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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    So what is up guys

    Choco and I hung out with Saburbia and his lady today. They are very nice! His lady is actually really smart and cute and would probably fit in well here assuming her punctuation and grammar matches those other two standards. Saburbia is a gangly pale boy and I could pick my teeth with him. SKINNY BOY.

    The gauntlet, she has been thrown

    :wink:

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    So what is up guys

    Choco and I hung out with Saburbia and his lady today. They are very nice! His lady is actually really smart and cute and would probably fit in well here assuming her punctuation and grammar matches those other two standards. Saburbia is a gangly pale boy and I could pick my teeth with him. SKINNY BOY.

    The gauntlet, she has been thrown

    :wink:
    Sub, she's just trying to steal your girl. Don't fall for it like I did.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    YosemiteSamYosemiteSam Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    You don't always have to fuck her hard
    In fact sometimes that's not right
    To do
    Sometimes you've got to make some love
    And fuckin' give her some smooches too
    Sometimes you got to squeeze
    Sometimes you got to say please
    Sometimes you got to say, "Hey,
    I'm gonna fuck you
    Softly
    I'm gonna screw you gently
    I'm gonna hump you
    Sweetly
    I'm gonna ball you discreetly."

    YosemiteSam on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    mcc wrote:
    I guess the lesson is never, ever again try to make DynaGrip be nice to people
    The lesson is to never ever ever give me any sort of stimulant of any sort because regardless of how safe it is for everyone else it could so easily make me just flip out and like burn my brain up and maybe kill anybody i could get my hands on.

    Seriously dudes, hugs not drugs. Ain't even lying...

    Dynagrip on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Sorry for the past week or so everyone, I was on a very weird strange trip and it is unfortunate that everyone had to see it, but I'd rather lock myself up here and well, not get totally into super trouble outside.

    Sheri, I did PM you a very sincere apology, I am only repeating it know in case you suspect a trap. I know I would be super suspicious.

    Ok, back to the Wii and chilling with my dog. New hyper Gustaf pictures headed through your tubes.
    Cool, dude. Glad you're better.

    Senjutsu on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    mcc wrote:
    I guess the lesson is never, ever again try to make DynaGrip be nice to people
    The lesson is to never ever ever give me any sort of stimulant of any sort because regardless of how safe it is for everyone else it could so easily make me just flip out and like burn my brain up and maybe kill anybody i could get my hands on.

    Seriously dudes, hugs not drugs. Ain't even lying...

    So the fact that your whole trip uncannily reminded of an ex-friend of mine who went into psycho relapse mode on meth wasn't a total coincidence?

    Fuck, I need to trust my instincts more.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Blizzardwhateverhisface. Proof positive that home grown idiots are way more embarrassing than those we import. Can't we find an even more godforsaken rock to drop them off on?

    tynic on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    tynic wrote:
    Blizzardwhateverhisface. Proof positive that home grown idiots are way more embarrassing than those we import. Can't we find an even more godforsaken rock to drop them off on?
    The USA has enough idiots, thank you very much.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    stilist wrote:
    tynic wrote:
    Blizzardwhateverhisface. Proof positive that home grown idiots are way more embarrassing than those we import. Can't we find an even more godforsaken rock to drop them off on?
    The USA has enough idiots, thank you very much.
    I was thinking Greenland.

    edit: is LondonBridge about to bring up Stalin and Mao? Why yes, I believe he is!

    tynic on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Holy crap the Hussein thread is about to go into nuclear meltdown. The idiots, they're chanting the names of religions and starting the "Who killed more?" chant.

    It's going to end it tears.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    tynic wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    tynic wrote:
    Blizzardwhateverhisface. Proof positive that home grown idiots are way more embarrassing than those we import. Can't we find an even more godforsaken rock to drop them off on?
    The USA has enough idiots, thank you very much.
    I was thinking Greenland.

    Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed? In Greenland?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    So what is up guys

    Choco and I hung out with Saburbia and his lady today. They are very nice! His lady is actually really smart and cute and would probably fit in well here assuming her punctuation and grammar matches those other two standards. Saburbia is a gangly pale boy and I could pick my teeth with him. SKINNY BOY.

