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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Actually, the thing I posted turns out to be a naked guinea pig.

    It's just tagged as "house hippo" on someone's flickr.

    I don't know whether I should be disappointed that it's not a hippo, or pleased that it's real.

    japan on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Not a lizard person :(

    Sounds like something a lizard person would say!

    Richy on
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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I've found Bob's baby picture. I warn you, it is not for the faint of heart!
    D'awwww. <3
    baby_iguana.jpg

    You look adorable Bob!

    Too bad all Lizard People are evil by nature. :(

    I dunno, Japan's still alive.

    Presumably.

    Unless she's posting for him. Or he's a lizard person himself.
    That latter one seems more likely.
    They're trying to take over the internetz!
    D:

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh, neat.

    house%20hippo.jpg

    I like that, I would want one of those small hippos if they were real.

    Honk on
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Lizard people in chat? I'll get Jack Bauer!

    Also, everybody would want a tiny hippo.

    Mojo_Jojo on
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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    |\ oo /|

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I've found Bob's baby picture. I warn you, it is not for the faint of heart!
    D'awwww. <3
    baby_iguana.jpg

    You look adorable Bob!

    Too bad all Lizard People are evil by nature. :(
    actual baby photo :D


    BabyCescaandScruffy.jpg

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Phil G. wrote: »
    What did Ra ever do to you?

    Killed his father.
    Oh god I hope what actually happened to keep him up 'til 5 isn't that horrid. D:

    I was out getting drunk too long, so I had to walk home. Which means I didn't get home until 5.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    THANK YOU LORD MOTHER OF GOD YES

    I've been trying to get this fucking particle simulation to work for two days straight and now I finally have! This is so not my cup of tea.

    Honk on
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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    THANK YOU LORD MOTHER OF GOD YES

    I've been trying to get this fucking particle simulation to work for two days straight and now I finally have! This is so not my cup of tea.
    walkin on walkin on broken glass

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I've found Bob's baby picture. I warn you, it is not for the faint of heart!
    D'awwww. <3
    baby_iguana.jpg

    You look adorable Bob!

    Too bad all Lizard People are evil by nature. :(
    actual baby photo :D


    BabyCescaandScruffy.jpg

    Even more adorable! <3

    Honk on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Your sure were hairy in your infancy, bob.


    And much more blonde.

    The bow is very cute, though.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    THANK YOU LORD MOTHER OF GOD YES

    I've been trying to get this fucking particle simulation to work for two days straight and now I finally have! This is so not my cup of tea.
    walkin on walkin on broken glass

    More so than you think: I'm trying to simulate blowing up a window. So lots of broken glass indeed.

    Honk on
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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I've found Bob's baby picture. I warn you, it is not for the faint of heart!
    D'awwww. <3
    baby_iguana.jpg

    You look adorable Bob!

    Too bad all Lizard People are evil by nature. :(
    actual baby photo :D


    BabyCescaandScruffy.jpg

    D'awwwwwwwwwww~! <3<3<3 Supercute.
    Even though it's definitely not you. Distinct lack of scales. :lol:

    Passerbye on
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    THANK YOU LORD MOTHER OF GOD YES

    I've been trying to get this fucking particle simulation to work for two days straight and now I finally have! This is so not my cup of tea.
    walkin on walkin on broken glass
    More so than you think: I'm trying to simulate blowing up a window. So lots of broken glass indeed.
    ;)

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Now that I'm sober I realize last night was kinda boring

    Abdhyius on
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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ugh, it's 7 am. I might as well stay up and go at 10, then get some sleep.

    Time for tea! Mmmn, chocolate macadamia nut!

    Passerbye on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So I was at work yesterday when the girl's father and grandmother show up. :lol:

    She looked mortified and gave me this "i'm so sorry, they didn't say anything to me!" look. They didn't grill me too hard, but they did give me quite inquisitive handshakes and "so nice to meet you!"s.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    How does one give an inquisitive handshake?

    japan on
  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    So I was at work yesterday when the girl's father and grandmother show up. :lol:

    She looked mortified and gave me this "i'm so sorry, they didn't say anything to me!" look. They didn't grill me too hard, but they did give me quite inquisitive handshakes and "so nice to meet you!"s.
    There are worse ways to meet your girlfriend's protective male relatives.

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    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    How does one give an inquisitive handshake?
    You squeeze until the other guy grimaces.

    OptimusZed on
    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    How does one give an inquisitive handshake?
    You squeeze until the other guy grimaces.

    In what way is this inquistive? I always just assumed people did that because they were dicks.

    japan on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    So I was at work yesterday when the girl's father and grandmother show up. :lol:

    She looked mortified and gave me this "i'm so sorry, they didn't say anything to me!" look. They didn't grill me too hard, but they did give me quite inquisitive handshakes and "so nice to meet you!"s.
    There are worse ways to meet your girlfriend's protective male relatives.

