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[Phalla] Phantastic Voyage; GAME OVER: PATHOGENS WIN

Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Critical Failures
Behold the incredible Phantastic Voyage
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The human body.. [strike]disgusting[/strike] magnificent isn't it? An intricate system of interworking chemical, electrical, pneumatic, hydraulic, and kinetic reactions all working together to sustain that strange undefinable condition known as "life". But these systems are not without their flaws, flaws that are found and exploited by organisms known as "pathogens". Organisms which infect the body causing chaos and destruction in their wake. Shutting down organs, disrupting blood flow, killing the host. Can any organism withstand their relentless assault? We'll soon find out.


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Welcome to the Phantastic Voyage, the human body is an amazing thing, when it isn't sick, which unfortunately for all of you, it is. But that's why you're here. Your government needs you! After a fiendish assassination attempt by a foreign power, Dr. Benes lays on the brink of death. It is your mission to ensure the health of the good doctor from the forces set in motion to kill him. Will you be able to repel the insidious threat to Dr. Benes life? You'd better. Because if the organs of this body shut down, your mission will be a failure and there's a chance you could all die.

Health System

Each organ within the body contributes to it's over all health.
  • The Heart and Brain are each worth 50% of the total health.
  • The Lungs and Liver are each worth 35% of the health of the body.
  • And the Stomach and Intestines are worth 15% of the body each.
If any number of organs totaling to 100% of the body's health fail, then the body will die, and the game will be over.

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Typical Phalla rules apply, no screen shots, anonymous contact or other generally accepted bogus activities.
The vote will close at 7pm PST.

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Day 1 Narration
Day 2 Narration
Day 3 Narration
Day 4 Narration
Day 5 Narration
Day 6 Narration
Day 7 Narration

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Playerlist:

3. Fatal3rr0r
4. Delmain
6. crimsoncoyote
7. TehSloth
9. Houn
10. Kuhlmeye
11. Simonwolf
12. Burnage
14. jdarksun
17. Dogbone33
19. Darian
21. kime
22. ebfan
23. Zandracon
24. Typhus377
25. Mr. Defecation
26. Zellpher
27. Arivia
29. Vagrant_winds
30. Kay
31. Obbi
32. Skycaptain
33. uean
34. piL
36. Shadowthomas
37. Oaklore
39. Rainfall
40. Daius
41. Malhavok
42. Crovaxan
43. Egos
44. garroad_ran
46. Julius Caezure
47. Exarch
48. Wildcat
49. Kistra
50. Funkywaltdogg
52. Jobastion
53. OptimusZed
54. Athenor



Reserves.

1. Rawkking Goodguy
2.
3.
4.
5.
...

Dead.

[strike]1. Samurai6966 [/strike]
[strike]2. Dunadan019[/strike]
[strike]5. lonelyahava[/strike]
[strike]8. Dundainjedi[/strike]
[strike]13. Iamtheaznman [/strike]
[strike]15. Nocturne[/strike]
[strike]16. Faynor [/strike]
[strike]18. shalmelo [/strike]
[strike]20. Warban[/strike]
[strike]28. Whitezinfandel[/strike]
[strike]35. Robos a Go Go[/strike]
[strike]38. Suki[/strike]
[strike]45. BobCesca[/strike]
[strike]51. Rend [/strike]
[strike] 55. Skulk [/strike]

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    First

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Numenor is not a representation of Atlantis

    Dunadan019 on
  • Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Joining on this voyage.

    Fatal3RR0R on
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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Numenor is not a representation of Atlantis

    Yes it is.

    !Siggity-Sign

    Delmain on
    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !Signup in lime

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Body wars the phalla? YES!

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Sign up

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    How is the Brain and Heart worth 50% each?

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Is this similar to the Great Space Roller Coaster?

    Houn on
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !spot please

    kuhlmeye on
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  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !Sign up for #47

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    How is the Brain and Heart worth 50% each?

    The way I understand, the whole body is worth 200% (50+50+35+35+15+15). If it totals to 100% damaged (Heart + Brain, Heart + Lungs + Stomach, etc.), the game is over.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sign up

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    How is the Brain and Heart worth 50% each?

    The way I understand, the whole body is worth 200% (50+50+35+35+15+15). If it totals to 100% damaged (Heart + Brain, Heart + Lungs + Stomach, etc.), the game is over.

    Talk about some shit for the village.

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    How is the Brain and Heart worth 50% each?

    Science.

    Also, sign up!

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited September 2009
    !Sure

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    How is the Brain and Heart worth 50% each?

    The way I understand, the whole body is worth 200% (50+50+35+35+15+15). If it totals to 100% damaged (Heart + Brain, Heart + Lungs + Stomach, etc.), the game is over.

    This was how I took it as well.

    Delmain on
    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Delmain wrote: »
    How is the Brain and Heart worth 50% each?

    The way I understand, the whole body is worth 200% (50+50+35+35+15+15). If it totals to 100% damaged (Heart + Brain, Heart + Lungs + Stomach, etc.), the game is over.

    This was how I took it as well.

    That is absolutely correct.

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Delmain wrote: »
    This was how I took it as well.

    That's what she said.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Numenor is not a representation of Atlantis

    Yes it is.

