you have to deal with an opponent who can potentially kick you. How is this any easier? It's more complicated! What thought process could have led to this conclusion?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    ThePrimm wrote: »
    "I consider it easier than boxing in that you can use your legs to kick your opponent."

    What? How does that make sense at all? There are more weapons available, and the things that you previously used only to control your stance and position are now also capable of being used to attack, which will weaken your stance and inhibit your ability to move while they are in use. Plus now you have to deal with an opponent who can potentially kick you. How is this any easier? It's more complicated! What thought process could have led to this conclusion?

    Maybe he is really fucking good at kicking people? Man I dunno, Ricardo Mayorga aint exactly a paragon of intelligence and shit.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gentlemen, our future heavyweight champion.
    http://news.aol.com/article/indonesian-woman-has-19-pound-baby-boy/685707
    Snork wrote: »
    I just found out Diego Sanchez is fighting BJ Penn at UFC 107. So fucking excited for that. Super bummed I won't be home for it, though.

    It's adorable that Tony Robbins boy thinks he has a shot. No amount of positive thinking will stop BJ from consuming your claret at the end of the bout as you lie broken in a trembling heap, Diego.

    Boy he's going to be disappointed when he finds out that wild flurries at the start of the match don't work on very experienced and well rounded opponents.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    Gentlemen, our future heavyweight champion.
    http://news.aol.com/article/indonesian-woman-has-19-pound-baby-boy/685707
    Snork wrote: »
    I just found out Diego Sanchez is fighting BJ Penn at UFC 107. So fucking excited for that. Super bummed I won't be home for it, though.

    It's adorable that Tony Robbins boy thinks he has a shot. No amount of positive thinking will stop BJ from consuming your claret at the end of the bout as you lie broken in a trembling heap, Diego.

    Boy he's going to be disappointed when he finds out that wild flurries at the start of the match don't work on very experienced and well rounded opponents.

    shit, he couldn't put clay guida away even after a serious headkick and opening up clay's head like a fucking clamshell, and he wants to fight BJ FUCKING PENN?

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