Ok, seriously....hmmm....well Pony is a cool dude, I think Redeemer is neat. Most of the regs from way back in 2003 are cool, really...Sheri is angry when she is around and I like that. Potatoe is a nice dude. I can't forget all the jerks I've played PC games with, everyone likes Geek and things wouldn't be the same without Defender and I'll leave it at that.
If I forgot you say so and I'll think up something on the spot.
[spoiler:8589032f82]Marlon Brando had just finished rubbing himself with fourteen and three quarter buckets of KFC original recipe chicken. The smell was pungent.
A rich aroma of grease and sweat made the air heavy. FortyTwo did not mind however; he had known all along why Mr.Brando had called him here. FortyTwo liked his men like he liked his coffee–large, rich, and full of semen.
"Mr Brando, your clothes are soaked with grease," said FortyTwo, in a low purr. "What do you say we get them off you before you get cold."
FortyTwo crawled on top of him, and slowly unbuttoned his shirt.
His breasts, swollen with lard, burst forth, pillowing to each side. FortyTwo bent down and took a nipple in his mouth, suckling gently. Marlon moaned in pleasure, cupping his other teat. "You like that?" FortyTwo cooed, slowly moving his hands down to the button of Brando's pants.
"How is little Brando? Does he want to come out and play?"
Brando nodded, so violently that his jowls were still shaking as FortyTwo's lips wrapped around his penis.
One hand was dedicated to swiftly stroking the shaft, while the other was holding up the spill-over stomach fat. The grease from the chicken helped him slide the swollen cock all the way down to the base. The second his lips kissed Marlon's pelvis, he climaxed. As the hot semen burst forth, sliding down his throat, FortyTwo could only think of how lucky he was to be doing this.[/spoiler:8589032f82]
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Sonic tripped along sexily. He was on his way to meet his lover, Knuckles, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a snake hopping along, carrying a cucumber in its mouth.
Sonic was almost on the grass when he came across an angry cake, lying alone on a blastfomous plate. "That must be a treat from my pissed bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked sexy, so he ate it.
It gave him the most horny tingling sensation in his long shaft. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Knuckles.
When Knuckles came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Sonic cried quickly.
"Your ring! And your ass cheeks!" Knuckles said. "They're shy! Can't you feel it?"
Sonic felt his ring and his ass cheeks. They were indeed quite shy. "Oh, no!" Sonic said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that angry cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Knuckles said. "I got you a carrot. It must have been that quiet man who lives nearby. He acts a little internally, ever since he raped a Dr. Robotnic's lab."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Sonic sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Knuckles said hardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your ring is really sheepish like that."
"Really?" Sonic dried her tears. Sonic kissed Knuckles and it was an entirely wild sensation, like a white shower that extends across the heavens.
They spent the night having entirely wild sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.[/spoiler:0d1d5bcd78]
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thorgotthere is special providencein the fall of a sparrowRegistered Userregular
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Sonic tripped along sexily. He was on his way to meet his lover, Knuckles, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a snake hopping along, carrying a cucumber in its mouth.
Sonic was almost on the grass when he came across an angry cake, lying alone on a blastfomous plate. "That must be a treat from my pissed bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked sexy, so he ate it.
It gave him the most horny tingling sensation in his long shaft. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Knuckles.
When Knuckles came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Sonic cried quickly.
"Your ring! And your ass cheeks!" Knuckles said. "They're shy! Can't you feel it?"
Sonic felt his ring and his ass cheeks. They were indeed quite shy. "Oh, no!" Sonic said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that angry cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Knuckles said. "I got you a carrot. It must have been that quiet man who lives nearby. He acts a little internally, ever since he raped a Dr. Robotnic's lab."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Sonic sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Knuckles said hardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your ring is really sheepish like that."
"Really?" Sonic dried her tears. Sonic kissed Knuckles and it was an entirely wild sensation, like a white shower that extends across the heavens.
They spent the night having entirely wild sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.[/spoiler:562847bba1]
[spoiler:d2cbf4433b]Tetris I Block and Tetris L Block were out for a long Valentine's walk on a square block. As they went, Tetris L Block rested her hand on Tetris I Block's curve. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so 90 degree angled, Tetris I Block was filled with randy dread.
"Do you suppose it's hot here?" he asked forcefully.
"You sexy silly," Tetris L Block said, tickling Tetris I Block with her long alley. "It's completely anal."
Just then, an oral donkey leapt out from behind a square block and raped Tetris L Block in the shaft. "Aaargh!" Tetris L Block screamed.
Things looked horny. But Tetris I Block, although he was facial, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a Z block and, like a perfect fit they repeatedly lined themselves up into a rectangle, all night long, beat the donkey anally until it ran off. "That will teach you to hump innocent people."
Then he clasped Tetris L Block close. Tetris L Block was bleeding muscularly. "My darling," Tetris I Block said, and pressed his lips to Tetris L Block's angle.
"I love you," Tetris L Block said huskily, and expired in Tetris I Block's arms.
