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Looking for massive sandwiches in Seattle

proXimityproXimity Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Help / Advice Forum
So I was linked this sandwich http://zeefermadness.blogspot.com/2009/05/big-sandwich-internote.html?zx=6a11547b2ddbc65 today, and instantly fell in love.

However, I don't think a long distance relationship would be maintainable with one of these.

Where can I find sandwiches of similar proportions in the Seattle area?

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  • Red RoverRed Rover Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That looks horrendous. Good luck.

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  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I've eaten at the Fat Sandwich Company location in Champaign (actually, they delivered sandwiches and beer, which was the reason we ordered. it was cold outside and they're one of the few places on that campus who deliver alcohol), and I really can't imagine there being anything similar in Seattle. I didn't eat that monstrosity though, I had the Fat MILF, which is basically a philly cheesesteak with chicken fingers, bacon and mozzarella sticks as toppings.

    I've never seen anything like their sandwiches anywhere else. They're really a place that thrives in serving disgustingly unhealthy foods, something I can't see taking on in the pacific northwest. There's a reason their 3 locations are all on midwestern college campuses.

    if anything you could try to keep your eyes on This Is Why You're Fat (who've featured Fat Sandwich Co. more than once) and see if anything local shows up

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I can't see your link, since I'm at work, so I'm not sure how giant of a sandwich we're lookin' at here...
    But, when you mentioned unweildy sandwiches and Seattle I thought of Lunchbox Laboratory in ballard. As far as I can tell they don't have a website, which is sad, but they're definately worth a look.

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  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Aioua wrote: »
    I can't see your link, since I'm at work, so I'm not sure how giant of a sandwich we're lookin' at here...
    But, when you mentioned unweildy sandwiches and Seattle I thought of Lunchbox Laboratory in ballard. As far as I can tell they don't have a website, which is sad, but they're definately worth a look.

    ingredients, and keep in mind this is constructed into a single sandwich:
    On 2 rolls: 4 cheeseburgers, double cheesesteak, chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzerella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeno poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, mini corndogs, american cheese, mayo, ketchup

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Jesus Christ! The sandwich OP linked needs me to click through an obscenity filter.

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  • SliderSlider Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
  • BarrakkethBarrakketh Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Monoxide wrote: »
    ingredients, and keep in mind this is constructed into a single sandwich:
    On 2 rolls: 4 cheeseburgers, double cheesesteak, chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzerella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeno poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, mini corndogs, american cheese, mayo, ketchup

    Jesus christ. I feel like I need to see a cardiologist after just reading that list.

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  • shadydentistshadydentist Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Rutgers University has its grease trucks, which offers comparable fare. Perhaps I would look around the UW campus.

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  • SliderSlider Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't know very much about sandwiches, but if you're in the U District and want a burger go to Dick's.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    There's a place in the U-District called Piccolo's Pizza that, while it doesn't really get anywhere near that degree of unhealthiness, still serves you a heart attack between two slices of bread.

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  • susansusan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Can't speak specifically to burgers and sandwiches, but I'd like to give a shout-out to Beth's Cafe (7311 Aurora Ave N, Seattle, WA 98103, http://www.bethscafe.com). 12 Egg Omelets and unlimited hashbrowns will set you right, and those chefs could probably hook you up with anything you'd want to clog your heart.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    susan wrote: »
    Can't speak specifically to burgers and sandwiches, but I'd like to give a shout-out to Beth's Cafe (7311 Aurora Ave N, Seattle, WA 98103, http://www.bethscafe.com). 12 Egg Omelets and unlimited hashbrowns will set you right, and those chefs could probably hook you up with anything you'd want to clog your heart.
    Beth's does make damn good 12-egg omelettes (they're served on a pizza platter; me and two friends usually split one).

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Barrakketh wrote: »
    Monoxide wrote: »
    ingredients, and keep in mind this is constructed into a single sandwich:
    On 2 rolls: 4 cheeseburgers, double cheesesteak, chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzerella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeno poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, mini corndogs, american cheese, mayo, ketchup

    Jesus christ. I feel like I need to see a cardiologist after just reading that list.

    I would love to know just how many calories and grams of fat are in that thing. It's like, I can't look away from it. I am utterly amazed by it.

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  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Sentry wrote: »
    Barrakketh wrote: »
    Monoxide wrote: »
    ingredients, and keep in mind this is constructed into a single sandwich:
    On 2 rolls: 4 cheeseburgers, double cheesesteak, chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzerella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeno poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, mini corndogs, american cheese, mayo, ketchup

    Jesus christ. I feel like I need to see a cardiologist after just reading that list.

    I would love to know just how many calories and grams of fat are in that thing. It's like, I can't look away from it. I am utterly amazed by it.

