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The Phalladock Saints(Mini Phalla)-Last Day!

dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
edited October 2009 in Critical Failures
And shepherds we shall be,
for thee my Lord for thee,
Power hath descended forth from thy hand,
that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command,
we shall flow a river forth to thee,
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine patris, et filii et spiritus sancti.

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What is Phalla?

Who are The Boondock Saints?

Now that the boring stuff is out of the way, let's go into the stuff that Dune came up with for the game that will probably have no effect whatsoever or totally ruin the experience.

This phalla will not have any straight village specials. The village specials will have different, although not conflicting win conditions. Villagers will be divided into two sub groups, pro vigilantism and anti vigilantism. Pro vigilante villagers think that the Boondock Saints are pretty cool, hell you may even wish you could go shoot up mafia members yourself(you actually can, it's called !voting). Anti vigilante villager disagree with the saints actions, they want to see evil men behind bars as much as everyone else, you just don't think it's right for a few guys to kill whoever they please. People are subject to flip flop on how they feel about the Boondock Saints. It's hard to be made at the guys who just killed 8....I mean 9 Russian Mobsters(including your loan shark). It's a lot easy to be pissed at the guys who just capped a father of three because they thought he was a drug dealer. Win conditions are subject to change. Remember that.

Other that almost everything should be very straight forward. Village specials are devided into the Boondock Saints and the Boston Police Department. This is Boston and the Italian Mafia, specifically the Yakavettas has a presence here.

Sign up in colors. Roles may or may not be assigned on who picks my favorite quote from the movie.

I'm kidding, they are completely random.

Playerlist:

1. OrangeSoda - Conner McMagnus - Killed by ll Duce, on orders from the Italians
2. Skulk - Pro Vig Villager - Killed by the Italians
3. Kime - Pro Vig Villager - Killed by the Russians

4. Other Samurai
5. Iamtheaznman - Dectective Greenly - Killed by the Russians
6. B:L - Anti Vig Villager - Killed by the Russians
7. Simonwolf - Pro Vig Villager - Killed by the Italians

8. Zandracon
9. ToxicToys
10. Arivia

11. Egos - Anti Vig Villager - Killed by the Italians
12. Bremen
13. psolms - Pro Vig Villager - Killed by the vote
14. Osvik - Italian Hitman - Killed by the Boondock Saints

15. illgottengains
16. Suki
17. Dunadan019

18. OptimusZed - Papa Joe - Killed by the Vote
19. Adventfalls
20. Gumpy
21. Typhus733
22. Rend
23. Fiaryn
24. Kuhlmeye
25. Ebfan

26. Nocturne - Ivan Checkov - Killed by the vote
27. Mr Defecation
28. SkyCaptain

Villager PMs

Pro Vig
Pro Vig Villager
I'm ready to get busy too. You know, I'm ready to get *busy*.
You apporve of the boondock saints and their meathods.

Victory Condition: You win after all threats to Boston, the Russians, the Italians, and any serial killers, are eliminated.
Anti Vig
Anti Vig Villager

There is a system and it needs to be respected.

Victory Condition: You win after all threats to Boston, the Russians, the Italians, The Boondock Saints, and any serial killers, are eliminated.


Clarifications

What is the order of actions?

Vote->Guards->Kills->Seers

What is the resolution of ties?

Ties will be decided by ll Duce. Six guns and a senior friggin citizen, he'll probably kill you both.

Does the vote trickle?

Fuck no.


Narrations:

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    WEEEE COUUUULD KIILLL

    EVERYONEEEE

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  • SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sign up!

    Skulk on
  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

    In nomine Patri.

    Et Fili.

    Spiritus Sancti.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I just saw this a month or so ago!

    It was rather good.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Lets play.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited September 2009
    !Yes.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

    In nomine Patri.

    Et Fili.

    Spiritus Sancti.

    !Orange Soda must be one of those dirty Italian speaking mafiosos.

    So sayeth B:Locco.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Shotgun Billy Connolly

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !Woo

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Vote close will probably be at 11 Eastern Daylight time, ie just under an hour ago.

    And seriously, this is such a quotable movie. What the hell?

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I sign up in the name of righteous

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vote close will probably be at 11 Eastern Daylight time, ie just under an hour ago.

    And seriously, this is such a quotable movie. What the hell?
    Bad memory. Don't blame me.

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Fuck you, fuck me, fuck that cat, fuck the stairs, the walls, whatever, just fuck this fucking phalla. Fuck!

    Arivia on
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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    And I shall count thee among my favored sheep, and you shall have the protection of all the Angels in Heaven.

    Orange Soda on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    And I shall count thee among my favored sheep, and you shall have the protection of all the Angels in Heaven.

    See he's already calling the village sheep, like a proper mafia would.

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

    how's that dress fitting, anyway?

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh hey look what I found...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g1I3JvN0UA

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Arivia wrote: »
    how's that dress fitting, anyway?

    IDK, how is that being terrible and getting your whole team AND allies killed when you could have prevented it and potentially won....

    If the option is losing stupidly and taking the dress.... hell I will take the dress.

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Julie Benz as the attractive female figure in anything is just weird.

    Arivia on
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If the option is losing stupidly and taking the dress.... hell I will take the dress.

    I knew you were just getting defensive because you're a secret drag queen

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    simonwolf wrote: »
    If the option is losing stupidly and taking the dress.... hell I will take the dress.

    I knew you were just getting defensive because you're a secret drag queen

    OS's role as Willem Dafoe confirmed.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    If the option is losing stupidly and taking the dress.... hell I will take the dress.

    I knew you were just getting defensive because you're a secret drag queen

    OS's role as Willem Dafoe confirmed.

    orangina.jpg

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    simonwolf wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    If the option is losing stupidly and taking the dress.... hell I will take the dress.

    I knew you were just getting defensive because you're a secret drag queen

    OS's role as Willem Dafoe confirmed.

    orangina.jpg

    Oh why are you quicker on the draw, simon?

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    Cuddle? What a fag.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I sign up because you needs the players

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  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sure, I'll sign up. I've actually seen this movie, which is a better start that most phallas I play in :)

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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    see you on the flip side...

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  • OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Is that right Rambo?

    Osvik on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Whos the guy in the center? In the OP pic.
    spoil it for me, I've just seen the shoot-out sequence.

    Egos on
  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Egos wrote: »
    Whos the guy in the center? In the OP pic.
    spoil it for me, I've just seen the shoot-out sequence.

    Wyatt Earp

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  • illgottengainsillgottengains Registered User regular
    edited September 2009

    Where you goin' buddy? You ain't goin' nowhere!"

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  • SukiSuki Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sign up!!

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sign?

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You guys should recruit, 'cause I'm sick and fucking tired of walking down the street, waiting for one of these crack-piping, ass-wiping, motherless lowlifes to get me!

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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Signing the fuck up.

    Please don't make me Rocco.

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Never played, never watched. So... yeah. Probably going to die first.

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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If OS is Dafoe, does that mean he gets to do the narrations?

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !sign up

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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    THERE WAS A PHALLA-FIGHT!...sign

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ya-ya-ya know what 'dey say... people in glass houses sink ships!

    Rend on
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