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[Chat] The internet is jerks

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Hacksaw wrote:
    ElJeffe wrote:
    Edgewood wrote:
    Some advice: if you get Cass as your Secret Satan recipient next year, send her tequila. Lots of tequila.

    I like this idea.

    Nothing can possibly go wrong when buying a minor tremendous amounts of alcohol!
    Jeffe, chatlog. Now. For the children, Jeffe. For the children.

    Their children? Can you image having a child in 15 years reading through a chat log of that?

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Hacksaw wrote:
    ElJeffe wrote:
    Edgewood wrote:
    Some advice: if you get Cass as your Secret Satan recipient next year, send her tequila. Lots of tequila.

    I like this idea.

    Nothing can possibly go wrong when buying a minor tremendous amounts of alcohol!
    Jeffe, chatlog. Now. For the children, Jeffe. For the children.

    Their children? Can you image having a child in 15 years reading through a chat log of that?
    Oh don't worry. I'll be sure to tell them about it personally.

    Wash on
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe wrote:
    Hacksaw wrote:
    ElJeffe wrote:
    Edgewood wrote:
    Some advice: if you get Cass as your Secret Satan recipient next year, send her tequila. Lots of tequila.

    I like this idea.

    Nothing can possibly go wrong when buying a minor tremendous amounts of alcohol!
    Jeffe, chatlog. Now. For the children, Jeffe. For the children.

    Chatlog what, precisely?
    He's referring to Cass' drunken confessions, I suspect.

    ViolentChemistry on
    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Aroduc wrote:
    Aldo wrote:
    It's okay Aroduc, we believe you.

    And, oh ok, then I can't help you. :<

    Duel Savior has me playing a lot of, well, not hentai games, but hentai game lately. If they were all this awesome, well.... I dunno, but I'm sure it'd involve me never leaving my computer ever again. I've been trying to solo all the paths in Hard mode, and it's not going particularly well because I suck all kinds of ass with Berio and Rico. Fucking support magic bitches.
    It looks wicked.

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe wrote:
    Hacksaw wrote:
    ElJeffe wrote:
    Edgewood wrote:
    Some advice: if you get Cass as your Secret Satan recipient next year, send her tequila. Lots of tequila.

    I like this idea.

    Nothing can possibly go wrong when buying a minor tremendous amounts of alcohol!
    Jeffe, chatlog. Now. For the children, Jeffe. For the children.

    Chatlog what, precisely?
    REALLY GOOD: BIG [CHAT] http://www.penny-arcade.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1073842875

    Wash on
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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe wrote:
    Hacksaw wrote:
    ElJeffe wrote:
    Edgewood wrote:
    Some advice: if you get Cass as your Secret Satan recipient next year, send her tequila. Lots of tequila.

    I like this idea.

    Nothing can possibly go wrong when buying a minor tremendous amounts of alcohol!
    Jeffe, chatlog. Now. For the children, Jeffe. For the children.

    Chatlog what, precisely?
    He's referring to Cass' drunken confessions, I suspect.

    Linky?

    ElJeffe on
    Maddie: "I named my feet. The left one is flip and the right one is flop. Oh, and also I named my flip-flops."

    I make tweet.
  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited December 2006
    Aldo wrote:
    Aroduc wrote:
    Aldo wrote:
    It's okay Aroduc, we believe you.

    And, oh ok, then I can't help you. :<

    Duel Savior has me playing a lot of, well, not hentai games, but hentai game lately. If they were all this awesome, well.... I dunno, but I'm sure it'd involve me never leaving my computer ever again. I've been trying to solo all the paths in Hard mode, and it's not going particularly well because I suck all kinds of ass with Berio and Rico. Fucking support magic bitches.
    It looks wicked.

    It's like the unholy child of Smash Brothers and the Tales games.

    With porn.

    Aroduc on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Page 19 ftw

    I am awsome. I link to page 18 but type 19. There is some stuff before that but 18 is where the real gold is. I think 60 something is when they wake up the next morning....

    The morning after.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Mornin', you loons.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2006
    stilist wrote:
    Mornin', you loons.
    Howdy, stilist.

    How roll 'dem oranges?

    Oboro on
    words
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe wrote:
    ElJeffe wrote:
    Hacksaw wrote:
    ElJeffe wrote:
    Edgewood wrote:
    Some advice: if you get Cass as your Secret Satan recipient next year, send her tequila. Lots of tequila.