    The gauntlet, she has been thrown

    :wink:
    And I fucking missed it.

    Wash on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Holy crap the Hussein thread is about to go into nuclear meltdown. The idiots, they're chanting the names of religions and starting the "Who killed more?" chant.

    It's going to end it tears.
    Jeffe, here's your chance!

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Hush, DA, or I shall kill you in the name of Aethism!

    tynic on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Edgewood wrote:
    So what is up guys

    Choco and I hung out with Saburbia and his lady today. They are very nice! His lady is actually really smart and cute and would probably fit in well here assuming her punctuation and grammar matches those other two standards. Saburbia is a gangly pale boy and I could pick my teeth with him. SKINNY BOY.

    The gauntlet, she has been thrown

    :wink:
    And I fucking missed it.

    It's cool; when I move, I'll be like 20 minutes from you. There'll be many hangout opportunities. We can have the big Nerd Get-Together of 2007.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Edgewood wrote:
    So what is up guys

    Choco and I hung out with Saburbia and his lady today. They are very nice! His lady is actually really smart and cute and would probably fit in well here assuming her punctuation and grammar matches those other two standards. Saburbia is a gangly pale boy and I could pick my teeth with him. SKINNY BOY.

    The gauntlet, she has been thrown

    :wink:
    And I fucking missed it.

    It's cool; when I move, I'll be like 20 minutes from you. There'll be many hangout opportunities. We can have the big Nerd Get-Together of 2007.
    :D








    [spoiler:e5c197bea6]D:[/spoiler:e5c197bea6]

    Wash on
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    So what is up guys

    Choco and I hung out with Saburbia and his lady today. They are very nice! His lady is actually really smart and cute and would probably fit in well here assuming her punctuation and grammar matches those other two standards. Saburbia is a gangly pale boy and I could pick my teeth with him. SKINNY BOY.

    The gauntlet, she has been thrown

    :wink:

    So, how does this go?

    Hi, internet friends, this is my girlfriend.

    Girlfriend, these are my internet friends.

    VishNub on
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    CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    mcc wrote:
    I guess the lesson is never, ever again try to make DynaGrip be nice to people
    The lesson is to never ever ever give me any sort of stimulant of any sort because regardless of how safe it is for everyone else it could so easily make me just flip out and like burn my brain up and maybe kill anybody i could get my hands on.

    Seriously dudes, hugs not drugs. Ain't even lying...

    Glad to see you're on a more even keel.

    Corvus on
    :so_raven:
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    VishNub wrote:
    So what is up guys

    Choco and I hung out with Saburbia and his lady today. They are very nice! His lady is actually really smart and cute and would probably fit in well here assuming her punctuation and grammar matches those other two standards. Saburbia is a gangly pale boy and I could pick my teeth with him. SKINNY BOY.

    The gauntlet, she has been thrown

    :wink:

    So, how does this go?

    Hi, internet friends, this is my girlfriend.

    Girlfriend, these are my internet friends.

    We go by real names when we go off the computer, thus adhering to your primitive real world standards.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ah, now I see why the Sadaam thread is in its current state. No mods online.

    Corvus on
    :so_raven:
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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ooooh. Tynic calls LB's next argument to the T. Awesome.

    gundam470 on
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Corvus wrote:
    Ah, now I see why the Sadaam thread is in its current state. No mods online.
    I came to PA fresh from a self-moderated board, and didn't understand the need for such draconian moderators. That was before I cottoned onto the sheer quantity of idiots hanging around the internets.

    tynic on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    tynic wrote:
    Hush, DA, or I shall kill you in the name of Aethism!

    You called it on Stalin. Now I can do nothing but sit back and watch the horror unfold. If I go mad I'm blaming you.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    tynic wrote:
    Corvus wrote:
    Ah, now I see why the Sadaam thread is in its current state. No mods online.
    I came to PA fresh from a self-moderated board, and didn't understand the need for such draconian moderators. That was before I cottoned onto the sheer quantity of idiots hanging around the internets.
    How large was the board?

