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Let's rap about Kingdom Hearts.

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited January 2011 in Social Entropy++
Not literally rap. I mean talk.

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So, I like these games. Not because of the story or anything, but because it combines two of my favorite genres: RPGs, and wailing on dudes. And with a new game on the horizon, what better time to hold forth on this fine series of games?

Speaking of which:

THE GAMES

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I didn't actually play much of the first one, I actually rented it a few months before 2 came out just for a larf. I got far enough in it to know that I'd be down for some more, though. Plus it had Tarzan.

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ah, Chain Of Memories. The freak game. I didn't finish this one either, for some reason. Probably had to do with the card thing, it was pretty weird. Though they did remake it for the PS2, and I'll probably get to it someday.

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Alright, here's where the rubber meets the road. This is the game I really got into. Barring an hours-long intro that makes Taris look like a joyride, this is where the game really hit its stride. The combat was much improved from the original, the camera didn't suck, the gummi ship stuff was actually kinda fun, and it was just all around good times. Except hanging out with creepy photorealistic Johnny Depp, anyways. Also, Sephiroth is a dick.

(there was a cell phone game right around this time too but fuck that)

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358/2 Days is the newest game in the series, coming out next Tuesday. I'm pretty excited for it, even though you have to play as Roxas, and he's kind of a terrible character. But he dual-wields his keyblade thingy, so, awesome. Also, this one has multiplayer missions, which I'll probably never get to play since they're not over wi-fi.

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this one's coming out for the PSP sometime, I don't know anything about it, but I'll probably buy it.

THE STORY

Utter fucking nonsense.

THE CHARACTERS

Well, if I did a proper post-up on all the characters in these games we'd be here all day. The main character of most of the games is Sora, a kid who woke up on an island one day with no memory of where he'd been before. (I think, I'm not fact checking this shit) He lives on the island with his two best friends, Kairi and Riku. Then Riku disappears and the game happens. And then Sora meets Goofy and Donald Duck, two characters nobody had heard of prior to this game. They have to rescue this mouse guy who is their king, who nobody has ever heard of either, and to do that they have to traverse a bunch of worlds based on movies nobody's ever seen.

But that's story and who cares. There's a guy voiced by Christopher Lee, so that guy is automatically the best guy in the whole game.

Also Bruce Boxleitner shows up.

but you guys know all this shit already so what say we dispense with the formalities, shall we

who's excited for this fruity shit besides me, huh

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I wish they would stop with the spin-offs. And by spin-offs I mean not Kingdom Hearts 3.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I never played any of these but I remember thinking it was a joke when I first heard announcements and such about it

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I still remember the fake Mushroom Kingdom Hearts announcement

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I really wish they'd include Gargoyles in one of these.

    Like, Manhattan World or something.

    Or at least make Goliath a summonable ally.
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I never played any of these but I remember thinking it was a joke when I first heard announcements and such about it

    I had similar thoughts. The whole thing is just such a silly concept.

    But as soon as I started playing it I realized how very wrong I was.

    It's very artistic, and surprisingly enthralling.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I actually had a friend who was excited about that. Then I told him to look at the date of the announcement.

    Should've seen the look on his face.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I wish they would stop with the spin-offs. And by spin-offs I mean not Kingdom Hearts 3.

    it is square enix policy that the more people want something, the more they delay it

    look for the FF VII remake in 3245.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I couldn't get into these games but I loved the shit out of both dark cloud and it's sequel, which have some pretty similar elements

    maybe I'll give em another shot

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    dark cloud has absolutely nothing in common with kingdom hearts

    like, nothing at all

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    spono wrote: »
    I couldn't get into these games but I loved the shit out of both dark cloud and it's sequel, which have some pretty similar elements

    maybe I'll give em another shot

    the saddest thing is the best game is kh2, but the intro is literally 4 hours long. You are doing meaningless shit with not-the-main-character for FOUR FUCKING HOURS.

    I beat the game once and haven't been able to give it another go because of that damned intro

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The main character of most of the games is Sora, a kid who woke up on an island one day with no memory of where he'd been before. (I think, I'm not fact checking this shit)

    He had a home that was shown, very briefly, at the beginning of the first game.