    She had quiet a beard going, even for an old woman.
    Alternatively, He had a nice rack for a senior citizen.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Inquisitive like "I wonder how he'll react". Like, he extended his hand for me to shake it, and I swear he had this look on his face like "let's see where this is going". Like he thought maybe I wouldn't return the shake?... or I'd lick his hand? :D

    But it went fairly well. Ironically (and the girl later tells me they specifically aimed for me, so maybe not ironic) I was their cashier.

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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    How does one give an inquisitive handshake?
    You squeeze until the other guy grimaces.

    In what way is this inquistive? I always just assumed people did that because they were dicks.
    You're inquiring as to the other guy's grip strength and tolerance for pain.

    And yes, it's a dick thing to do. It's just one of those dick things that is pretty widely accepted amongst males of the species.

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Inquisitive like "I wonder how he'll react". Like, he extended his hand for me to shake it, and I swear he had this look on his face like "let's see where this is going". Like he thought maybe I wouldn't return the shake?... or I'd lick his hand? :D

    "I'm shooting out my hand at you. So what will you do now, though guy? Hum, he grabbed it, good reflexes. And now he's shaking it once... twice... three times. That's a good number in Babylonian numerology, I wonder if he's Babylonian? Come to think of it, the last few hundred people I threw my hand at did the same thing, grabbed it and shook it. I wonder if they've been talking to each other, spreading the word."

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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Inquisitive like "I wonder how he'll react". Like, he extended his hand for me to shake it, and I swear he had this look on his face like "let's see where this is going". Like he thought maybe I wouldn't return the shake?... or I'd lick his hand? :D

    But it went fairly well. Ironically (and the girl later tells me they specifically aimed for me, so maybe not ironic) I was their cashier.
    This has happened to me a couple of times. Mostly with girls I wasn't actually dating. Once with the daughter of the guy in charge of satellite surveillance at the local airforce base.

    "I know you, but you don't know me." D:

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My toe is fucked up and really hurts

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Her dad's a pretty mean looking dude, too. Sleeveless shirt, muscular, tattoos... thankfully I'm not built very scrawny and I think I saw some "maybe this dude can protect my baby" in his eyes.

    On a scale of 1-10 I think the encounter was firmly in the 8s.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    You're inquiring as to the other guy's grip strength and tolerance for pain.

    And yes, it's a dick thing to do. It's just one of those dick things that is pretty widely accepted amongst males of the species.

    Unlike the grabbing-and-squeezing dick moves you can do that actually involve the other person's dick. Those are not accepted when you are first introduced to someone, as I found out.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It's also invariable that the people who really go for it are small balding men who need to assure themselves and those around them. A real man gives a firm grip without trying to show how much he has to prove.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Her dad's a pretty mean looking dude, too. Sleeveless shirt, muscular, tattoos... thankfully I'm not built very scrawny and I think I saw some "maybe this dude can protect my baby" in his eyes.

    On a scale of 1-10 I think the encounter was firmly in the 8s.

    That kind of attitude from male relatives (though any relative doing it would be bad) has always irked the hell out of me. Thankfully my own father was never stupid enough to pull that kind of crap on me (he was always the first to say that I was perfectly capable of swinging my own stick), if he had I'd've chewed his ear off.

    I'm happy they like you, though. Always a good thing in a relationship to have the family think well of you. :)

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Passer, that guy in your sig looks like the guy who plays Pink in The Wall.


    Tell me, does he have a strong urge to fly?

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Current secret shame: Listening to Eminem's Relapse album. The wordplay is just so tight!

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I give up.

    I'll just hand this in on Tuesday instead.

    Time for TV watching!

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Passer, that guy in your sig looks like the guy who plays Pink in The Wall.


    Tell me, does he have a strong urge to fly?

    It's Alan Hyde, so unrelated to The Wall.

    Also, his urges have more to do with burning than flying.

    Edit: The other one is Alexander Skarsgard, also not connected to The Wall.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Okay, cool.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fuck yes. I was thinking about a lazy Sunday, and I wake up to find it pouring down rain. This will be awesome.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Passer, that guy in your sig looks like the guy who plays Pink in The Wall.


    Tell me, does he have a strong urge to fly?

    It's Alan Hyde, so unrelated to The Wall.

    Also, his urges have more to do with burning than flying.

    Edit: The other one is Alexander Skarsgard, also not connected to The Wall.

    Skarsgård, lern 2 type Swedish.

    Honk on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I dunno Passer I think it's a not unreasonable sentiment. Girls are typically weaker and smaller than men, from a purely physical perspective. If I know my baby girl's spending a lot of time outdoors in a big city, I think I'd feel a little bit of extra assurance knowing that the person she's accompanied by can maybe secure her a little better than she could herself.

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