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    stilist wrote:
    tynic wrote:
    Corvus wrote:
    Ah, now I see why the Sadaam thread is in its current state. No mods online.
    I came to PA fresh from a self-moderated board, and didn't understand the need for such draconian moderators. That was before I cottoned onto the sheer quantity of idiots hanging around the internets.
    How large was the board?
    A lot smaller.

    Largely, it must be said, because of aforementioned self-moderation. Imagine if D&D as a group was allowed to ban people they didn't like and you'd have something close.

    Also I just poked a stick into the 'greatest country' hornets nest, and now I'm going to get lunch. I wonder what will happen?

    tynic on
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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited December 2006
    stilist wrote:
    tynic wrote:
    Corvus wrote:
    Ah, now I see why the Sadaam thread is in its current state. No mods online.
    I came to PA fresh from a self-moderated board, and didn't understand the need for such draconian moderators. That was before I cottoned onto the sheer quantity of idiots hanging around the internets.
    How large was the board?

    One.

    Aroduc on
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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Man, what the fuck. I thought Mr. Pink gets shot by those cops in the distance at the end. He just gets arrested? How lame.

    real_pochacco on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I peeked into the Saddam thread.

    D:

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Man, what the fuck. I thought Mr. Pink gets shot by those cops in the distance at the end. He just gets arrested? How lame.

    Pray this isn't a sign that Tarantino will end up the same way Lucas did. Pray hard.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Elendil wrote:
    I peeked into the Saddam thread.

    D:
    What else would you expect?

    stilist on
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    It's getting worse.

    tynic on
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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Man, what the fuck. I thought Mr. Pink gets shot by those cops in the distance at the end. He just gets arrested? How lame.

    Pray this isn't a sign that Tarantino will end up the same way Lucas did. Pray hard.

    "Tarantino: Well, actually, Vincent comes back from the dead the day after, and in zombie form exacts revenge on Butch himself."

    real_pochacco on
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    MahnmutMahnmut Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    tynic wrote:
    It's getting worse.

    :whistle:

    I like that it was the world's worst religion thread for a whole page~!

    Tynic, us hornets we are swarming. Prepare to die.

    Mahnmut on
    Steam/LoL: Jericho89
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    Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Mahnmut wrote:
    tynic wrote:
    It's getting worse.
    :whistle:

    I like that it was the world's worst religion thread for a whole page~!

    Tynic, us hornets we are swarming. Prepare to die.
    Yeah, that foolishness certainly came out of left-field (or should I say right . . . i r so clever).

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Can we like, excise the Saddam thread from the forum? Please?

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Elendil wrote:
    Can we like, excise the Saddam thread from the forum? Please?

    No way dude. It's retard flypaper. It's keeping them out of other threads.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    YosemiteSamYosemiteSam Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    WHAT MAN YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO OF SADDAM DYING

    WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY? A FUCKING BITCH ASS PUSSY?


    :roll:

    YosemiteSam on
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Mahnmut wrote:
    tynic wrote:
    It's getting worse.

    :whistle:

    I like that it was the world's worst religion thread for a whole page~!

    Tynic, us hornets we are swarming. Prepare to die.
    I haven't started a fight on here in a while. It's cleansing.

    tynic on
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    MahnmutMahnmut Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    WHAT MAN YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO OF SADDAM DYING

    WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY? A FUCKING BITCH ASS PUSSY?


    :roll:

    I bet you hate freedom too.

    You do hate freedom, don't you?

    Mahnmut on
    Steam/LoL: Jericho89
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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited December 2006
    Mahnmut wrote:
    WHAT MAN YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO OF SADDAM DYING

    WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY? A FUCKING BITCH ASS PUSSY?


    :roll:

    I bet you hate freedom too.

    You do hate freedom, don't you?

    I'm exercising my freedom from pants at this very moment.

    Aroduc on
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