    I'd imagine the fat content of that would be measured in kilograms

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  • rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    How about a burrito? Specifically Gordito's in Greenwood. Everything is at least the size of a football there.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Honey Hole has pretty big ass sandwiches. Look there!

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  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    rfalias wrote: »

    Dude the "Meat-Baby" on that website is actually horrifying

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  • EshEsh Tending bar. FFXIV. Motorcycles. Portland, ORRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If you come to Portland, there's a sandwich place on Alberta that has a cheeseburger between two grilled cheese sandwiches.

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dixon wrote: »
    rfalias wrote: »

    Dude the "Meat-Baby" on that website is actually horrifying

    This makes me so hungry. I've been doing a decent job sticking to my diet, and this is horrible. Is there a website that makes... salads and fish look more appetizing?

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  • rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Some of that shit is just downright frightening though

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  • Alternate_TheoryAlternate_Theory Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't know, but Dixie's might be worth a look.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    As7 wrote: »
    The Honey Hole has pretty big ass sandwiches. Look there!

    I don't remember particularly big ones there (I live 2 minutes down the street from the Honey Hole) but I do remember them having tasty tasty heart-attack sandwiches.

    So I guess that means I second As7's motion regarding the Honey Hole.

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Dixon wrote: »
    rfalias wrote: »

    Dude the "Meat-Baby" on that website is actually horrifying

    This makes me so hungry. I've been doing a decent job sticking to my diet, and this is horrible. Is there a website that makes... salads and fish look more appetizing?

    I don't see why you'd need it. The food on that site looks absolutely hideous. I mean I love a burger as much as the next guy but that stuff's just deep fried crap smothered in oil, purely for the sake of it. Half the stuff there makes me think I'd be sick as soon as I tried biting into it, with grease literally oozing out every time you tried to compress the merest sample into your mouth.

    Ugh. D:

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    See, this is why I'm in trouble. I LIKE deep fried things covered in oil for no reason.

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  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    subedii wrote: »
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Dixon wrote: »
    rfalias wrote: »

    Dude the "Meat-Baby" on that website is actually horrifying

    This makes me so hungry. I've been doing a decent job sticking to my diet, and this is horrible. Is there a website that makes... salads and fish look more appetizing?

    I don't see why you'd need it. The food on that site looks absolutely hideous. I mean I love a burger as much as the next guy but that stuff's just deep fried crap smothered in oil, purely for the sake of it. Half the stuff there makes me think I'd be sick as soon as I tried biting into it, with grease literally oozing out every time you tried to compress the merest sample into your mouth.

    Ugh. D:

    some of it is awful, some of it seems actually pretty appetizing, though not by any means healthy.

    I'd eat a Meatini for breakfast as it's just sausage, eggs and bacon; the Rubix Cubewich is just awesome, and somewhere on there are a few things from Kuma's Corner that are really fantastic while not meant to be eaten by one person in one sitting

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  • eatmosushieatmosushi __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    That's not a sandwich, it's a challenge. Man up, bro.

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    The Honey Hole has pretty big ass sandwiches. Look there!

    I don't remember particularly big ones there (I live 2 minutes down the street from the Honey Hole) but I do remember them having tasty tasty heart-attack sandwiches.

    So I guess that means I second As7's motion regarding the Honey Hole.
    The Honey Hole's sammiches are pretty average-sized, but goddamn are they delicious. :^:

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  • SliderSlider Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Makershot wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    The Honey Hole has pretty big ass sandwiches. Look there!

    I don't remember particularly big ones there (I live 2 minutes down the street from the Honey Hole) but I do remember them having tasty tasty heart-attack sandwiches.

    So I guess that means I second As7's motion regarding the Honey Hole.
    The Honey Hole's sammiches are pretty average-sized, but goddamn are they delicious. :^:

    Thanks! Affordable prices... This place looks great!

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  • EshEsh Tending bar. FFXIV. Motorcycles. Portland, ORRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Slider wrote: »
    Makershot wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    The Honey Hole has pretty big ass sandwiches. Look there!

    I don't remember particularly big ones there (I live 2 minutes down the street from the Honey Hole) but I do remember them having tasty tasty heart-attack sandwiches.

    So I guess that means I second As7's motion regarding the Honey Hole.
    The Honey Hole's sammiches are pretty average-sized, but goddamn are they delicious. :^:

    Thanks! Affordable prices... This place looks great!

    I'll toss in my vote for the Honey Hole as well. I used to eat there all the time when I lived in Seattle.

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  • proXimityproXimity Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'll definitely have to check out the Honey Hole, Piccolo's Pizza, and Gorditos... Damn I'm hungry just thinking about this delicious food

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  • ErandusErandus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Go to Red Mill. Get a Double Bacon Deluxe with some onion rings. Find out what life is really all about.

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