Tetris I Block never loved again.[/spoiler:d2cbf4433b]
[spoiler:10222990e0]Tetris I Block and Tetris L Block were out for a long Valentine's walk on a square block. As they went, Tetris L Block rested her hand on Tetris I Block's curve. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so 90 degree angled, Tetris I Block was filled with randy dread.
"Do you suppose it's hot here?" he asked forcefully.
"You sexy silly," Tetris L Block said, tickling Tetris I Block with her long alley. "It's completely anal."
Just then, an oral donkey leapt out from behind a square block and raped Tetris L Block in the shaft. "Aaargh!" Tetris L Block screamed.
Things looked horny. But Tetris I Block, although he was facial, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a Z block and, like a perfect fit they repeatedly lined themselves up into a rectangle, all night long, beat the donkey anally until it ran off. "That will teach you to hump innocent people."
Then he clasped Tetris L Block close. Tetris L Block was bleeding muscularly. "My darling," Tetris I Block said, and pressed his lips to Tetris L Block's angle.
"I love you," Tetris L Block said huskily, and expired in Tetris I Block's arms.
Tetris I Block never loved again.[/spoiler:10222990e0]
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Is that enough, Fallsy
http://fantasy.premierleague.com/my-leagues/
The join code for the CLASSIC league: 214755-65927
The join code for the HEAD-TO-HEAD league: 5294-3346
And really I mean, that has to count for something
well, not now, but i am about to look it up
Rankenphile is up there though.
As far as favourite forumer goes I'd have to say of the current crew I like Pkmoutl the best.
If I forgot you say so and I'll think up something on the spot.
Secret Satan
Bud'te zdorovy
[spoiler:8589032f82]Marlon Brando had just finished rubbing himself with fourteen and three quarter buckets of KFC original recipe chicken. The smell was pungent.
A rich aroma of grease and sweat made the air heavy. FortyTwo did not mind however; he had known all along why Mr.Brando had called him here. FortyTwo liked his men like he liked his coffee–large, rich, and full of semen.
"Mr Brando, your clothes are soaked with grease," said FortyTwo, in a low purr. "What do you say we get them off you before you get cold."
FortyTwo crawled on top of him, and slowly unbuttoned his shirt.
His breasts, swollen with lard, burst forth, pillowing to each side. FortyTwo bent down and took a nipple in his mouth, suckling gently. Marlon moaned in pleasure, cupping his other teat. "You like that?" FortyTwo cooed, slowly moving his hands down to the button of Brando's pants.
"How is little Brando? Does he want to come out and play?"
Brando nodded, so violently that his jowls were still shaking as FortyTwo's lips wrapped around his penis.
One hand was dedicated to swiftly stroking the shaft, while the other was holding up the spill-over stomach fat. The grease from the chicken helped him slide the swollen cock all the way down to the base. The second his lips kissed Marlon's pelvis, he climaxed. As the hot semen burst forth, sliding down his throat, FortyTwo could only think of how lucky he was to be doing this.[/spoiler:8589032f82]
Sonic tripped along sexily. He was on his way to meet his lover, Knuckles, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a snake hopping along, carrying a cucumber in its mouth.
Sonic was almost on the grass when he came across an angry cake, lying alone on a blastfomous plate. "That must be a treat from my pissed bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked sexy, so he ate it.
It gave him the most horny tingling sensation in his long shaft. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Knuckles.
When Knuckles came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Sonic cried quickly.
"Your ring! And your ass cheeks!" Knuckles said. "They're shy! Can't you feel it?"
Sonic felt his ring and his ass cheeks. They were indeed quite shy. "Oh, no!" Sonic said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that angry cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Knuckles said. "I got you a carrot. It must have been that quiet man who lives nearby. He acts a little internally, ever since he raped a Dr. Robotnic's lab."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Sonic sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Knuckles said hardly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your ring is really sheepish like that."
"Really?" Sonic dried her tears. Sonic kissed Knuckles and it was an entirely wild sensation, like a white shower that extends across the heavens.
They spent the night having entirely wild sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.[/spoiler:0d1d5bcd78]
http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/
tfs, rank, berk, whippy... zerozero
knob seems awesome, as does bombardier, as do the other people i keep bumping into on vent.
names are hard.
"Do you suppose it's hot here?" he asked forcefully.
"You sexy silly," Tetris L Block said, tickling Tetris I Block with her long alley. "It's completely anal."
Just then, an oral donkey leapt out from behind a square block and raped Tetris L Block in the shaft. "Aaargh!" Tetris L Block screamed.
Things looked horny. But Tetris I Block, although he was facial, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a Z block and, like a perfect fit they repeatedly lined themselves up into a rectangle, all night long, beat the donkey anally until it ran off. "That will teach you to hump innocent people."
Then he clasped Tetris L Block close. Tetris L Block was bleeding muscularly. "My darling," Tetris I Block said, and pressed his lips to Tetris L Block's angle.
"I love you," Tetris L Block said huskily, and expired in Tetris I Block's arms.
Tetris I Block never loved again.[/spoiler:d2cbf4433b]
You're so young. Much to learn.
etc.
The rest of you are all secondary at best.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
So how in the hell are you posting?
Piotyr..
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.