    However, all of it that you really see is his room, and you overhear his Mom calling him. That's the last of his home we ever saw, as far as I can remember.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    shoe i beat that intro in 1 hour. you are doing it wrong if you take 4.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    kingdom hearts is awesome and I want 358/2

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    but that's why I hope 358/2 will give me some more of that sweet sweet pep

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Played through 1 and 2, thought they were boss as hell, the Tron level was best

    Only thing I didn't like was the gummi ship minigame, since it looked like an autistic dog had vomited onto my screen

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  • Red ZoneRed Zone Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE kingdom hearts 1 and 2. They are the best playstation games ever.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    everyone forgets the god damned steamboat willie level

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I actually broke a controller because I was completely frustrated that the intro would never end.

    JUST LET ME PLAY AS THE MAIN CHARACTER ALREADY DAMMIT

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    shoe i beat that intro in 1 hour. you are doing it wrong if you take 4.

    maybe it just felt like 4 or maybe you are YU-GI-OH THE KING OF GAMES I dunno I know it sucks that's what

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The story in the first game was actually pretty good

    Pretty much hated the one in the second

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh shit that game is coming out next week. I still need to get hatsworth and scribblenauts.

    In other news I might have a job at gamestop for the holidays so maybe I'll get some sort of employee discount

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The character designs make me want to violently expell most of my organs and bones through my mouth.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    everyone forgets the god damned steamboat willie level

    that and tron are tied for best level

    I wish Sora had turned into an 8 bit sprite, but I guess that'd be a bit jarring

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited September 2009
    kingdom hearts 2 is badass

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    dark cloud has absolutely nothing in common with kingdom hearts

    like, nothing at all

    you run around in a 3-d third person view and hit shit with a stick / key / hammer / whatever and then you level up

    yeah ok that's a little vague

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    everyone forgets the god damned steamboat willie level

    it was awesome but tragically short

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I actually broke a controller because I was completely frustrated that the intro would never end.

    JUST LET ME PLAY AS THE MAIN CHARACTER ALREADY DAMMIT

    Yeah but that dude was way more interesting than Sora sooooo

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What does 358/2 even mean

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    What does 358/2 even mean

    179

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    179

    1+7+9=17?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I actually broke a controller because I was completely frustrated that the intro would never end.

    JUST LET ME PLAY AS THE MAIN CHARACTER ALREADY DAMMIT

    Yeah but that dude was way more interesting than Sora sooooo

    really? eugh.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The story in the first game was actually pretty good

    Pretty much hated the one in the second

    Yeah, pretty much.

    And neither Sora nor Roxas were very interesting, so yeah.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Also, although I never played these games, I shamelessly love that Simple and Clean song

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    wish axel was the main character

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Also reaction commands fucking sucked.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    spono wrote: »
    I couldn't get into these games but I loved the shit out of both dark cloud and it's sequel, which have some pretty similar elements

    maybe I'll give em another shot

    the saddest thing is the best game is kh2, but the intro is literally 4 hours long. You are doing meaningless shit with not-the-main-character for FOUR FUCKING HOURS.

    I beat the game once and haven't been able to give it another go because of that damned intro

    Yeah, I was really fucking sick of doing side missions and other nonsense for completely pointless characters that were neither entertaining nor plot-relevant.

    And then it ends immediately after you get into a fight that is actually really fun and not just smashing up a couple pissant mooks, like the programmers deliberately wanted it to be as boring as possible, and stop it the instant it became fun.

    Also, Kusu is correct; Steamboat Willie doesn't get enough love.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the voice acting was (mostly) stellar also

    Dan Castenalleta, Billy Zane, James Motherfucking Woods

    I am sad that there wasn't an Emperor's New Groove level with llama Cuzco sidekick

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Also, although I never played these games, I shamelessly love that Simple and Clean song

    The symphony versions of that and Passion are so very very good, it's ridiculous.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wish axel was the main character

    This is my opinion

    He got shit done

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    spono wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    dark cloud has absolutely nothing in common with kingdom hearts

    like, nothing at all

    you run around in a 3-d third person view and hit shit with a stick / key / hammer / whatever and then you level up

    yeah ok that's a little vague

    extremely.
    i mean for one, dark cloud is a dungeon crawler

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