    !Siggity-Sign

    Delmain

    Dunadan019 on
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Numenor is not a representation of Atlantis

    Yes it is.

    !Siggity-Sign

    Delmain

    IT IS! It's a giant island off to the west of England/Europe that was home to a race of greater-than-normal humans that sank into the ocean.

    It's fucking Atlantis.

    Delmain on
    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Numenor is not a representation of Atlantis

    Yes it is.

    !Siggity-Sign

    Delmain

    IT IS! It's a giant island off to the west of England/Europe that was home to a race of greater-than-normal humans that sank into the ocean.

    It's fucking Atlantis.

    atlantis was in the mediteranian.

    avalon was off the coast of england.

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Numenor is not a representation of Atlantis

    Yes it is.

    !Siggity-Sign

    Delmain

    IT IS! It's a giant island off to the west of England/Europe that was home to a race of greater-than-normal humans that sank into the ocean.

    It's fucking Atlantis.

    atlantis was in the mediteranian.

    avalon was off the coast of england.

    Plato's Atlantis was past the [whatever the greeks called the straits of Gibraltar it's escaping me].

    Personally I think Numenor was more Atlantis-y and Valinor was nore Avalon-y.

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Numenor is not a representation of Atlantis

    Yes it is.

    !Siggity-Sign

    Delmain

    IT IS! It's a giant island off to the west of England/Europe that was home to a race of greater-than-normal humans that sank into the ocean.

    It's fucking Atlantis.

    atlantis was in the mediteranian.

    avalon was off the coast of england.

    Avalon = Atlantis = Numenor = GIANT SPACESHIP-CITY IN ANOTHER GALAXY

    Delmain on
    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Numenor is not a representation of Atlantis

    Yes it is.

    !Siggity-Sign

    Delmain

    IT IS! It's a giant island off to the west of England/Europe that was home to a race of greater-than-normal humans that sank into the ocean.

    It's fucking Atlantis.

    atlantis was in the mediteranian.

    avalon was off the coast of england.

    Plato's Atlantis was past the [whatever the greeks called the straits of Gibraltar it's escaping me].

    Personally I think Numenor was more Atlantis-y and Valinor was nore Avalon-y.

    Pillars of Hercules.

    Delmain on
    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Numenor is not a representation of Atlantis

    Yes it is.

    !Siggity-Sign

    Delmain

    IT IS! It's a giant island off to the west of England/Europe that was home to a race of greater-than-normal humans that sank into the ocean.

    It's fucking Atlantis.

    atlantis was in the mediteranian.

    avalon was off the coast of england.

    Plato's Atlantis was past the [whatever the greeks called the straits of Gibraltar it's escaping me].

    Personally I think Numenor was more Atlantis-y and Valinor was nore Avalon-y.

    Pillars of Hercules.

    Yeah, those. Still they all are pretty interchangeable.

    dunedainjedi on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Numenor is not a representation of Atlantis

    Yes it is.

    !Siggity-Sign

    Delmain

    IT IS! It's a giant island off to the west of England/Europe that was home to a race of greater-than-normal humans that sank into the ocean.

    It's fucking Atlantis.

    atlantis was in the mediteranian.

    avalon was off the coast of england.

    Avalon = Atlantis = Numenor = GIANT SPACESHIP-CITY IN ANOTHER GALAXY

    this proves it.

    King arthur was Aragorn was Odin was Ra was Samurai Jesus.

    Dunadan019 on
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Numenor is not a representation of Atlantis

    Yes it is.

    !Siggity-Sign

    Delmain

    IT IS! It's a giant island off to the west of England/Europe that was home to a race of greater-than-normal humans that sank into the ocean.

    It's fucking Atlantis.

    atlantis was in the mediteranian.

    avalon was off the coast of england.

    Avalon = Atlantis = Numenor = GIANT SPACESHIP-CITY IN ANOTHER GALAXY

    this proves it.

    King arthur was Aragorn was Odin was Ra was Samurai Jesus.

    THAT'S IT. The universe makes sense now.

    Delmain on
    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Numenor is not a representation of Atlantis

    Yes it is.

    !Siggity-Sign

    Delmain

    IT IS! It's a giant island off to the west of England/Europe that was home to a race of greater-than-normal humans that sank into the ocean.

    It's fucking Atlantis.

    atlantis was in the mediteranian.

    avalon was off the coast of england.

    Avalon = Atlantis = Numenor = GIANT SPACESHIP-CITY IN ANOTHER GALAXY

    this proves it.

    King arthur was Aragorn was Odin was Ra was Samurai Jesus.

    THAT'S IT. The universe makes sense now.

    Which Universe?

    lonelyahava on
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »

    this proves it.

    King arthur was Aragorn was Odin was Ra was Samurai Jesus.

    How do you know who I am?

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Where does Samurai Lincoln fit in to that, though?

    The mystery continues...

    Houn on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !Sign Up, I reckon.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Houn wrote: »
    Where does Samurai Lincoln fit in to that, though?

    The mystery continues...

    He's my brother. Don't worry. Ninja John Boots will take care of him.

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !sign up

    What about the colon?

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That's the large intestine, the large intestine and small intestines are lumped together.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    We're at finger alert 5

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sign up

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  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I picked the most random number. Ergo I will have the most random role.

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This is intresting....

    !Signup

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