    I like this idea.

    Nothing can possibly go wrong when buying a minor tremendous amounts of alcohol!
    Jeffe, chatlog. Now. For the children, Jeffe. For the children.

    Chatlog what, precisely?
    He's referring to Cass' drunken confessions, I suspect.

    Linky?
    I was out of town and don't really want to go back and read about the sexual exploits of teenagers.

    ViolentChemistry on
    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2006
    Well, that event was just all kinds of awesome, wasn't it?

    edit: And now it's been chatloggedz0rz.

    ElJeffe on
    Maddie: "I named my feet. The left one is flip and the right one is flop. Oh, and also I named my flip-flops."

    I make tweet.
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe wrote:
    Well, that event was just all kinds of awesome, wasn't it?

    edit: And now it's been chatloggedz0rz.
    I was reading it just now, and I was a little confused for a second as to how I ended up in the chatlog.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm back. Sorry I've been neglecting you, but I've been playing with my Wii. Which seems to be pretty damn wee.

    Fencingsax on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    So I'm kinda thinking of getting myself a DS lite this year, and giving my old DS to my girlfriend. Good idea, y/n?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Saburbia wrote:
    So I'm kinda thinking of getting myself a DS lite this year, and giving my old DS to my girlfriend. Good idea, y/n?
    Just don't act as if it is a very special gift you're giving. ;)

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Saburbia wrote:
    So I'm kinda thinking of getting myself a DS lite this year, and giving my old DS to my girlfriend. Good idea, y/n?

    Fabulous idea.
    Multiplayer Animal Crossing is like catnip to gamer girls.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Aldo wrote:
    Saburbia wrote:
    So I'm kinda thinking of getting myself a DS lite this year, and giving my old DS to my girlfriend. Good idea, y/n?
    Just don't act as if it is a very special gift you're giving. ;)

    I would've actually have just gotten her a DS lite, but she is one of those girls that doesn't want a lot of money spent on her, fights over dinner bill/movie tickets etc etc.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Saburbia wrote:
    Aldo wrote:
    Saburbia wrote:
    So I'm kinda thinking of getting myself a DS lite this year, and giving my old DS to my girlfriend. Good idea, y/n?
    Just don't act as if it is a very special gift you're giving. ;)

    I would've actually have just gotten her a DS lite, but she is one of those girls that doesn't want a lot of money spent on her, fights over dinner bill/movie tickets etc etc.
    You would still be an ass if you said you gave her "your" DS and she'd be all "aw, you shouldn't .." and then she catches you playing on a shinier DS later. :?

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Feral wrote:
    Saburbia wrote:
    So I'm kinda thinking of getting myself a DS lite this year, and giving my old DS to my girlfriend. Good idea, y/n?

    Fabulous idea.
    Multiplayer Animal Crossing is like catnip to gamer girls.

    She actually doesn't like sims, but she does like Kirby so Kirby Canvas Curse should be good, and she likes stradagies,so Advance Wars is another good game I think. Plus she might enjoy Elite Beat Agents.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Aldo wrote:
    Saburbia wrote:
    Aldo wrote:
    Saburbia wrote:
    So I'm kinda thinking of getting myself a DS lite this year, and giving my old DS to my girlfriend. Good idea, y/n?
    Just don't act as if it is a very special gift you're giving. ;)

    I would've actually have just gotten her a DS lite, but she is one of those girls that doesn't want a lot of money spent on her, fights over dinner bill/movie tickets etc etc.
    You would still be an ass if you said you gave her "your" DS and she'd be all "aw, you shouldn't .." and then she catches you playing on a shinier DS later. :?

    She didn't even know about the Ds lite when I first explained to her this idea, cause it isn't like this is my christmas present to her, just a little thing to get her into more gaming, instead of just pc.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I apparently was not missed. Has any awesomeness happened in the last couple of days? Aweseomeness besides the Great Cass and Choco Scandal?

    Fencingsax on
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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2006
    So Maddie is convinced that there's a black clown living inside her stuffed cow that's going to come out and get her.

    Does that make her a racist?

    ElJeffe on
    Maddie: "I named my feet. The left one is flip and the right one is flop. Oh, and also I named my flip-flops."

    I make tweet.
  • JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe wrote:
    So Maddie is convinced that there's a black clown living inside her stuffed cow that's going to come out and get her.

    Does that make her a racist?
    Undeniably so.

    Jinnigan on
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe wrote:
    So Maddie is convinced that there's a black clown living inside her stuffed cow that's going to come out and get her.

    Does that make her a racist?

    Does the clown only come out every full moon?
    I hear little girls are getting their minstrel cycles younger and younger these days.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe wrote:
    So Maddie is convinced that there's a black clown living inside her stuffed cow that's going to come out and get her.

    Does that make her a racist?

    Black, like skin? Or black, like Shadow Link?

    Fencingsax on
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe wrote:
    So Maddie is convinced that there's a black clown living inside her stuffed cow that's going to come out and get her.

    Does that make her a racist?
    No, having Republican parents does.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    celery77 wrote:
    ElJeffe wrote:
    So Maddie is convinced that there's a black clown living inside her stuffed cow that's going to come out and get her.

    Does that make her a racist?
    No, having Republican parents does.

    Damn honkies always trying to keep the evil black clowns down

    nexuscrawler on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    celery77 wrote:
    ElJeffe wrote:
    So Maddie is convinced that there's a black clown living inside her stuffed cow that's going to come out and get her.

    Does that make her a racist?
    No, having Republican parents does.

    Damn honkies always trying to keep the evil black clowns down
    Oh so just because they're black they're clowns now, huh?

    The Green Eyed Monster on
    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Fencingsax wrote:
    I apparently was not missed. Has any awesomeness happened in the last couple of days? Aweseomeness besides the Great Cass and Choco Scandal?
    Dyna has apparently gone mad. Either that, or he's bipolar, in a manic phase, and going after a number of forumers he dislikes (as well as the guy his ex-girlfriend left him for).

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    How many of you are back to work today? I'm back, but I'm not sure the office is actually going to be productive. All of our clients are still on holiday. :P

    Gives me a chance to do a few bug fixes in my software though.

    So how was your Christmases, guys? Mine went well. I expected nothing and got a new microwave, so it was a pretty sweet deal.

    Nova_C on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    celery77 wrote:
    ElJeffe wrote:
    So Maddie is convinced that there's a black clown living inside her stuffed cow that's going to come out and get her.

    Does that make her a racist?
    No, having Republican parents does.

    Damn honkies always trying to keep the evil black clowns down
    black&whim.jpg

    Wash on
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  • Vincent GraysonVincent Grayson Frederick, MDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe wrote:
    So Maddie is convinced that there's a black clown living inside her stuffed cow that's going to come out and get her.

    Does that make her a racist?

    How did she come to this conclusion?

    Vincent Grayson on
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe wrote:
    So Maddie is convinced that there's a black clown living inside her stuffed cow that's going to come out and get her.

    Does that make her a racist?
    How did she come to this conclusion?
    Elementary Class Consciousness.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe what would your daughter think if she saw such rude moddery from you. She would probably think bad things!

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe what would your daughter think if she saw such rude moddery from you. She would probably think bad things!
    REALLY GOOD

    BIG MODDERY

    Wash on
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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe what would your daughter think if she saw such rude moddery from you. She would probably think bad things!
    She would probably think "Look at my good daddy, being generous and sharing happiness with so many people!".

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • TachTach Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Edgewood wrote:
    celery77 wrote:
    ElJeffe wrote:
    So Maddie is convinced that there's a black clown living inside her stuffed cow that's going to come out and get her.

    Does that make her a racist?
    No, having Republican parents does.

    Damn honkies always trying to keep the evil black clowns down
    black&whim.jpg
    Moer leik:

    homey.jpg

    M I RITE?

    Tach on
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2006
    Fencingsax wrote:
    ElJeffe wrote:
    So Maddie is convinced that there's a black clown living inside her stuffed cow that's going to come out and get her.

    Does that make her a racist?

    Black, like skin? Or black, like Shadow Link?

    Probably like Shadow Link, since I don't think she understands "black" in the racial sense.

    edit: She's weird, though. On Christmas we told her she couldn't have any more marshmallows, because she'd had too many. Then she found one behind the tree. She pointed it out, and I asked what it was doing. She said, "It's mocking me."

    ElJeffe on
    Maddie: "I named my feet. The left one is flip and the right one is flop. Oh, and also I named my flip-flops."

    I make tweet.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    stilist wrote:
    ElJeffe what would your daughter think if she saw such rude moddery from you. She would probably think bad things!
    She would probably think "Look at my good daddy, being generous and sharing happiness with so many people!".

    Drunken debauchery!

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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